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  • Rick3381

    FIRST!!!

    • Yup

      Second

    • 0331

      Congratulation!!! Tell him what he won chivied.

    • GeeROiD

      Third!! Yo, we good b

      • lat297

        Last

    • Josh

      _ <—- the amount of fucks anyone gives to those who sit and wait to be first.

  • izismile

    lol??

  • The Real Tim

    #27
    phantom penis

    • VaderWRX

      HAHA, I was wondering how far down in the comment list I would find this. 3rd is a lot higher then I expected.

  • dannyb

    fuck the cop on fridays dar!! fucking prick

    • Timmer

      He's just doing his job you ass hat

    • JAFitC

      Your attitude toward the police tells me more about you than it does about them.

    • 5-0

      Sit the fuck down before I taze your ass…

  • inigo montoya

    #30 hahahahahahaahahahhahaha

    hahaahahahahahahah
    ah poop.

  • http://www.facebook.com/audrey.kreimoyer Audrey A. Kreimoyer

    third :{

    • techno_viking

      Actually 6th, but you're hot. So submit some pics and well let it slide…

      • LACHIVER

        And I actually gave her a thumbs up JUST for being hot. As it turns out, looks WILL take you places in the world.

  • Pokes

    #34
    That guy's gonna get laid.

    • Exodia

      He earned it

    • Wayne

      If that is true, well played.

    • TheBAMFinater

      Was going to say this, beat me to it. Well played.

    • Wisti

      that happened to me at work…but nobody made it better for me…That guy is awesome…and this girl is awesome for making me feel better that I'm not the only one who managed to mess up that badly…

      • Joel

        Please, we saw a girl running through the airport, trying to make a flight I guess, with her skirt tucked into her hose… no panties.

    • rideroftoha

      He is indeed

    • DaddyD

      I realize that as a guy I could well be ignorant, but how do you tuck your skirt into your thong? Why are you tucking your skirt into anything? Don't you tuck your shirt in?

      And we all know that there isn't a woman in the world, drunk or sober, who would leave the bathroom without looking in the mirror and discovering the mistake.

      Good story, though.

      • DrGarnicus

        I was confused by the tucking as well. Couldn't figure it out.

        • Jen

          fellas, when we sit down to pee with a skirt on, we typically just pull it up around our waist, when we are done, we pull up our panties, that is when the accidental tuck happens. panties catch some part of the skirt as skirt is going back down and panties are going up. cue embarrassment.

          • dagleja3

            Thank you for clearing up that confusion!

          • this is false

            i saw some biker girls that dressed that way on gangland

    • Biggus Diccus

      She blew him on the way home for sure

    • Roro

      That guy was already gonna get laid when she wore a thong on their second date 😉

  • Tip

    #1#2#3#4#5#6#7#8#9#10#11#12#13#14#15#16#17#18

    • trixi

      Well congratulations, you can count.

      • JimBozo

        And you can count, on me, waiting for you, in the parking lot.

        • BlueLizzardGame

          Awesome Happy Gilmore quote. It's been a while since I heard that.

    • Underbaker

      You do know that you can only reference 5 photos in one comment, everything else is wasted.

      • FunKiller

        Kind of like Tip's life…….

  • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

    #3 Who knew boxes and carpet were so high calorie that people would look at you and think "pregnant"?

    • Kodos

      misery and self-loathing leads to bearded clams, Ho-hos, and the Bravo Channel.

    • Underbaker

      Am I the only one clueless to this comment? I know some people get it from the thumbs up.

      • Boooo

        I believe they are suggesting that vaginas and pubic hair are high in calories, which are 'eaten' by lesbians and so cause them to be fat. I believe.

        • Underbaker

          DOH!!! I really need more coffee today, did not make that connection Boxes and Carpet to vagina and pubes.

  • Catatafish

    hoohaa

  • Mike

    Is that Captain Canada shirt available ??

    • Canadodian Reprobate

      It is available, here in Canukistan.

    • ricardo

      that would be a sweet shirt

    • morebeer

      From the captain canuck wikipedia page

      "Described as a cross between Captain America and Flash Gordon, the first Captain Canuck patrols Canada in the (then) futuristic world of 1993, where "Canada had become the most powerful country in the world.""

      I almost lost it when I read the last part….and I'm canadian

  • dagleja3

    #16 – 5 points for Gryffindor!

  • CutlerC

    #34

    can we please start a slow clap for this mans modern chivalry? or chivery?

    • Si1entStatic

      CLAP………………………………………….Clap…………………………………clap………………………. three claps my good sir.

    • OhioChiver

      Now thats just class. *golf clap

    • Jaz

      *clap clap clap*

  • chief

    another great post!!

    • Mr. Dink

      By if by "post" you mean copy & paste from reddit, then yes, great post.

  • Bagof rocks

    # 23 HAHAHAH

    • Bagof rocks

      #23

  • Alex

    #15 is gold, what book is that? Seriously wanna read it now!

    • zack

      statistics modeling the world

  • ibleedgreenngold

    Ron Fucking Swanson TONIGHT!!!!

  • crustybubblechunks

    #19 Well, if it's got nipples…

    • FunKiller

      I've got nipples……

      • Jen

        sigh – i dont get this one.

        • Jen

          ohh, the iphone 5 being expensive and having to buy all new cords. i see. i think…

          • FunKiller

            Yay, you got it!!

            • Jen

              is it fucking friday at 5 yet?

              • FunKiller

                Close enough…I'm ready for a drink!

  • B11

    Then you're missing out… #31

    • PrayTell

      Ha…ha…hahahahaha. Yeah, ok. When we're taking vacations and sleeping in, we'll see how much happiness your selfish legacy brings you.

      • You are retarded

        I can take vacations and sleep in when my kids are older. And then I'lll have something to enjoy during the holidays other than crying into my beer.

        The mere fact that you think having kids is selfish is an indicator of your intellectual ability.

        • hugh.m@rshall.us

          Having kids can be seen as selfish because adoption. There are thousands of orphans out there who would benefit from having parents.

          I adopted my wife's daughter from a previous relationship, so I have one foot in each camp. Oh and we're heading to Europe for two weeks in November. 🙂

          KCCO!

          • lols

            cool story brah

  • aaallenone@aim.com

    #34 I hope he was well rewarded.

  • discofarmer

    #7 Well played

    • Lilbluecar

      Fake. I remember seeing this old lady sculpture.

  • Anonnymouse

    #20 needs to be a shirt…that is awesome!

    #34 that's a man worth dating. Well played sir 🙂

    • Underbaker

      #20 This is totally fake, the real Captain Canada would be holding a beer in his other hand.

      • Keither

        … also his real name would be Ryan Smyth and instead of a shield it should be a hockey stick!

        • bb.

          Or maple syrup .. "that'll show you not to mess with my woodland critters .. *pours the stickiest maple syrup known to man kind (which was made for him by the critters) on the na na na naaaa bad guy!!!*

          After a week of being trapped under the syrup, the enemy learned his lesson – and became a proud mountie and married an Inuit aboriginal .. they raised a beautiful son who later becomes a lumberjack.

          God save the Queen.

  • NateDangerous

    #21

    Well-played, indeed! Always been a fan of the Olympian gospels.

    • Jacobim

      Nice try, but "Haephestus" is not a book of the Bible, and that verse does not exist.

      • PrayTell

        Ok. I don't get it either. Someone please explain?

        • Ben

          That was made up. There is no "Haephestus".

          • MrStiggy91

            Not in the Bible at least, but in Greek mythology Haephestes was the god of the hearth I believe.

            • A BiPolar Guy

              And as the centuries rolled on his name becme shorter -first phestes, later festis, god of festivus

    • Underbaker

      It lost a lot in the Roman translation to Vulcan though.

  • pufffdragon

    #28 He's so sorry, he's probably imagining high fiving himself while eating her cake with a big grin on his face.

  • TIMMAY!

    #19 FTW, I laughed my ass off.

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