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These cars, in a word, PWNED (27 Photos)

June 18, 2010 | In: Auto, FAIL

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Lupivthegreat1

Drunk asian women are unpredictable.

Bob Loblaw

I’d go with ‘Self-righteous, asshole driver’ on some of these.
Mustafa_Beer

Drunk Asain women are sexy, tempting and fun in bed… unless your talking about the old fat lady who screws up my laundry all the time. And the one down the block who yells at everyone, sounding like she’s hitting a cat with a bunch of pots and pans.

aosux

I predict an asian women will cause an automobile accident today, in fact in the next hour.

Nicnac

My wife is asian… the two serious accidents she has ever been in were:

1: While driving in the fast lane of a highway, a white girl came in on an entrance ramp, swerved directly across all 3 lanes instantly, forcing my wife into the median, where she spun the car. The other driver, continued driving and sped away, not concerned she might have killed someone.
2: While I was driving, a teenager (of hispanic descent) in his first car, going 50+ in a residential area (25mph limit) ran a stop sign and t-boned us.

I don’t find car accidents funny

idiot

I predict a white girl, latino, asian, hell one male or female from each race that has cars will cause an accident today
well statistics guarantee it

ydw505

I think that teaches us a lesson …
Cars can fly
DoubleOhSeven

With almost no effort at all this could easily be turned into a “Why women shouldn’t drive” post. 8, 9, 12, 14, 15, 15, 17, 22 scream female driver.

HellHathNoDrivingRecord

Funny. I drive derby and streetrace and I’ve never been in, or caused, an accident on the road. The bad drivers I see around here are cocky little Navy boys who got a Mustang or an Integra with their first few paychecks and think all the 16 yr old girls will think they’re hot.
My only accident was an Asian woman who plowed into me in my Volvo, similar to #1.

HellHathNoDrivingRecord

Okay, that was unnecessarily bitchy. And my second sentence belies my last one. Yes, I’ve been in, but never caused, a street accident. So this ‘woman driver’ bullshit makes me sick every time I hear it. All inattentive showoffs are bad drivers and should be knocked the fuck out, male or female. Fact: there are far fewer accidents in the PowderPuff and SheDerby than when the guys get out there. You rarely see two females racing on a two-lane freeway and passing when they shouldn’t.

DoubleOhSeven

You’re correct. men do dumb things behind the wheel and probably cause far more accidents then females do. Men tend to destroy property and cars while women tend park on rails and drive cars over tiny ledges. That being said, the majority of the pictures I pointed out look more like parking and driveway accidents. Take 8, 14 and 17 for example, to me they look like something that would happen to a woman. I may have taken it too far in my original statement so I apologize.

I also agree with you about Navy guys.

HellHathNoFury

Tacoma! We must meet! *okaaay, that was asking for a stalker* but seriously, that would be awesome sauce.

DoubleOh Seven

Not stalkerish at all. I quite enjoy the verbal beatdowns you give people so to meet you would be quite a treat. To make a long story short, I’m in Yellowstone with no cheap way to return to Wa before I have to be back in Ga. I also won’t be back in Wa till September. Damn…
HellHathNoFury

*pout*

simool

How on earth do you roll #13 over?

DoubleOhSeven

The driver was at full speed, had to slam on the brakes and the rear differential locked up. I know shit about cars. What I do know is a feat of this magnitude takes amazing skill, that dude should be givien a holiday, or at the very least a sandwhich named after him.
Nolan

I pushed it. I was angry.

aqd

I strongly recommend ______ B l a c k W h i t e D a t e * C o m ______ to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What’s kind of relationship do you want?
Shtick em’ Up

#13 = Drum “Roller”

…. much pun
dan

the daytona? such a shame

Herby Sagues

Yep. That was the only one that almost made me cry.

Equalizer

Stupid drunk drivers
is

2-5, 24 are why rich people are the WORST POSSIBLE PEOPLE TO BE DRIVING SPORTS CARS.
Gordon of Hesselink

What a waste of Ferrari
kitkat63376

#5…people down south don’t know how to drive in the snow…period! And:
HNNF…you are so kewl….
kitkat63376

Also…the important thing is: How many people died in these accidents?
Tickling your belly button

12- Silly car, you are not a jack, you are a car!
MattW

@ #4, I hope whoever totaled the Bugatti Veyron was shot at dawn for his crime.

Herby Sagues

Come on, that's not "totaled". It's probably $300K in damages, which is far from totaled for that car.

Anonymous

A lot of this shit is caused by texting.
feklar

#13. How?
Wendy

#15: Who said it wouldn't fit?
Brian King

#15 No parking?! Nailed it!
Leonore Leibman

After being on a diet for three months with no red meat, my sister and I wanted to splurge on a real steak! We purchased some NY strips from Walmart and grilled them on an open fire. YUK! What a disappointment! The odd texture was one thing, but what we wound up with was essentially ham….processed meat. I dug the wrapping out of the trash and learned that the meat was “enhanced” with 8% of what tasted like a salt solution. Our treat was ruined, but Walmart did refund our money when we returned that poor excuse for beef to the store. At just under $10 a pound, shame on you Walmart! If I want processed meat, I’ll buy chopped ham at $1.99 a pound!

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