Author: Leo
This just made my day. A club in New Orleans is enforcing an anti-Jersey Shore douchebag dress code.
“NO AFFLICTION” “NO ED HARDY” “NO CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER” “NO EXCEPTIONS” Amen.
Read the entire story at here and enjoy the photos below of hot chicks with douches courtesy of hotchickwithdouchebags.com
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The WORLD need to live by those rules!!! Scottsdale, I’m looking in your general direction.
The Chive could fill up a warehouse full of Scottsdale douchebag pics.
Question – do these guys not realize??
Dude in #9 is wearing the same lip stick as girls
ooooh ooooh can we ban all their fugly, trifling girlfriends too? Too much attitude, makeup and fake hair for my weiner
Did those guys in pic 3 oil themselves up?
And just before bedtime. Why, chive, WHY?!
*overdoses on Ambien, all of Chive celebrates*
Uh, if you have any Ambien left, can I have it?
Joking about suicide is just wrong, you shouldnt do that, you also shouldnt think that i was being serious, just wanted to mess with you seriously though i would miss you
Just remember kids cut up the highway not across
your flash is better than mine was. Love ya
affliction is douchy too? i thought it was some metal shit, i dont like it either
We also need rules that ban guys who never took a martial arts class from dressing and acting like MMA stars. I can’t order a beer without argueing with some douchbag that thinks it only takes black Tap Out t-shirt to become a black belt. It seriously makes me want to hit them hard enough to turn that duck face around like a daffy duck cartoon.
^My First (of many) Angry Rants for today^
That’s what TAP OUT is??? For me, when the first keg empties, we yell “tap out” and move to the next.
…lol, “I say it’s duckface season, and I say, FIRE!”
Ah well what can we do if we wouldnt have douchebags the world would be a sad and unfunny place.
Hahaha Grap!
‘Guido season’
duckface season’
guido season!’
Well I say it’s duckface season and i say FIRE! *duckface all backwards and upside down*
wouldnt it just be easier to say if you look like an oompa loompa get the f**k out?
Amen stafferty.
I want that poster.
#8 soooooo gay!!
#9…..I am so sick of hand sign duckface. Who started it? How did it spread? It’s like a horrible fucking disease that affects douchebags only. Why can’t said disease be deadly?
Even my gay friends think they’re too gay.
Yeah for New Orleans!!!
FUCK THIS SHIT. AFFLICTION IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS. AFFLICTION IS METAL
Ive been to that bar in nawlins, it was cool before they put the sign up, now theyre badass
As a foreign person, can someone explain to me why New jersey seems to be the capital of the 456 people of America..?.
Because of the high concentration of Italians. The mob is very much alive, and this is their inhumane way of intimidating and punishing the rest of us.
Thank you. I think you are very brave, and I hope there is not a member that is a Chive fan.
Ps. why do Italian mob followers want/need to look orange, is it some sort of membership/initiation color..? Or does it have something to do with spaghetti sauce..?
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Ok, guy # 9 = total DB, but what's wrong with guy #4? He seems to have style of his own, not copied from the Jersey Shore guido type DBs.