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If signs were people, these would be my best friends (30 Photos)

September 15, 2010 | In: Awesome, FAIL, Funny

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BigDingo

pretty punny stuff
DMan

What's so funny about #27?

hypoluxa

I don't get it either.

Stevo

thai massage & facial I suppose. It's not particularly funny.

Anon

i think it's the "facial" part…put your mind in the gutter for a minute and you'll get it

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

Eh … I think it's because they're advertising for a foot massage, but it involves a facial and waxing? I refuse to believe that the "facial" part is the joke because that shit would be scrapping the bottom of the shit barrel.

http://www.facebook.com/hmfulghum Hayden Maxwell Fulghum

Gotta love the Neptune.
CPO_Mendez

#23 It does in my book…
chrisdg74

"Smooth shafts and clean balls" LOL.
deleted44311

If Zombies are ahead I am not going to order pizza…..Rule #1 cardio…cardio……they're gonna eat the fatties first!!!

https://www.facebook.com/joanna.johannesen Jo Anna Johannesen

I think that I must have been sold to the circus because my parents were weird. hahaha

stafferty

Does anybody know where the Neptune theater is? I'm really curious.

Liz

it's over at the U district in Seattle Washington. I walk by it on my way to work everyday they always have hilarious signs.

stafferty

Thanks, you win one internets for your answer
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

Not as funny as the Lusty Lady though. She will be missed.

lordgodbird

i agree. did you see the "Veni Vidi Veni" at Lusty Lady? brilliant.

chrisdg74

23 – Maybe not, but it sure as hell can be considered a "religious experience".
MiPo_TheGoaT

16, Why are they hating on the Upper Decker???
http://www.facebook.com/scarletwolf Scarlet-Wolf Ferrari Night-Rider

I thought for #27, if they're massaging your feet, then you don't want them touching your face too…But innocence has no place within these walls.
Carrot

Go Earth!
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

I just want a happy ending with my foot waxing.
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P-90

'SOTP Tammer Hime!'
DanishChiver

#29: Bådfart mens boat transport/transit. Touristfart= tourist transit. Fart in Danish also means speed, as in topfart=top speed. A classic example is on lifts/elevators, where there are signs that say "I fart", which means "in transit" (as in, the lift is on its way). Incidentally, the Danish word for fart is "prut"
http://twitter.com/thewritesnark @thewritesnark

#13.. worst. sale. ever. Or truthy advertising. #7 Kids' Day at the Liquor store, priceless. Think #23 may be my fave, sexual innuendo from the Church. Amen.
Nicnac

Chive has apparently just discovered the word 'facial'. I wonder how long it's going to be before they discover teabags.
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