• Anni

    Because gasoline is expensive

    • The Mad Zak

      Because gasoline is THAT expensive.

  • bbbbbeaver

    “that guy must be rich”

  • Don

    budget popemobile

  • Ranger Danger

    They see me rollin’…

  • leif erikson

    Meanwhile in Africa.

  • Maarcos

    GM’s latest zero-emission vehicle prototype

  • z28js

    They see me strollin.. they hatin..

  • Cody C

    “Rollin` wit my homies”

  • ChrisDG74

    All hail Zimbabwe’s Pinewood Derby winner.

  • Eric

    “Enterprise Rental Cars-We pick you up….even African Warlords”

  • ChrisDG74

    Zimbabwe – where EVERYONE is a millionaire.

  • sickchuck

    AAA road service. For $6 we will tow you anywhere

  • stafferty

    Africa’s bobsled team still completely misses the point.

  • tosha

    they see me rollin…

    …they hatin

  • Big Bob

    Threatened by a rival gang on the lower east side of Nigeria, Maktulu and his hommies prepare for a run-by shooting.

  • Mano

    New All terrain 4 manpower vehicle by greenpeace

  • Anonmouse

    You have won the Nigerian National Lottery! Just send us $800 USD and you will not only get $20 MILLION USD sent to you from the First Royal Nigerian Bank, but you’ll also be sent this hand-crafted Nigerian convertible sports car!

  • P-90

    A ‘Cardboard-boxster?’

  • DrRockso

    You should of seen what he was getting around in before Xhibit pimped his ride.

  • Patrick Marsden

    Spanish missionaries regretted introducing the piñata to the cannibal tribes of West Africa.

  • Jordan Etzel


  • Todd

    We watch as the African tribe begins their annal box car race to determine who will be the leader of the tribe for the next growing season. Brought to you by Mutual of Omaha.

  • Rich

    They’re never going to get Marty up to 88MPH

  • chivinandprofilin

    After realizing they can’t swim, Somali pirates have stormed the streets.

  • Nicnac

    “… and in related news, GM today proudly revealed their new line of green cars. Low mileage and affordable…”

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