• Ulysses

    That man is Kick-Ass

  • Caca

    He must have seen learned that recipe on Chuck Norris' cooking show.

    • Caca

      also know as "slearned"

      • Caca

        also known as "known"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Real tough with the kitchen appliances, big man. How about FALCON PUNCH
    And by the way, you're fired.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

    That dude needs to go visit Gordan Ramsey sometime … I would love to see him drop Ramsey like he did this fellow.

  • Guy

    Guys… guys… fake as fuck! Yuck…

  • uberbrie

    I hope this is real…I feel like I can't trust thechive.com after the "hopa incident"

  • Area Man

    Looks totally fake to me also…

  • jim sorgi


  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Why is the guy with the rolling pin backing up?? And is that girl taping the whole thing

  • Bob Hand

    FAKE. Bad acting can never be hidden

  • @#$%!!

    You do realize the guy that cold-cocked the chef is on camera and these days you know charges were filled and that guy got at least misdemeanor assault, if not felony assault. And he went to jail and has and an assault conviction on his record. I promise you that.

    You don't get away with hitting anybody if there are witnesses or a camera. NOT that the a-hole chef didn't deserve it.
    What he shoulda done is let the stupid chef touch him, push or bump into him and then grab his hand or arm or twist or pull until you hear stuff cracking. Don't punch unless they punch you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000730314736 Kevin Lee

      Man…. shutup, I hope that guy gets away with that punch because that was effin awesome. "Not in mah kitchen oh hell nah"

      • @#$%!!

        You fuck face. READ WHAT I WROTE:

        "NOT that the a-hole chef didn't deserve it."

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Even with your lovely advice, the person can still sue the hell out of you for 'suppressing their inner spoiled brat'.

    • Joy

      You can easily get away with hitting someone if there are witnesses. Haven't you ever seen a good bar brawl?! You should really get out more.

      • @#$%!!

        I guess I'm not such a low rent piece of shit as some of you wankers.

        YES. Yes you can possibly get away with it, especially in shit-hole pubs.

    • vince

      You don't know all the circumstances…if he was shouting "I'm gonna f*ckin' KILL all of you", and they felt threatened…the guy could have done more than just knock him out and get away with it.

      • @#$%!!

        Fair enough, that is a valid point. Hope for a decent, common sense judge. Good luck.

        • hMMMM

          The whole time the chef is charging menacingly, so there should be a self-defense case here.

          2nd year law students swear they're so smart…

  • Dexstar

    i guess you could say that chef got his *puts on sunglasses* just desserts

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      YEEEAAAH *city skyline*

      • Maxy

        haha awesome

    • JesperA

      If you gonna use that awesome meme please fix your fucking grammar kid.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        His grammar kid isn't fucking. He's too young for that. A well-placed comma would have done you well in the irony department.

      • Grammar Kid

        Hey, I am doing just fine. As you can see. So, no one needs to fix me, and no one needs to fight over me. Now, if you don't mind, I am needed at the local library.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549765303 Peter Dexter

    aww man, i make a good comment and im not logged in. damn

  • Kjellupa

    This… is my Boomstick!

  • BigDingo

    can't press charges if you have no idea what the f**k hit you…

  • Chris

    "I said make a knuckle sandwich! Where's the knuckle sandwich!!!"

  • Hugh G. Rection

    Chef's thoughts, "fuck this shit, fuck this shit, and this shit too, and some of this shit over here, and(WHAM) well it was a good run…."

  • is.


  • Precision


  • sippinator94

    This is why women belong in the kitchen, because us guys go crazy and throw shit around.

  • Adam


    I believe that is an appropriate exclamation.

  • alex

    that was sooooooooooo fake!!!!!!

  • SweetJesus

    Makes me sick cuz all chefs are like this now because of Ramsey and others on TV. They think they are gods and have the right (and imperative) to throw childish tantrums that would not be tolerated in any other workplace. I worked at a high-end restaurant for six months, just for the hell of it, to see what it was like. They went through three head chefs during that time: All of them had unbelievable egos and regularly threw tantrums. All of them total power-trip assholes. So I spent my last week drinking all of their booze on the job, getting shit-faced, and then I just walked out during the busiest hour on swamped Friday night. Last thing I did? Walked right up to the face of the head chef, stuck my middle finger in his face, smiled without saying a word, and split.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/WhoIsThisGuy3 whoisthisguy3

    Ok doubters, cell phone footage has been submitted. Listen to the Chef go berzerk! http://menumax.com/public/videos/videos.cfm

  • kkkkkkkkkkk

    Yes, of course it was fake, but who cares? So were Jaws and Harry Potter and Star Wars, but I didn't walk out of any of them grumbling to myself "darn, I feel ripped off, a lot of that movie was fake." Photoshopping and staged photos and rigged photos and phoney videos and fake tits are the backbone of the Chive. Without phoney and rigged and staged and controversial, etc., there is no Chive!

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