Taking douchebaggery to shocking new lows (34 Photos)

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Every time we do these posts at least two or three of the following douchebags write us threatening emails about how they're going to sue our balls off for slander, defamation of character, etc...
This is your doucheclaimer: TheCHIVE has never, and will never, remove your douche nozzle from our site. So save your douchebreath while we save our first amendment rights. My advice: Quit being a douchebag and this won't happen.
- John

  • Tartar Chef

    Dammit….the older I get, the less tolerance I have for these tools. Sad to say, I may eventually wind p on a random rooftop making heads explode in a delightful red and orange spray.
    These ass hats are worse than anything we created in the 80's…far worse. At least we had some good, old-fashioned MDMA to take the edge off of certain personalities that were intolerable.
    If weird shit happens in 2012, I vote the current trend in Oompa Loompa Douche Baggery be used as human shields or sacrifices to the Mayan Apocalypse god.
    How in fuck-all did this shit happen? Who played a dickhead trick and told these mindless followers this persona was cool? Can I please get some sponsorship from Barrett and any decent ammo company to start the large task of ridding the planet and my fellow human being's of this orange, spiky haired, pursed dick sucking lip, waste of resources?
    I guarantee at least 4-5 dropped per .50 round….they travel in packs so the "flying hot dog" should vaporize the first couple in line and deeply tenderize the next few targets in the grouping….and I'll have the rest of the guys in my team filming in strategic locations around the kill zone so we can make a bad-ass video montage set to maybe "The 1812 Overture" or "Ride of the Valkyries".
    Those who sponsor the .50 caliber sniper rifle and equipment and those who sponsor the ammo should get pick of the video's tunes.

    Any takers?😀

  • Tartar Chef

    …Excuse me…
    "….eventually wind up on a random rooftop….."
    My apologies. I'm all ferklempt from my screed and made an error spelling.

    Tartar Chef

  • Chrissyluv518

    Why R most of these douchebags orange?

  • Lil

    It's like scrolling through jersey shore audition photos

  • redhed

    #31… serious?

  • girlwhoknows

    OMG, I grew up with #31. The funniest part is he has a twin–a twin who is far less afflicted with the douchebaggery, and far less….brown.

  • scott

    wow,even more fags.

  • Fattynutkins

    Wow No. 15 must LOVE his cigarettes!

  • RAT

    #5 What better way to get your kids to behave than "Starching their clothes" BRILLIANT

  • Ispeakchive

    That was painful, I'm pouring gasoline into my eyes to ease the pain

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