[...] you to share information about yourself while also having the ability to tag others. Here are some status update “fails” that I found pretty amusing . Overall be careful what you say in your status updates, avoid any [...]
That’s not fair to say, honestly. Facebook is still young and just coming into its sexuality and may not yet know its own sexual preferences. Sometimes it can take a few years before a webpage can truly come to terms on its own sexual orientation and whether it wants to be with male webpages or female webpages.
I Understand your Point……
However,
The other night, while Cruising Facebook, I pushed my Erect Wiener up against my Computer Screen and the Site Crashed on me….
Leaving me to believe, Facebook is Gay….
I grew up in the country where we had several chickens. While it is true that you can get salmonella from raw eggs, it is extremely rare to do so. They can also be left unrefrigerated for quite a while. They can sit in the chicken coop and go uncollected or sitting in a bowl in the kitchen once they come out of the chicken. I was in Sam’s Club once and they were piled high in crates in the middle of an aisle once. Once they’ve been refrigerated for the first time, it isn’t a good idea to leave them out after that.
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take a good look in the mirror!
haha. i love the last one.
Some of these are the fabrications of a new-fangled College Humor article, so take them with a grain of salt (regardless, they are quite humourous).
omg some of them are just pure gold.
love the shower one.
The N°5:
WTF some of salmonella causes are to eat:
Chicken
Turkey
Raw eggs
not salmon
Epic Post…
Facebook is GAY!!
Yes, it’s funny…..
But, WHY would someone say they are in the shower?
I don’t get it?
Is it just ME?
No, we banged on saturday afternoon. You didn’t want to go again at night cause you jacked it, jackass!
hey yeah… i don’t know what’s going on but i’m not your son
The chicken on is awesome!
[...] Hilarious! For more FB fails, check out this page. [...]
[...] source: The Chive [...]
this is why I’ll never have a Facebook, ever.
your admitting here that your as dumb as the facebookers that posted all that stuff
That Tracy chick is Engaged. Do you think that was her Fiance that she sent that message to.
Now those were entertaining.
OK, Interpreting Facebook Literature 101. Exam question #1:
“I’m glad you enjoyed my OTHER pussy” refers to:
A. Oral
B. Anal
C. Pet Cat.
that is why i don’t have a facebook account…….epic fails
Last ones funny
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http ://thebestinternet.blogspot.com/2008/01/beware-of-myspace-facebook-etc-angles.html
[...] you to share information about yourself while also having the ability to tag others. Here are some status update “fails” that I found pretty amusing . Overall be careful what you say in your status updates, avoid any [...]
That’s not fair to say, honestly. Facebook is still young and just coming into its sexuality and may not yet know its own sexual preferences. Sometimes it can take a few years before a webpage can truly come to terms on its own sexual orientation and whether it wants to be with male webpages or female webpages.
I Understand your Point……
However,
The other night, while Cruising Facebook, I pushed my Erect Wiener up against my Computer Screen and the Site Crashed on me….
Leaving me to believe, Facebook is Gay….
So that’s why you didn’t want to bang on Saturday night.
Mamma!
I did Bang on Saturday night….Hmmmmm??
I Jacked My Wiener!!
I Like Turtles…
I grew up in the country where we had several chickens. While it is true that you can get salmonella from raw eggs, it is extremely rare to do so. They can also be left unrefrigerated for quite a while. They can sit in the chicken coop and go uncollected or sitting in a bowl in the kitchen once they come out of the chicken. I was in Sam’s Club once and they were piled high in crates in the middle of an aisle once. Once they’ve been refrigerated for the first time, it isn’t a good idea to leave them out after that.
that’s why it’s funny
don’t add your boss