‘In worse news, a man and a slut were found dead this evening in an apartment. Coroners state that the cause of death was suffocation with the man’s disembodied penis. Local authorities have tied this heinous murder to the ex-girlfriend, who was publicly humiliated when the man posted a fake marriage proposal on the highway, along with an eviction notice. He had recently started an affair with a $5 whore. More news at 11.’
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harsh
Jennifer, He’s probably gay.
and then she hit a tree
‘In worse news, a man and a slut were found dead this evening in an apartment. Coroners state that the cause of death was suffocation with the man’s disembodied penis. Local authorities have tied this heinous murder to the ex-girlfriend, who was publicly humiliated when the man posted a fake marriage proposal on the highway, along with an eviction notice. He had recently started an affair with a $5 whore. More news at 11.’
Maybe she deserved it. Haven’t we all been there?
lol thats pro.
jennifer
leave him, gal
he ain’t worth the trouble of shooting
unless he’s one of those two hunters with a bear
I LOVE AUSTRALIA !! Sydney really, the rest is a desert.
BTW it’s a fake, we Australians at least have decency to dump someone by SMS, can’t believe someone thought that.
6 Days!?
All his shit will be burnt, broken, bent, or ‘donated’ by then.
give her the usual 24 hours. and be DONE with it.
you guys suck . the order was most like . jennifer, im breakig up with u . u have 6 days to move out, just kididng, will you marry me
Clever guy.
xDDDD
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@HellHathNoFury: that was funny.