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Damned if this isn’t the most retarded thing I ever saw (8 Photos)

Bonnie Burton decided that droids are better than dudes and has officially married R2-D2. And you're prolly thinking it's not the real R2 however Lucas Films provided the R2 unit and the pastor, Steve Sansweet, to make it all nice and legal. Darth Vader was also in attendance.

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Comments:

  1. Opus says:

    In the last picture, isn't she kissing him where his little wang came out to shock Jabba's pet in Return of the Jedi?

  2. thetech2 says:

    R2 could do much better and nope that is not the weirdest shit I have seen today not even close

  3. Ken says:

    I guess being a "Twilight" freak was just too much of a cliche for her.

  4. Merovingian says:

    Maybe shes just attracted to chrome domes :P

  5. B-Man says:

    Is it just me, or in #8 does Darth Maul have that "Omg what have I done?" look on his face…

  6. Viking says:

    One more in a long line of stupidity that makes me shake my head in sorry at the state of humankind today.

  7. IamWhoIam says:

    wander what the honey moon will be like… does r2 have a penis tool for women like he has a key/doorlock/decoder arm?

  8. whyr2d2 says:

    Why r2 why u could marry

    The pink r2 in the back

  9. dutchielover says:

    willllllsssssoooooon!!!!

  10. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Fucking midget in a r2d2 costume

  11. chris says:

    How is Darth Maul so short? He'd be the least intimidating Sith guy ever

  12. fuzzybeard2016 says:

    Reminds me of the 'So Beautiful And So Dangerous' segment in Heavy Metal.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509/

  13. Slamdunk says:

    Now that is funny. Love the vans.

  14. shitman says:

    what in the blue fuck?!

  15. Equalizer says:

    R2 probably the best sex toy out there better than Darth Vibrator

  16. Anonymous says:

    Looks like Adrianne Curry was in attendance as well. HAWT!

  17. NO FATTIES says:

    i say let the droid nail the cow, nobody else( except for an ugly snaggletoothed black dude) wants that stinky shit.

  18. hmshore says:

    did you really need to use the word retarded?

  19. Spivias says:

    this is stupider then that guy who married the ds…
    at least the ds sorta talked

  20. Frankie Muniz says:

    I hope R2 cheats and gives her the robot clap.

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