“Safety 3rd” is back for all you reckless maniacs

Look, we’re not here to tell you what your first priority should be. Not even second. What we do know is that, for a good time, safety should fall around… 3rd*, as perfectly illustrated on this all-time favorite from our friends over at Buy Me Brunch, which is conveniently back in stock. So, cruise over HERE and snag one before we do something stupid. (*Seriously though, please don’t hurt yourself.)

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BFM Etched Premium Growler

Let’s face it, Bill Murray will probably never show up randomly at one of your parties. And, even if he did, no one will ever believe you. So, take matters — and Bill — into your own hands with this vacuum-sealed 18/8 stainless growler, etched with everyone’s favorite celebrity mad man. It’ll keep your beer fresh and cold for longer than it should honestly take you to drink it. Snag yours HERE.

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America all over your A**!

I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE! All-new Charlie Day America available RIGHT HERE.

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Ostrich Polos are BACK at The Chivery

OG Chivers know that The Chivery has probably the best polos in the world. The classic Ostrich Polos sport insanely comfortable 4-way stretch, moisture-wicking fabric and are perfect for work or play. Oh, they’re also back. Finally. And, in two new colors on top of that. So, cruise over HERE and snag one before they’re gone again. (Pro-tip, if you order by 1pm CST on Wednesday 6/14 with next day air shipping, you can still get it in time for Father’s Day… just sayin’).

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Do you take drugs, Danny?

Danny: Hey, Mr. Webb. Can I ask you something? Ty: Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy. Danny: Danny. When you were my age, did you ever have trouble deciding what you wanted to do with your life? Ty: No, I’ve never had that problem. Why? Danny: Forget it. I didn’t think you’d understand. Ty: Do you take drugs? Danny: Every day. Ty: Good. So what’s the problem?

One of The Chivery’s all time classics is back in stock. Snag one HERE, and figure out what you want to do with your life.

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Hats on Hats on Hats

The Chivery’s buy more, save more hat sale kicked off today, just in time for all of those long sun-drenched summer days ahead. Get 10% off 1 hat, 20% off 2, and 30% off 3 or more. You get how this works. . .the more you buy, the more you save. And that just feels good. Snag yours now HERE before they’re gone.

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