Taking douchebaggery to shocking new lows (34 Photos)

Every time we do these posts at least two or three of the following douchebags write us threatening emails about how they're going to sue our balls off for slander, defamation of character, etc...
This is your doucheclaimer: TheCHIVE has never, and will never, remove your douche nozzle from our site. So save your douchebreath while we save our first amendment rights. My advice: Quit being a douchebag and this won't happen.
- John

  • MiPo_TheGoat

    John, awesome disclaimer in the beginning. Douches be warned

    • Chive Lover

      Chive, isn't it illegal to post pictures of people on the internet without their permission? Please reply, I'm curious how you're able to avoid following the law…

      • damon

        exactly what law are you speaking of? – Because it doesn't exist. That was such an absurd comment that I can only assume you're in 8th grade.

  • Kjellupa

    Can somebody please explain to me how these chyme bags get chicks?

    • Settling Nomad

      the chicks are "chyme bags" too

      • El Duderino


    • shibomi

      If the chicks didn't like it, there wouldn't be any douchebags

      • diverkat

        If only that were true.

  • 3x6

    haha #16 is awesome.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/Vonshine Vonshine

      Yes, awesome indeed. That is from fatawesome.com

  • Jonathan

    There's no way 33 is real. No way. I demand proof.

    …. and a bj.

    • ccoplaymate

      theres nothing REAL about 33, somewhere on the chive there was a full body of her(?) SCARY. Trust me you want either lips anywhere near you, and if the ones on her face are that big… just imagine. *shutter*

      • Beldar

        I think it's actually a dude.

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/chrisdg74 chrisdg74

    22 – I thought douchebags were male. Shouldn't that one be filed under "baggette"?

  • ikindalikeapples

    i thought douchebags were people who spend all their time swimming in their ego. 13 doesnt really seem like on to me though.

    • Mike

      You're 13, aren't you…

    • blake

      exactly! some of these (the vast minority) arent even douchebaggish

    • Beldar

      I agree.

    • youdummy

      He might not be a douchebag, but he sure is gay.

  • Tommybhoy

    John, if I never meet you am buying the beers. Down with douchbags!!!

    • http://www.poison-ideas.com krisb

      If I never meet you too, I'll also buy. Up with people!

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/j12goose j12goose

    Each and every one should be drown in their own piss…………..

  • Jaie

    Cutler is just a prick, not a douche..

    • workin_donkey

      His level of prickosity makes him a douchebag.

  • Bill

    Beautiful, John. Keep it up!

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/uberbrie uberbrie

    Always a pleasure

  • Schwami

    Jay Cutler?

  • beer dude

    castrate them now. do not allow these people to reproduce

    • yup

      Too bad skin cancer does spread so late to other organs, let's say the prostate…

  • LOLrobot

    Bah hahahahahaha yeha every single one of these people deserves to be involved in an accident involving their douchebaggy car and a freight train. Especially the ones who already look like they spent the night in a coal furnace.

  • Langy

    Couldn't be more proud of you Chive. As a Broncos fan, I hate Cutler with a passion.

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/okthenjustpickoneforme dajesus

    Hey John – I think the d-bag emails would be a decent post. Mostly I just wanna' know if they type in spray tan orange using Ed Hardy signature font?

  • Here's my opinion:

    The dude in #11 is normal-ish, emphasis on ish. But he hangs out with mouth posers.

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/stafferty stafferty

      We just have to ignore the spiked hair, fake diamond studs, and pencil thin goatee that makes him look like he is in a late 90s boy band. He just looks the most normal out of a large group of douche extradinaires.

  • Big Bob

    DB or not, I wouldn't mind being that guy in #11 on that night!

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/King373 King373

      Agreed, if it puts me in the car with those 3, sign me up for DB classes…..

  • pingpong

    how did Culter make the post and not Grossman?

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/tomorrowfactory xero

    Jay Cutler can suck it. Bring back Orton.

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/boylo35 Confused

    I didnt think it was possible to take douchebaggery to a new low but then i seen 20,22 and26

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/traveloracle Gandalf..

    16—- just cant stop laughin…xd

  • Smalliver

    I think you should start posting the letters tat you get.

    • Guz

      Fantastic idea!! In fact, engage in correspondance and post the whole thing!

  • fourTWOzero

    i want to run over all these douches with a steamroller and make a puddle of orange

  • Cam

    13 Doesn't look like one, except maybe the diamond stud.

    26 and 30 look like Halloween costumes

    • zerocool

      i was thinking the EXACT thing….Give #13 a break…he looks normal.

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