Emo kids, get over yourselves, suburbia isn’t that bad (25 Photos)

  • james

    #11 /facepalm

    • Semper

      So she got her first bone in the hall behind the gym?

      • http://www.facebook.com/pipemover Michael Freeman

        That's where she lost her "flower"

  • proxx

    lol so true, my high school is full of rich kids, if I had a nickel for every emo kid who's told me 'it's not easy being rich' I'd have a dollar.

    • Beau

      That's… twenty kids! Wow! I had no idea I knew math! This is exciting!

  • Lindy

    19 is pretty hot.

    24 looks like a girl that lives near me 😀

  • http://asshole.com ASShole

    fourth! suckas!

    • keithp420

      your name says it all…

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Quick… kill it…kill it with fire…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Get some napalm in there, too for good measure.

  • Sizzle

    Emo kids: take note of the fact that everyone in these pictures looks EXACTLY THE SAME. You're just as conformist as everyone else. Now go sit in the sun for awhile.

    • coocoocuchoo

      they are the ultimate hypocrisy

  • thomas j.

    i can't even see their faces

    • stafferty

      That is the one thing they get right.

  • himagain

    Thats easy << JAILBAIT >>

    Please take note the only proper apendage to wave at a school bus is your hand!

    lesson learned

    • It'sJimmyYo!


  • chrisdg74

    Saw a ton of these, taking my son to school (today is the first day of the school year). Man, I will be soooooooooo happy next year, when he will be 16 and can drive himself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #23 kind of reminds me of the son from Wedding Crashers. "Lets play tummy sticks!" YUCK!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Johnny Cash does not approve of your use of black…..

    • Anaughtybear

      Begin the movement to take back the color black. I will march with you, and hopefully get to riot & hit an emo douche with a beer bottle. I really hope some of these were in other countries, where they are just confused about what makes you look like the biggest tool.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Kinda strange that you almost never see a full grown Emo. Children of the Corn??? I think most of them finally get laid and realize that there IS something to live for !

  • sha shizza

    there all just a bunch of sad kids who want attention. grow up and get a job. bitches

  • stafferty

    I can't wait till all these kids get into the job market and try tell their boss that the Friday deadline"Kills their inner flower". If I ever see that happen I swear to the Flying Spaggetti Monster that I will Riverdance as the boss crushes their soul.

    • Salporin

      The Fudderwacken is the appropriate dance for mocking the failure of others.

      • stafferty

        You seriously just made an Alice in Wonderland reference when replying to a blatently anti-emo post? Don't you see a potential conflict of interest here?

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcos.haubert Marcos Haubert

    horrible… just horrible… the things i would do to some of those girls XD

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Yeah…if they're as dead as they look.

    • Salporin


  • chrisdg74

    I'm guessing these kids haven't spent a lot of time outdoors.

  • femtrooper

    9s kinda hot…needs the emo slapped outta her but still hot.

    • chrisdg74

      Careful – 16 will get you 20.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Unless you're Navy!

  • king

    # 9 isn't bad and # 11 school didn't kill your inner flower i did:p

  • chrisdg74

    Inner flower. Is that what young ladies are calling their hymen nowadays?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Hymen? Like, singing in church? *snerk

      • chrisdg74

        Along with Rosey Psalmer and her five sisters.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          With all the Dear God and knee action, I might have to start going to church.

          • chrisdg74

            Careful. You might the Holy Ghost "in you".

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              I've seen this movie.

              • MiPo_TheGoaT

                It didnt end well….there was no sequel

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  JESUS DIEEESSS!

                  • femtrooper

                    At least you didn't tell us snape killed dumbledore.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


                    • femtrooper

                      Leia is Luke's' sister too.

      • northerner

        bad! lol!

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Emo's call it the black cherry

      • Beau

        Sounds dirty.

  • http://twitter.com/100window @100window

    6 is my favourite. He wanted to ride shotgun.

  • P-90

    Song by Bill Bailey:

    You picked me up from school,
    You attended all my sporting functions,
    You bought me a car,
    Gave me use of a credit card,

    But how can I feel pain?
    How can I feel pain?
    How can I feel pain?
    When you're being so supportive.

  • big bear

    Haha, I'd love to give 6 a good slap.

  • http://www.dailydawdle.com Daily Dawdle

    This whole emo BS is a gold mine for straightening iron sales! Well actually, hair products in general…

  • Hot Carl

    #25 – best way to sum up this post.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    When Emo kids cut themselves do they bleed mascara???

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