Friday Dopamine Dump (40 Pictures)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    AAAAAAND IT'S FIRST!!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "I'll do as you say, but only because I'm a dumbass."

    • Tru story

      I jerked off without any kind of lube and got a friction burn on my weenie

      • Don

        And just when I thought Paula couldn't be any more of a ho.

        • Jawbone

          She beat the rest of you douchemonkeys. Accept it.

    • Vent187

      Paula smells like bigfoot's dick.

      • somebody

        Please DON'T tell how you got the knowledge of how both of them smell

    • r00s7a

      My stomach was hurting, but I went to the bathroom and took a big Paula and feel much better.

      • ...

        You took a big Paula?? Hope she used lube on you I couldn't walk right for a week

    • qqq

      What else do you do with your time? Do you actually have real human beings in your life that you spend time with, you know, in person? Do you have a job or school or something productive happening for you? I kind of feel sorry for you, finding the attention you surely must be lacking in your life to have to come troll here to the point that you have a red warning attached to your name… And "fan testimonials." You should try grounding yourself from the internet for one week and see all the other things there are to do.

  • J.S. Wright

    Screw off, Paula.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Jealous Much?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "What we have here, folks, is an example of narcissistic personality disorder. She (it?) probably has some mild masochistic tendencies as well. – S. Freud"

      • trl87

        Screw on, Paula. Screw on.

        • YOYO

          You mis-spelled fuck!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #34 I'd let Topher program her to be Mac!!1!
    That should excavate quickly…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula shows up and nails a reply perfectly, much to the dismay of poor Stanley of course."

    • Paula sux

      That is so amazing. I was almost thinking the same thing. except I was thinking of letting Eliza run you over with a tank…. Amazing we think so similar

    • Derp

      Umm "excavate"
      I believe the work is Escalate
      http://www.thefreedictionary.com

      I understand that you aren't dealing with a full deck though.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Chivers are too easy to bait.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula Rules…You halfwits drool. Disparaging Paula is like going to a bar for the first time and picking on the regulars. You end up looking like a tool. – ShakeyTheMoyle"

        • I don't know

          I guess it's always nice to have an excuse for sucking and nothing beats the old "I did it on purpose" line.

      • Trav1121

        I believe you meant to use 'word', not 'work', Mr. Free Dictionary.

  • FunKiller

    #11 Ok seriously…how's she supposed to open that bottle on a Ferris Wheel?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If a woman can't suck that cap off she's not right for you.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Paula is the reason why I wake up every morning and am free to dump my waste of last night mozzarella sticks in peace..PAULA GALLERY PLEASE – StupidityAlwaysWins"

      • Underbaker

        Just be very afraid if she puts it between her legs and the top magically disappears.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Sigh… You should learn to recognize marriage material when you see it…

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Never in the history of the internets did I see myself "thumbs upping" your comment…yet, I did 😦 – theRealRealist"

          • Underbaker

            I did recognize it and married her, why do you think I'm trying to warn others to be afraid.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              You don't like 'em tight?

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – men are weird

              • Underbaker

                I do, just didn't realize it was her ass that opened the bottle until too late.

                • Dr_StrangePants

                  is THIS your wife? With the nut-cracking derriere?

                  • Underbaker

                    No, mine is just a tight-ass. (with bigger bewbs).

      • JWoeBMoneY

        I hope you're cursed with sandbag titties and crosseyed nips. May you start your cycle on the 1st of every month with your lifeblood flowing until the 28th. I pray to all that's holy that you find yourself with a loose cooch and you have to sit Indian style at all times in order to keep your lady parts from hitting the floor. I mean this in the nicest way possible. With all due respect: Go fuck yourself!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You sound a tad upset… Come have a free drink. It's on me!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA_ JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR. – CHIPBUTY"

          • JWoeBMoneY

            Let me apologize for that last diatribe, it was just plain uncouth of me. What I really meant was: Go fuck yourself! I would give my last breath to finger bang your hollowed out eye socket just once. After that I could rest on the fact that you got what was coming to you. The only way I would accept a drink from the likes of you is if I pried it out of your cold dead hands.
            Best Wishes,
            Me!

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Was…. I married to you once?

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – Fan testimonial: "i hate you so much… but love you too. i don't know what to do. – sixdeadelves"

              • Underbaker

                Maybe he googled Norma Stitz from one of your previous troll posts? You caught me with that once, but now I am fine since I got my braille computer screen.

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  I caught you with Norma Stitz once?

                  Oh wait, so YOU were that little piece of white meat showing between her 102ZZZ cup!

                  Hugs,
                  Paula
                  – Fan testimonial: "Paula, I'm going to vote you down on this one, because I know that's what you're after. As long as we have an understanding that I think this is completely hilarious."

                  • Underbaker

                    The Doc said the blindness was purely psychosomatic, but I kind of grown fond of hitting people with the cane, not to mention groping FLBP candidates at the buffet line.

        • What_Tha

          Epic

    • PEP

      Now that'll cost a little extra

      • GuntherSquirrel

        This discussion just made my day!

  • fried neck bones

    #13 Oh Lawd.

    • BigManJones

      How many times is them guys gonna repost this 'fore we get all tired of it and whatnot?

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    #38
    "I want to thank my sponsor, jizz"

    • DarkRonnie

      Cumshot, what else was this posted for

      • Jawbone

        Looks like he's trained well.

  • MIKEDACHIVER

    #25. Please oh please oh please oh please

    • JESSE

      die from cancer asshole

    • Dr_StrangePants

      the Hell is that thing?

      • F'ing Guest

        It's a hover board from back to the future.. HAhahaha

    • Yep

      Don't worry…I'm sure it's soon to become a campaign promise. Unfortunately, the company will go bankrupt after taking a sweetheart government loan.

      • Mikeg01sf

        Did someone really ask what that was??? Wow.

        • Chode

          I thought it was a taillight

      • Meowmix

        Really? Don't be that guy…

    • DBig

      You didn't build that.

    • At_ur_moms_house

      You have to be Prez to see the too secret stuff….

  • HOOK ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    #17 I hope you have a cock for me to kiss.

    • Frank M

      What???

      • Jawbone

        There is all the cock you could ever want, Hook. Don't worry your little cum-guzzling lips about it. Unfortunately, this girl cannot provide on….

        • Dee

          hahahahaha

  • loves sammiches

    #28 Aunt May found the spider.

  • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

    I ❤ Derpamine Dermp #38

  • FunKiller

    #32 Would you like some head with that beer?

    • Underbaker

      That is not the head I was looking for.

    • 29er

      From the looks of it, she loves to give a lot of head.

    • Jakemo

      Never seen DSL's on a maß before?

  • habsfanx

    #29 is just JAW dropping & Full of WIN's in my shorts !!!

    • http://www.kirishoru.com kirishoru

      agreed. I actually said "Mother of God" out loud when i got to this one.

    • Brellian

      I'm kinda grossed out by all the bones pushing her skin.

      • Klusti

        Agree. Skinny is beautiful. But my first thought was – is this an anorexia ad? Too bony.

    • BOOM!

      I would DESTROY that ass!!!! BOOM style!

    • Greg

      She should make me a sandwich, then eat it.

    • Meowmix

      Yea, I'm not usually one of those guys that make the generic "get her a sandwich" comments, but that's a tad too skinny for my tastes. To each his own, though

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

    I'll jump into that pillow fight with #39! Anyone else tired of those horse masks?

    • Jawbone

      It's being clever and unique! Just like EVERYONE else on the internet with the horse mask!

    • James

      Danica Thrall, just saying, if want to google her

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Yay Girls
      NNNNEEEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHH to the Horsemasks

    • steelers4385

      Id put a horse mask on her and do her. Or without. Be fun either way.

    • Average_Joe123

      Danica Thrall is painfully hot.

    • Mr. Ed

      I thought they were sarah jessica parker masks. Mind blown.

  • Gabe

    Paula I fucking hate you.

    • Vent187

      Me too Gabe….me too.

    • heywood jablome

      we all do gabe

  • Notknowing

    #30 get your body outta the gutter, pal.

    • Jeffybaby

      This photo freaks me out.

    • notknowingly

      Please don't let that be a turd approaching from the right.

      • Anonymous

        That's so outrageously dangerous. If the water in the sewer was flowing, he wouldn't be seen again until they pulled his body out of the water treatment facility.

  • IrishInNJ

    My wife was watching Bring It On the other day (not me I swear) and I look at #34 in a new way after seeing her in that…girl is HOT!

    • morebeer

      As a high school student???

      • IrishInNJ

        She was 20 when she filmed Bring It On but yes, she played a high school kid.

    • Edd

      where is Rick Fox??

      • IrishInNJ

        I'd imagine in her bed. Permanently.

    • Vlackattack

      Never be ashmed to watch Bring it On.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Fuck Your Mainstream Movies and get a load of this

      • yes please

        that is fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!! and she looks way better than she did in bring it on ….so im told

  • crustybubblechunks

    #16 Its like its coming right at me

    • MUpde

      Who needs a 3-D TV?

  • Howling_Eagle

    #23-24 where we are going we don't need any roads

    • Asolare

      Love how it says No Worries on the back!

  • FunKiller

    #15 #19 The epitome of 'Merica….there's a whole lot of WTF going on here.

    • jreddy23

      #19…Ninja Level: E.T.

      • meantux

        FLBP

      • fed

        an early picture of the founder of match.com

    • Peter Venkman

      Hadouken???

    • nouu

      Fuck you funkiller.

      • FunKiller

        And a big fuck you to you kind sir!

  • Tyrion Lannister

    Why yes, I wll have another
    #32

  • Joe

    #34 she is an absolutely beautiful creature………Dibs

    • kujayhawk

      i called dibs years ago

      • Rick Fox

        Lol sure you did

  • Notknowing

    #15 Who are these clowns? And why are they here?

    • iChive

      #16 is the follow-up

    • Verbal_Kint

      Thank your lucky stars you don't know….

    • Jawbone

      The fifteen year old daughter recently gave birth to a three-thumbed child. It's worth a Google to make you lose faith in America in particular and humanity in general.

    • torontobackgroundgirl

      They could all be considered herp derping in this photo…and in every moment of their lives.

    • Nargon

      important question is: where is my flamethrower?!

    • r00s7a

      Just more white trash cashing in on their 15 minutes.

  • moondog

    #34 The sexiest woman walking this planet!!!!

  • JP Sousa

    #19 Side Boob!

    • Verbal_Kint

      Moob….

    • Poster Nutbag

      Spit take!!!!

  • Teea

    #36 I love the way you lie

    • BlueLizzardGame

      And he was lying about the surprise butt sex she just got.

    • Daywalker

      Lol That song was actually playing when I stubbed n this

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