August 3, 2010 |
In: FAIL, Funny
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is your life complete now, can you leave in peace
It's you're, not your. Douche.
no, you're the douche, you're is a conjunction of you and are. does "is you are life complete now" make sense? dipshit
Jeez it's like a douch fest up in here. He is referring to the 'your' in Your a Douche's name…you douche.
u aren't as smart as u think.
really? i've been wrong all this time.
Actually it is "your". Remember, "You're" is a contraction of "You" and "are". The sentence is a run on, but, they used "your" correctly. Not sure though about "leave", perhaps "live in peace" is the intent of the speaker?
Required reading: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_%28gramm…
I think replying to the Firster is almost as bad as the douche himself…prob checking every ten mins waiting for a thumbs up.
If you agree…thumbs up. (I'll be checking in ten mins)
dude. you need to get laid.
Dead people things for sale, is not a fail..
#25 is on Hwy 17 in Woodbine, Ga. as you come off of a bridge. It is the first thing you see as you come in to town. It is hilarious!
that building is in my hometown. they sell really crazy stuff in it like old ww2 mines and other random things. i never thought it was weird until i saw this picture on failblog
It's an odd way to put it. Also, there should be an apostrophe. "Dead people's things for sale"
1 or 2 new ones… the rest are old old old
just give me the address of the hand job shop
#2 Is a Swedish road sign that is wrong hyphenated, it mean speed barriers in which fart is the speed and hinder is barriers, so it is even wrong in Swedish…
"DONT'T" DRINK AND WRITE SIGNS
#17 looks fake as hell.
Sorry, but 9 and 16 are wins, not fails.
5, Seagulls are such rebels!!! I shall give your fellow brethren my stale bread next time i go to my local fort….Rock on non-conformist seagull!!!
It's PS'ed… if you have Photoshop, you can copy and paste that seagull directly ontop of the black picture… it's the same size, same rotation, everything.
a lot of these are just great, some people like putting fail on everything.
So, uh.. what's a honey straw?
I don't get that one either, so don't feel left out.
They're straws full of flavored honey and closed at the ends, like a pixy stix, only honey.
How is satisfying your pussy a "fail"?
So what does #3 say? 'We sell for Life?'
i dont get 7
I took the liberty of looking up the official definition for you since you are in the same boat as the person who made the sign. Furry: covered with a dense coat of fine silky hairs; "furred animals"; "a furry teddy bear"
The sign maker probably wanted the fighter to unleash the "fury" (you know, some rage in the cage), but instead his sign calls for an unleashing of a geek dressed like a hairy animal.
Furries are "people" who like to dress up in furry character costumes.
i think #11 is reference to half-life
#5, that bird is THE winner.
Hahhahhaaa… truly epic fails. ))
i cant stop laughing, its been 20 minutes, i dont care if some are old they're still funny as hell and my stomach hurts from laughing
"Unleash the furry." Now that's funny.
… 5 is Photoshop! Simple…
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