Meanwhile, in the world I wish I lived in… (30 Photos)

  • HOOK

    #3,#11,#22 You're killing me.

    • bob

      and how does #3 earn that kind of money you ask??? well, long story short: even the donkey though she was loose.

  • whyme1973

    #20 All beer should be served this way.
    #22 Is that her dildo in her hand?

  • Med

    F-in A, Cotton

    • Med


  • Marineman12

    #17 If only. Life would be so much easier

    • Anonymous

      Anyone know where this is from?

      • QuickWit

        Australian TV show called Danger 5… It is beyond wonderful and there is crazy stuff like this in every episode.

        • RobboJohn

          I need to watch more Australian TV, this looks awesome

    • Snuggs

      But… she was hot, couldn't they have shot an ugly person?

  • whyme1973

    #29 I really need to get a boat.

    • Jen

      you mean a floating pussy magnet?

    • Nishtai

      I got one… Not the same view. Ever. But, it's nice to dream, tho

  • MrUpp07

    #11 YES please…

    • Nishtai

      The perfect breakfast

  • whos.mike

    #22 I am in love with you….. That ass and those arms…..

    • Pezski

      Not sure it'd do much to discourage speeding…

    • Arm expert

      so you like doods then? Those are man arms

      • TheT

        Im a guy….id be pissed if my arms were that small…….Im guessing yours arent very big?

        • Birdshit in your eye

          # 22 has legs that should be pulling a plow.

  • misschris

    #9 "Ouch town, population you, bro." ha, Bateman cracks me up in this movie

    • jess

      which movie is this?

      • sean


    • Cudaman

      If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball.

    • Tara


  • CallMe Maybe

    #11 Holy shit, look at those doughnuts!

    Oh, boobies.

    • 29er


      I, too, saw doughnuts then boobs. It's like finding $20 bucks in your pocket. What a wonderful day.

      • @grady450

        I have some bad news for all 3 of us…..

    • kigero

      Well the boobs, my friend, they're just the icing on the cake

  • Guest


    Would just freeze your beers. I think keeping them in the fridge would make more sense

    • Beev

      Dude, portals…

    • assbag

      lies, snow keeps beers chilled to the perfect temp. every time

    • rgfratelli

      Well look who put his "Over-thinking the funny comic panel" cap today.

      • Brock Sampson

        to add to that, if you ever played portal, two things: you cannot make a portal in midair (fail panel 2), and even if you could, you'd have to open it on both sides from their respective locations first (fail panel 1)

  • chesterdrawers

    #11 I'd glaze something for ya'

  • IrishInNJ

    #6 Carl Pilkington. My hero.

    “Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?”

    • Rachel :)


      • IrishInNJ

        I see what you did there Rach….fundamentally altering my post.

  • chesterdrawers

    #22 OOOH, I love this game, now you arrest me and I pay my bail bond in semen…

  • Egje

    Love "Trunk Monkey" some of the funniest commercials out there.

    • Trav1121

      Geezus! I spent like ten minutes laughing at that silly thing! #30

  • Tom

    #2 Sure as shit would've made milk time in kindergarten way better.

    • Bones

      For all parties involved!

    • The_Ger

      Yeah…because 4 year olds can easily handle a pint of whiskey

  • dave

    #11 and #29….nuff said

  • _DoC_

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  • Anonymous

    #17 If i could do this through a computer moniter…one can dream….yes, one can dream

  • temujin1234
    • 6655321

      For this site sometimes. I'm listening to Bowie and keep having to find the damn ad to try and silence it, which you can't. There is one free iPhone piece of shit that constantly makes a flushing sound. Fuck that, I'm listening to Bowie.

  • boob_cuddle

    Fresh milk and donuts. #11

  • CowboyChiver

    #2 They didn't have those in your cafeteria??

  • Bones

    #25 Man that sounds as bad as an add placed somewhere on the page that starts playing a video at full blast… Sound like anyone you know CHIVE?!?!

  • Chad.W

    #24 We witnessed this technology in "Back To The Future," "Star Wars," and "Terminator" the government is just keeping it all for themselves…

    • CalculatedRisk

      For the first one, Google "Transition"…

  • Don_Juan

    #30 I love the trunk monkey!

    • deathboomb007

      Now that, is a security system!!!

  • deuces_sk

    #3 Rack City

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