Gifs are like someone dangling a pocket watch in front of me

Well you'd know all about bullshit, don't you? But that's right, since I'm the one who's in the picture, I don't know what I'm talking about. And saying that that picture was even remotely goth? Do you not know what the fuck goth is? Clearly you don't if you think that was it. But I'm done wasting my time with a little piece of shit like you, because I know you're sitting there wanking on that little dick of yours every time I post something, just so you can think of a "witty" remark back.

LOL Well, you see… When two grownups really, really, really love each other, they sometimes engage in this thing called foreplay. And sometimes, there's these things they do envolving eachothers mouths and their genitals (I'll wait while you look that last word up since I know you're unfamiliar)…………. Sometimes it proceeds on to tab a (the penis) going into slot b (the vagina) and the eventual dropping of a little douche nozzle (such as yourself), but sometimes that foreplay thing and the mouth on genital thing feels so great that no douche nozzle is produced because the resultant orgasm (I'll wait for you to look that last word up too)……………. ends with you and roughly 180 million other sad little tadpoles with wasted potential just like you being on the sheets, in mama's hair or in her tummy. I hope that helps (since you wanted to know how babies are made), but I doubt you'll have to worry about the intricacies of all that since nobody will let you slip your angry, limp and itty bitty little tab a into their slot b.

And as for your "bleeding your own blood" thing you were complaining about, that's called menstruation (s'okay, go look it up too). Maybe if there's a woman out there you haven't alienated or disgusted yet, they can tell you all about that and a little thing called Tampax. Should fix you right up.

really? was that supposed to make sense? if the joke was, "yer mama didn't swallow when she should have" it meant, "the result of your mom not swallowing the semen was it somehow miraculously finding its way into a vagina to create a baby." That is fucking retarded, no matter how poorly someone tries to explain it. Shit just doesn't happen enough for the insult to be effective.

Second, there was nothing, absolutely nothing about menstruation in there. That is a quote from a movie, and the point was, "both these insults/statements make no sense because the person who said it is a fucking retard."

Apparently you are too retarded to get that "nobody makes me bleed my own blood" is an nonsensical as Heart's attempt at an insult. But that's ok, anyone sticking up for heart gets a few handicap points added to their attempts.

i hate when guys take up for a women they dont know or never met in a sad attempt at them thinking it will improve their chances in getting laid by that girl…..come on fags chivalry is dead….quit thinking these girls feel like you are their knight in shining armor to protect them……..fucking pathetic……especially this HUTR….i mean could she be riding HHNF coattails any harder?….screename format is exactly the same as HHNF…

Wow, so any woman with a brain in her head is riding HHNF coattails according to you? Wow, you are dumb. It's called being friends, dipshit, something you clearly know nothing about. So before you try to assume you know anything about me, which you don't, pull that dildo out of your ass.

if it was any woman with a brain, he clearly would not have accused you of it, you clearly are not worth anything more than a heartbeat, and a hole.

And FYI, my user name is from a song, asshole. It has nothing to do with her. I chose my name before she and I even knew each other! So once again, before you talk shit on anyone else, you need to look in the damn mirror.

… so says the guy whose penis has only been wet from his own lonely, sad, angry tears. :'( *sniff* *sniff* hahahahahahahaha!!!

Um… If you have to explain your quips involving some movie quote in such painful detail, I have news for you: You are not witty and you are not funny. FYI. Although the fact that you have your panties in such a twist about it all IS funny. The madder you get, the more I chuckle.

you are a total faggot by the way…..