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May 25, 2010 |
In: Funny, WTF
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I 2 remem ber the glooErios ren ouncemen tt of teh puny ones plez dont asj me 4 it when itz done peeing for the glkoBE
if u kNows how i can spell Me in HenLish i will gratefulnes
pLeaz show me how to get out of dis place dis site 2 scare me i tinks
i peppered on the eyelid of man kind so u Donts have-too
so the dolfin aint nOT sacriligeious so WAT!!? how du ofending m e aldatime- silly bach und bragams und de eine bethover gevald
Sweet Joseph and Acid Dropping Mary! Now THAT is how you do a “first”, people.
I hope there subtitles somewhere, because you’re not making any sense
Funny, when I told the feds the dolphin ain’t sacrilegious, they tossed me in solitary for a few more days, where the inmates offended me aldetime.
I feel so much happier now I urndestnad all this. Thanks!
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like???
you sir have accomplished nothing. congrats on making yourself look like an ignorant fuck.
Says the person who can’t figure out the “reply” button.
i reserve the right to not hit reply.
you deserve nothing!!!!!
i said he RESERVES the right to not hit reply, not deserves. And it very well may be his right to not hit reply, but it does make himself look like a dumbass for not-replying to an unknown post. So, who is the ignorant fuck to which you refer?
Now i am the dumbass. i meant to say that HE said he reserves the right to not hit reply. My bad. But the question at the end still stands.
#6 gets me everytime. Thank goodness I was drinking a soda too, I almost forgot what the burning feels like when it shoots out your nose..
I laugh not at the pictures, but at the comments.
High school band geeks, whenever you play trumpet, cute fuzzy animals die.
16 is fake. Boys don’t have brains.
Ew, don’t leave books in damp places.
I thought 6 was a take-off on an old joke … “what’s the difference between a dead squirrel in the road and a live trombone player?”
Answer: the squirrel was on his way to a paying gig.
it’s a trombone know it all.
I didn’t know trombones could know it all. Sorry, I was never a band nerd. I was too busy having a social life.
which explains why you have commented on this one comment thread numerous times on this geek-oriented website….yah, you totally have a social life.
you ever read the bible….on mushrooms? no? me either. whats the point of reading about heaven when youre already there? john candy———>
Haha!! Are you a Gawd??
Good one. That made this whole thread worth looking at.
7 seems normal.
Deep thought of the day: Are the sweaters that the sheep are wearing in #3 made of wool?
#5 What song is the guy playing? “Don’t go Changin’…To try and please me…”
#14 cartoon: Is that supposed to be a product or a person or a metaphor?
To HHNF: When the woman tries too hard, it is often because she is insecure about her own attractiveness and worth.
Why is that directed towards me? Trying too hard? Um, no makeup, save for Vaseline on my lips, not showing off my cleavage, not in a sexy pose, so who’s trying too hard?
I know I’m not the hottest, and the hottest girls are the ones who do that kind of thing, so go talk to them.
The guys who take shots at you are the ones who get replies from you. That’s all they’re looking for. If you ignore them, they go away
# 3 is no wtf. the sheeps are sheared. it was probably cold, so….
#11 – I’ve got the bluetooth version of that handset. It’s the best thing in the world for talking on a cell phone … so much more comfortable than trying to hold that damn thing up to the side of my head for a long conversation, and sounds a LOT better than any earbud bullshit thing I’ve ever used. You can get them at Thinkgeek.com. Pretty reasonably priced, too.
It’s pretty obvious what’s going on in #6. He’s playing a B Flat, and it worked.
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