It’s called Missmyspaceusa and these lovely ladies are, believe it or not, the top 20 vote-getters. I have not stopped laughing.
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This is actually a contest for the hottest girls on MySpace (15 Photos)
Author: John
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holy shit these girls are ugly
If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to vote, i would go with 8, even with the airbrushed photo and cross tattoo.
Lol I didn’t know that americans love ugly girls :p
show to you that being thin doesnt always make you pretty
I think #6 is the prettiest one of them all. What’s wrong with her?
THE FACE!!!! that is wrong with her.
Playboy? I think not
Probably good from far but definitely far from good….
Just another sign that myspace is dying.
These chicks have to be multi-voting themselves. Must not be a beauty contest…..there’s no way anyone with decent eyesight would vote for some of these.
FAIL – 15 X
This is a fucking joke right ?
Maybe hottest for a particular zipcode.
ye cats, is this a joke?
7 has to be a guy!
missmyspace…or as its called at the trailer park: wednesday.
Facebook chics are hotter!
MISS BECKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
nr 5
Is that TP or plastic on 4?
Either way, I’ll take a number 4 with a side of 6….
Is #4 Courtney Love?
#7 is definitely a dude
number 1 and the one with the flower in her hair look like men i hope this is a fucken joke ewh this whole contest loses
An Amy Winehouse contest, right?
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This why Facebook is better.
More evidence that MySpace is the Walmart version of Facebook.
I would probably do them all except for the guy in cowboy boots. I am not prod of it but I have done worse.
Go to the site once and take a look. These are the worst pictures of some of the worst contestants. #4 is actually really hot in some of her other pictures.
Beside that you guys that think women are all supposed to look like Playboy centerfolds are in for a dissapointment the first time you get a chance to be with a real woman.
But still none of these girls would talk to any of you guys hahaha
#4
or…
two sheets to the wind!
I’d fuck each and everyone one of them fugly bitches and make them give me a blumpkin to boot.
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Is #7 not a guy? … Softball player? Those are some “strong” shoulders.
since when does hot = cellulite? #3 is gross.
^ Yeah. #3 is fugly. #7 has to be a dude.
I guess no hot chicks actually cared about this award.
They, ALL, are men, can´t you see it?
I’m pretty sure enough people are completely genius enough to vote for obviously ‘not hot’ chicks in an online “Hottest — of –” type contest.
Waste of time? Sure.
Funny? Why not?
Why? As above.
Is girl #3 wrapped in toilet paper?!
Chivers are sexier.
is that toilet paper on #4?
Some people would consider her to be “fat”…
i like how #6 is actually trying to hold her muffin in.