When you’ve been with someone a long time, you let your guard down and become your true, bizarre self. This guy and his wife are definitely comfortable getting weird around one another, as evidenced by the absurd texts she sends him on a regular basis.
David Van Beveren of Portland, Oregon, compiled the most ridiculous messages sent to him by his wife, Samantha, over the course of a year. She seems like a genuinely funny, goofy girl, and we’re certain there’s rarely a dull day for David. Even when you consider these texts have been taken out of context, they are still undeniably random. We’re dying to know the backstory behind a lot of them.
Scroll through to get a closer look at the nonsensical (yet strangely relatable) text messages. Some of them are actually quite poignant.