Escaped convict convinces cop he is actually a jogger — brilliant (Video)

Police stopped escaped federal inmate Richard Lee Mcnair who then proceeded to wiggle his way out of certain arrest. Gotta hand it to the man, he’s one smooth operator.

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  • suck me dry

    suck me all the way off

    • passwordistaco

      I love this guy! Why the thumbs down?

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.b.brooks.5 Robert Bob Cat Brooks

      I find it to be refreshing. At least I didn't have to see another douche post "First!" most likely followed with a self high five and a "hell yea bro".

  • fact checker

    really? 10 minutes of this?

    • 1988bc

      This is actually really good. If you got time to watch the whole thing, watch it.

      I about died when the cop said, "when i saw you runnin' i was like, 'how lucky can I be?'" omg

  • AssClown

    tl;dw

  • tomchalm

    Bob, this video was kind of suckage i'm not gonna lie. I didn't have any audio for it at all either. Not sure if you mixed something up or what.

    • idk, somebody

      Its called Mute, might wanna check to make sure its not on.

      Bob – worked just fine for me, but then again i did have my cpu muted ….

      • cels0_o

        FOR F**KS SAKES, the CPU is the central processing unit not the whole computer, you twat.

        • Birch

          For fuck sakes why do you have spew your nerd talk! Go buy a hooker you ugly nerd lmao

          • partysauce

            clearly anyone who knows more about computers than you is a nerd, and anyone who knows less (like remembering to check muted audio devices) is an idiot. you can thank the guy who corrected you since now you're less likely to look like a numpty when you're trying to get a "nerd" to fix your computer

      • Drew

        Video played fine 100% for me.

  • Tito

    BALLS OF STEEL

    • DCD

      This video is 6 years old. WTF, Chive.

  • Dom

    Lol! He gave two different names and the copper didn't clue in.

    • kingblc

      I know right, I picked up on that how did the officer miss it?

      • LawnGuyLand

        Laziness and complacency. I am sure he was taught to write down the names of every contact. Had he done his job properly the criminal would have gone back to his home.

    • dawire

      robert jones and jimmy jones lol dumb cop

    • meuasso

      lmfao ..First thing I was waiting for ..a different name ..what a dumbass

      • DDD

        I am not one to defend a cop, but it was 114 degrees!

    • blake

      also he was jogging at 113 degrees F? come on…has that ever happened?

      • Carolina Chiver

        in jean shorts, no less!?

    • Seth

      I was wondering if anyone else caught that. The cop certainly should have.

    • Scott

      lol i was just about to say that

  • Haha

    Haha – He tells the cop his name is Robert Jones at 0:17 and then his name is Jimmy Jones at 5:40

    • Mike H.

      That is where I thought for sure the cop was gonna jump his ass.

  • Terry

    No wonder they just stick to handing out speeding tickets

    • Bustanut

      Not just this cop made a mistake:

      "In his last escape, he mailed himself out of prison in a crate."

      WTF

  • John Grisham

    Dude escaped from my home town, so embrassing. that cop didn't get fired either

    • Shiftycap1

      ……………it made you hug each other?

  • Billy

    How old is this?

    • cougarzrule

      I don't mean to make you look stoopid, but the video has a date…..

      • Billy

        Fuck I'm stoopid. And cougarz do rule.

    • demo

      the lower right hand corner says 2006

    • DCD

      It's that old even by release. The YouTube upload this is ripped from is dated jan 2007.

  • the franchise

    how hard is it to release a damn mugshot… send him a picture message haha!

    • Si1entStatic

      They did. you can hear the cop ask how old the picture was and then he complained that you couldn't see shit on the pic. So I'm assuming the prison only had a mugshot from when he entered the system.

      • DagNabbit

        You're correct. It was an old mugshot in very poor quality. Even the convict (Richard Lee McNair) would later admit that the picture looked nothing like him.

  • meh

    well if you look at the lower part of the screen you'd see it was in 06'

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    "There's a prison around here??"

    LMAO!!

    CKTAM

  • keepcalm

    damn the audio doesn't work for me.

  • Ed Koy

    I enjoyed this.

  • Jones

    Jogging in 113 degree weather?! That shit cray

    • Si1entStatic

      Well it would make sense to me since he tried to pass himself off as a roofer. some of those jobs reach well above 114 degrees……

      • Dr_StrangePants

        anyone who's ever seen an in car thermometer will tell ya that the car's metal adds 10 degrees.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Where the hell are they that it's 113 degrees in early April???

  • Lou

    Hahahahahaha. you think you have composure?

    Shit bet this guy's is much better.

    • tedstevens

      Well when you're a murderer you should be pretty cool under pressure.

  • https://www.facebook.com/joshua.johnson.5036 Joshua Johnson

    114 degrees…

  • Oingh

    Audio is only coming through the right channel, in case anyone struggling to hear it is a one headphone at work user like myself…

    • Puffy

      Are you some kind of moron? Getting a fucking clue, man.

      • TomatoTipper

        What the hell Puff Dogg, the guy is just giving a heads up.

  • https://www.facebook.com/Archer424 Marc Herzog

    Wow! It was 114 degrees there!!!!

    • mellow

      hellz ya, this is mo fuckin LA

  • Mjames

    Did anyone else notice he gave the cop 2 different names??? Robert jones then jimmy jones

    • refritos

      Yep, caught it immediately, and usually all i notice are bewbs!

  • xzapato

    if this dude looked like me he would be on the floor tazed and bloody by the minute mark.

    • Yuuuup

      And you'd probably be facing resisting arrest and assaulting a cop charges.
      F*ck the police so very very much. Enforcers of legislation! pft!

    • bob

      Just because your black probably….

      • mikeltn

        no, he just looks suspicious with his sloped forehead and eyes pointing east and west

  • Officer Dipshit

    Wow, it was 113 degrees outside according to the video! Also, this was a shitty, waste of time post.

  • Zach

    He said his name was Robert Jones then Jimmy Jones…..COP FAIL

    • mike

      lol i notice that too!

  • ol76er

    c'mon Bob, you set it up but couldn't close… smooth criminal is the line you're looking for

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