Let’s take a moment to highlight the awesomeness that is Canada, eh (30 Photos)

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  • babyfartmagizax

    #23 #30 SHWING!!!

    • Really?

      You suck, and my new favorite thing to do is thumbs down everything you post.

    • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.muxlow Trevor Muxlow

      I love Canada. Best country in the world

      • CANADIAN

        and yet they all moved to states…thats unlucky coz canada is AWESOME!!!!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – Fan testimonial: "I demand this as a future Paula signature quote: "Pretty much anything with a vagina and a cute face floats my boats". Just the part in quotations though, not the entire thing… – Dick Salad"

      • Woody

        They forgot Shania Twain

      • Romcon

        Steve Martin is not Canadian, he's from texas. I wish he was Canadian but you're wrong.

    • Utah

      Get a life. How the fuck are you first on multiple albums each day you fart fuck fagot

    • wdh

      Anna is Canadian?! how is she so good with southern accents? IVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!
      Oh and you guys forgot Jack Bauer.. Ought to be ashamed of yourselves chive.

      • wdh

        #23 =/

        • scratcher

          correct anna is a kiwi not canadian not that theres anything wrong with that

          • newscot

            She was born in Winnipeg, raised in NZ.

      • Matt

        She lived in New Zealand since age 4

    • kiwi

      Anna Paquin is a kiwi not a canadian.

  • WORB

    #18 If only she still looked that good.

    • tv_paul

      Does she qualify for a posting on "Find Her" because after all the plastic surgery this girl may still be under there, somewhere.

    • Forest

      No shit! When in the world did she look like THAT?!? Holy Cow. plastic surgery = bad

    • savagecabbage

      Elisha Cuthbert should be in this list

      • ELY

        And Cobie Smulders

        • WORB

          Word, sir.

      • canuck

        and Emily VanCamp (Revenge)

    • http://www.countingposts.com dutch

      Canada – so awesome that all of the people on this left and moved to 'merica!

      fuck yeah.

    • Mike

      …and didn't have Hep. B….

    • Blue bronco

      She would sell her soul to look like again

      • dragon2777

        Maybe not. Maybe she thinks she looks good the way she is now. Shame because she is beautiful here.

    • Notknowing

      I think I still have this poster. Pam was about 20 yrs old when this poster came out.

    • mtpuckhead

      Didn't even recognizer her at first.

  • Evil Dung Beetle

    Canadians consume more Kraft Macaroni & Cheese per capita than any other nationality on Earth.
    My calendar told me so.

    • huh

      cool story brah

    • A_O

      *Kraft Dinner

    • Anon

      I help that along.. that's for sure.

    • sab

      its called KD a.k.a Kraft Dinner and i can honestly say its something in the cheese. I have duel citizenship and the mac n cheese in the usa sucks compared to the kd in canada. neat fact though.

      • Ateka

        All pastas are different in the US. They generally have more gluten and/or yeast.

    • Chantelle

      it's called Kraft Dinner!

    • ChristophersonofGray

      How does "macaroni & cheese" translate into "dinner" from USA English to Canadian? :S

  • cheeseSammich

    #26 – like a boss!

    • huh

      SHUT UP. "Like a boss" was played out 5 years ago you unimaginative asshat.

      • Ethix

        Played out or not, "like a boss" applies to Leslie.

        • cut de crup

          like a boss doesn't apply to anyone, except people too unoriginal to think of anything else.

    • OhSomeEvil

      the coolest and funniest bastard to ever come out of Canada.

    • furburger

      "Nothing to see here, nothing to see, move along"

    • FionnR

      Im so happy he's Canadian (:

    • EightZero

      Lest we forget.

  • Tex

    What about strong beer? Moose? Alaska's back yard?

    • thom

      America's hat.

    • mutant26

      You forgot about great pot, hot chicks and plenty of realyl really awesome poutine fries!

      Happy Canada Day!

      • huh

        Canada does not have an abundance of "hot chicks" at all. A stroll around Vancouver or Toronto reveals a bunch of 6s.

        • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.j.cleaver Chris Cleaver

          thats because theyre all in Montreal and Calgary

        • Rob

          Your an idiot who obviously walks with one blind eye and another eye with pink eye……….idiot

    • Colio

      Belgium beat us by a few hundred years with the strong beer. I think Canada invented shitty strong beer though

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      America is Canada's big fat belly we cant seem to work off

  • hark1985

    #22 This show was the shit!

    • huh

      Seriously, I couldn't watch it without turning on all the lights in the house!

    • legit

      they filmed part of an episode in an art gallery near where I went to elementary school. True story

      • yeah

        Cool story bro

    • Mjmchiver

      Great show.. Also terrifying.

    • bubblerider86

      i always wanted to start my own midnight society…sadly it never happened 😦

    • mtpuckhead

      What about Trailer Park Boys?!

  • ti-dop

    april wine!

    • MAGSGQ

      Honeymoon Suite, RUSH, David Wilcox……

      • boobman

        I'm lay'n pipe…

  • ChiTownChiver

    Forgot "Oh Canada" which is the best anthem to scream at a hockey game.

    • Guest

      Yaaaaa Buddy! And the rippers… Niagara falls. Sundowner

  • joemamma

    Dont forget Superman!

    • boobman

      and wolverine

      • USA

        and being America's bitch

        • eh?

          we are bigger and we are on top if this was prison you would be our bitch.

    • krypto092108

      Joel Shuster was Canadian…. and your heart is the right place…

  • anony

    #22 never missed an episode, best half hour on tv 9:30-10 wrapping up SNICK

    • chappy

      Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, the tale of the pinball wizard

  • guthrie

    #22 one of the greatest shows from my childhood!

  • map

    Since they made all their money in Canada and still live there, I salute them! -__-

  • Verbal_Kint

    #12 Uncle Buck. Fucking classic.

    • Yeah

      I still get a kick out of watching The Great Outdoors. RIP John Candy.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Ahhh… The old 96er…

    • tv_paul

      Good movies, I'm still a big fan of "Summer Rentals" mainly because of the interaction between John Candy & Rip Torn.

    • Mojomatrix

      Jon Candy in The Blues Brothers :

      Orange whip ? Orange whip ? Orange whip ? Ok, three orange whips !

  • jun

    If this was done in priority I would suggest that John Candy be first. He was the man!

    • MAGSGQ

      Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy….. SCTV was the best.

    • 13Aliens

      and followed closely by Rush….


    I'm glad Shania Twain's not on this one. But I would like to tag Terri Clark or Manon Rhéaume.

    • Craig

      I whole-heartedly agree about Manon. I lived in Tampa Bay when she was "signed", and got to see her play.

      • MAGSGQ

        She most definitely had a following …..

    • Chivacy Please

      Yep, and purposely left out Alanis Morrisette, Avril Levine, and the Bare Naked Ladies.

    • Rob

      Elisha cuthbert never contributed anything but real nice to look at.

  • Mikeg01sf

    Greatest thing out of canada is bret "the hitman" hart

    • Justin Cider

      May he RIP

      • Chicago Sean

        You're thinking of Owen Hart

      • 3u35

        you're thinking of oprah winfrey

      • Mikeg01sf

        Owen hart brotha. Brets still kickin

    • Gtamazing

      The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

  • Justin Cider

    Makes me proud!

  • Britishguy

    Nearly made up for Justin Bieber now…

    • Johnny K.

      Canada has apologized for Justin Bieber on many occasions…

    • Falthor

      I would like to point out that the world would not have Justin Beiber if it wasn't for AMERICANS… We weren't going to give him a record deal… you guys did… as a side note over 85% of all albums sold for Nickelback and theory of a deadman are AMERICAN sales… not Canadian. Stop feeding the crappy musicians. mmmkay? thanks.

      • Indeed

        That's just because there's a lot more Americans

  • Justin Beiber

    What aboot me?

    • Mel Gibson

      Go suck a dick

    • Tru Chiver

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL justin bieber looks like a girl/is a lesbian(C WUT I DID THAR?), sarah jessica parker looks like a horse, still a better love story than twilight. KCCO

      • *True Chiver

        the fuck is wrong with you?

    • Colio

      Fuck off and take drake with you

  • tv_paul

    #1 His greatest achievement has to be his hot daughter.
    #11 Such a cutie
    #18 Really was so much more beautiful before Dow Corning ruined her.

    • Anon

      Do not talk down about hockey around me sonny!

      • tv_paul

        Not talking down hockey, he was the great one but I think most parents would always say that their kids are their greatest achievement. And in her case she's really hot and posted some phenomenal twitter pictures.

        • HopeMarie8998

          Pretty sure I'd take the Stanley cup over his daughter any day.

  • Canadian

    You're forgetting: basketball, hockey, Poutine, maple syrup, and universal healthcare.

    • Another Canadian

      None of which are people. I think you missed something.

      • blub_glub

        #5 #25

      • adonisallan

        Didn't say it's just people. Title said, "awesomeness that is Canada, eh" not Canadians.

    • ghostofmlg

      Insulin, the telephone, the snowmobile, Beavertails and Shannon Tweed (Mrs Gene Simmons – she's awesome in spite of her shitty taste in men) couls all be added to that list. I too have a hard believing they left Rush off their list – the greatest rock band ever.

      • Dylan

        The telephone wasn't really invented by Canada. Alexander Graham Bell was educated in Scotland, and geographically, the phone was invented in the US. I'm all for bragging about Canada, but I think that one has to go to the Scots.

        • A.J.

          We sent the first wireless transmission is what that fact should be.a

          • JMoney

            through the air, across the ocean, the first time ever

            • newscot

              That was Marconi. But nice reference on the Heritage commercial!

      • swank

        Neil, Geddy and Alex are the ultimate triumvirate!

    • Anon

      I'm not sure we should be proud of basketball 😛

    • Craig

      What about Don Cherry?

      • newscot

        Don Cherry for Prime Minister!

    • Jesus

      Tim Horton's. Can't forget that. Not to mention the Canadarm, our insane love of Slurpees (summer or winter), and, *best of all*, Celine Dion! Ok, so maybe we don't make the best music…

  • http://www.reginajobshop.ca ChivinCanuck

    Thanks for the nod to Canada Chive! I'll still be hungover from Canada Day when Independence Day begins

    • killa cal

      I am still so hungover from canada day

  • blah

    Canada: Americas hat.

    • 43098

      america: canada's fat.

      • Scodeling

        Say, "About", you fucking Canadian! Hahahahahahaha!

        • JP CDN

          sorry, I am too busy trying to bail your ignorant ass out of the fuck hole your economy used to be in. Soon people from "MERICA" will be begging to get into Canada just so they can have a part time jobs making TIMBITS! By the way….you mom is a whore, she blew me for a pack of smokes, but I just sprayed her face and then gave her a food stamp!

          • Scodeling

            Dear JP CDN OPGYN, While I appreciate the fact that you felt this small humor talk needed to go directly to personal, I do not appreciate you talking about my mother I lost 2 years ago to pancreatic cancer. Chime in fellow Chivers and let JP SHAMALAMA DING DONG know he's way in the wrong. kcco.

            PS. Let's hook up JP! I'd love to meet you in person so I can crack your head wide open. Sorry if I got personal, it's not in my nature.

            • Guest

              Scodeling… You're a joke. Smoke a fatty and drink some Canadian Beer. You need to chill bud

              • Canadian Eh

                "KCCO… but let's meet so i can crack your head open…" i don't think you get this site buddy. Your "about" joke was weak, you got owned, don't cry, just admit defeat, no one's gonna support you being a fuckhole. The mother joke wasnt personal either, like that guy had any idea. YOU KCCO and yeah, try some of our weed, put down your gun and chill out.

                • andy

                  Yeah, I guess I did over react. Thanks Guest and Canadian Eh. kcco.

          • Kent

            You Canadians are morons. The US fed actually bailed out Canadian banks.

            And no Americans are going to go to Canada, why go live in a country that is just a cheap imitation of the US?

            And seriously, any Canadian of worth leaves Canada and comes to the US first chance they get, including most of the people in this submission

          • kent

            The US has higher quality of life than Canada: http://internationalliving.com/2010/02/quality-of
            – Americans are more likely to graduate high school than Canadians: http://www.conferenceboard.ca/hcp/details/educati
            – The US has the highest education attainment out of any major industrialized nation. Americans are more likely to receive higher education than Canadians. Pg 42 of this PDF: http://www.educationalpolicy.org/pdf/Global2005.p
            United States: 31%
            Canada: 26%
            – The US dominates in academic performance. So not only does the US get more of its population into higher education, but the education we receive is the best in the world, and results in vastly superior academic performance in all broad subject fields when ranked among world universities:
            Natural Sciences and Mathematics http://www.arwu.org/FieldSCI2010.jsp
            Engineering/Technology and Computer Sciences http://www.arwu.org/FieldENG2010.jsp
            Life and Agriculture Sciences http://www.arwu.org/FieldLIFE2010.jsp
            Clinical Medicine and Pharmacy http://www.arwu.org/FieldMED2010.jsp
            Social Sciences http://www.arwu.org/FieldSOC2010.jsp
            – The US is the most technologically advanced nation on earth: http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/eco_tec_ind-eco
            Canada is ranked 12th, and would be lower if you didn’t border the US.
            – Americans are the most productive workers in the world: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20572828/
            Canadians aren’t even mentioned
            The US invented basically everything of importance in the last 100 years. The airplane, the integrated circuit, the microprocessor, the personal computer, the laser beam, digital music, the internet. Basically every major IT company in the world is American. Microsoft, Apple, Google, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Cisco Systems, Oracle, Yahoo. Every technology that you’re using to post on this website, which is an American website, was invented by Americans.
            The US sequenced the human genome. An American (Norman Borlaug) was the father of the Green Revolution, creating a wheat variety that is credited with saving a billion lives. The US landed a man on the moon when Canada didn’t have the technological prowess to build an automobile. The US mapped the cosmos with the Hubble telescope and dated the universe, discovered water on the moon and Mars, surveyed the outer solar system’s planets and their moons, currently has a probe exiting our solar system, the furthest and fasted object made by humans. Currently, the US is at the forefront of every possible field. Almost every innovation of note since the end of WWII has taken place with the US at the helm.
            Canada has not and will never, ever do anything even approaching any of these accomplishments the US has. Thousands of years from now humans will be learning about American accomplishments in their history books, Canada won’t even be a footnote.
            America’s most well known accomplishment is the greatest feat in human history… landing humans on that shiny thing you see at night. Canada’s most well known export is Justin Bieber.
            Go cry, you mindless Canadian. Your country is inferior and irrelevant, and your entire opinion of your country is based on a pantheon of myths that you’re told for the sole purpose of creating an artificial patriotism so that you can cope with your inferiority and irrelevance.

            • http://www.facebook.com/brian.bakula Brian Bakula


            • AvroArrow

              Landed on the Moon with Canadians driving the US space program! Read a fucking history book… It may also mention the part about us buring the whitehouse to the ground..

            • Pete

              That was a lot of text to prove you are better than us. Congrats Kent. Also, congrats that you posses the skills to copy & paste, wonderful job btw. I started reading about nothing of this, & it was amazing. All of it.

              You forgot to mention in your book, that at least we Canadians are always welcome in other countries because we do not push how better we are upon others. We are not better than others, but we do have freedom you will probably never experience. I'm happy you enjoy where you live. You don't have a choice

              • Indeed

                It seems that many of your countrymen are spending quite a bit of time talking about how you are better. And then you do the same.

    • Brii

      America, Canada's pants 🙂

    • kent

      You Canadians are all brainwashed idiots. British Redcoats burned the White House AFTER the US burned Canada's capital in the Battle of York.

      • Jay

        Kent, are you 5 foot 2 & lonely?

    • canada

      war of 1812. we won.

      • Indeed

        You're still part of the Commonwealth.

    • Canuklehead

      America's Tophat….adding a bit of class………….

  • Prince Albert


    • huh

      Oh, you mean the child-toucher who makes a living by pressing "PLAY" on his laptop? Yeah, what a great accomplishment.

      • Enjoy life

        Just because he makes more money and is probably happier. Doesn't mean you have to hate.

        • America

          Again, it's the fact that he was sleeping with a 16-year old recently and he is not an actual musician which is why he gets no respect. It's not "hating" to call someone out for being a sexual predator and a fake musician.

          • Jesus

            Awwww… Is a certain fat, slovenly American upset that he's not getting the 16-year olds into his bed?

  • boobman

    Take off EH!

    • JHL1

      I'm sure it's not a coincidence that Neil Young wasn't mentioned on the 1st page comments.
      The only reason I bring it up is to ask Canada to please take him back.
      "A southern man don't need him around anyhow."

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