There’s not much that’s more anxiety-inducing in this world than realizing you have zero toilet paper after just having taken a poop. I don’t care if you’re at the mall or in the comfort of your own home. It doesn’t really matter when you’ve got mud-butt.
I’ll preface this piece by saying, these substitutes aren’t meant to help you. These are only items that people have used in times of desperation. This is worst case scenario stuff. Good luck out there.