Eh … I think it's because they're advertising for a foot massage, but it involves a facial and waxing? I refuse to believe that the "facial" part is the joke because that shit would be scrapping the bottom of the shit barrel.
#29: Bådfart mens boat transport/transit. Touristfart= tourist transit. Fart in Danish also means speed, as in topfart=top speed. A classic example is on lifts/elevators, where there are signs that say "I fart", which means "in transit" (as in, the lift is on its way). Incidentally, the Danish word for fart is "prut"
#13.. worst. sale. ever. Or truthy advertising. #7 Kids' Day at the Liquor store, priceless. Think #23 may be my fave, sexual innuendo from the Church. Amen.
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pretty punny stuff
What's so funny about #27?
I don't get it either.
thai massage & facial I suppose. It's not particularly funny.
i think it's the "facial" part…put your mind in the gutter for a minute and you'll get it
Eh … I think it's because they're advertising for a foot massage, but it involves a facial and waxing? I refuse to believe that the "facial" part is the joke because that shit would be scrapping the bottom of the shit barrel.
Gotta love the Neptune.
#23 It does in my book…
"Smooth shafts and clean balls" LOL.
Does anybody know where the Neptune theater is? I'm really curious.
it's over at the U district in Seattle Washington. I walk by it on my way to work everyday they always have hilarious signs.
Thanks, you win one internets for your answer
Not as funny as the Lusty Lady though. She will be missed.
i agree. did you see the "Veni Vidi Veni" at Lusty Lady? brilliant.
23 – Maybe not, but it sure as hell can be considered a "religious experience".
16, Why are they hating on the Upper Decker???
If Zombies are ahead I am not going to order pizza…..Rule #1 cardio…cardio……they're gonna eat the fatties first!!!
I thought for #27, if they're massaging your feet, then you don't want them touching your face too…But innocence has no place within these walls.
Go Earth!
I just want a happy ending with my foot waxing.
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#29: Bådfart mens boat transport/transit. Touristfart= tourist transit. Fart in Danish also means speed, as in topfart=top speed. A classic example is on lifts/elevators, where there are signs that say "I fart", which means "in transit" (as in, the lift is on its way). Incidentally, the Danish word for fart is "prut"
#13.. worst. sale. ever. Or truthy advertising. #7 Kids' Day at the Liquor store, priceless. Think #23 may be my fave, sexual innuendo from the Church. Amen.
Chive has apparently just discovered the word 'facial'. I wonder how long it's going to be before they discover teabags.
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