• ericvdm

    hey, that's me

  • Dustin

    My tax dollars are going to be paying for this retard

    • intheend

      Can't agree more… f-ing sad…..

    • P Diddily

      and his 8 kids with 5 different women.

      • Carl R. Evans

        Quite the conservative estimate there P Diddily.

    • your FACE is a book

      Don't worry, there's still a chance he'd be stupid enough to join the military! Oh wait…

    • FuckYourself

      Hey fucktard, I'm pretty sure your tax dollars are not going directly to this person. And everyone pays taxes, get the fuck over it.

      • HellHath NoFury

        Why don't you add up just how many tax dollars go out of your local unemployment/disability/welfare office. Just yours. And how many more in unpaid child support, free lunch programs and bus tickets for welfare recipients. In the millions you say? Yeah, multiply that by every county in your state, then every county in EVERY state. Even a few bucks out of my paycheck pisses me off when I see some asshat smoking an $8 pack of cigs. I bought that, now get to work.

        • Sociology 101

          That's a GREAT idea! Cut all benefits and everyone will go back to work!

          It seems so simple. It would cut crime (obviously) because everyone would be too busy looking for work to pay for food, medicine and transportation! Literacy rates would sky-rocket because what with all the extra disposable income and new-found love for their place in society, everyone would put all their efforts into educating themselves and their family!

          Thank you. Thank you.

          • Smack

            Or…you know….the dumb would just die. Might even help our dwindling predatory animal populations. Maybe we could even get PETA or the Sierra Club involved.

            Besides, isn't there a war out there just waiting to be started? A war in need of the services of landmine detonators and cannon fodder?

            See, we can all do snark.

            • HellHath NoFury

              Who was being snarky?

          • HellHath NoFury

            And while you're at it, start raising your children like human beings, not pawns for cash, sympathy and is if they are 'in the way'. Those kids of people treat their dogs better. Birth control is free through the same medical and welfare that they receive.

        • Cavillea Diannea

          hey..some kids need free lunch at school.

      • Cudaman

        If they want a free ride, they should have to piss in a cup like anyone who applies for a job!

        • Poot

          That's actually a damn good point.

    • MIAMI

      And throughout his fucking life with foodstamps and all that other shit they get.

  • Darian

    I know so many people like this. It's scary

    • Cristi Palincas

      You must have very tired hands from all the punching…

    • MIAMI

      That's the new MTV generation that got a looser elected thinking they were going to get more free shit…oh wait…

      • Stevo

        aaaaaaaaaand here's the bitter political comments !

  • Darth Buttcrack

    So who's going to be the racist? Let's hear it….

    • HellHath NoFury

      You're so far the first to assume this is a racial thing, so what does that say?

    • Ballzonya

      I'm pretty sure that comment makes YOU the racist. You just didn't say what you were thinking.

      • Darth Buttcrack

        I never claimed not to be racist. I am 99% certain that the person who created the above profile is either black or a white person who creatd a fake profile to mock blacks. Ballzonya is correct, I just didn't say what I was thinking.

        • HellHath NoFury

          We never said we were mad, bro.

    • chrisdg74

      Apparently you have not been to any suburban high schools. Wiggers n iz runnin' rampant.

      • rob

        they dont read because they cant

    • DemonSpawn

      Stupidity knows no race…….

  • thomas jane


    "livewire gucci mane and anything el$e tht $lap$. Gucci Mane. yelling out 'GUCCI' and 'BURR!' when listening to Gucci Mane"

    this kid is a fucking joke

    • HellHath NoFury

      Did you just say Fuck the police?

      • chrisdg74

        Straight outta Compton. Crazy mutha fcuka named Ice Cube.
        Oops, sorry. Junior high flashback.

        • HANK

          No no no its strait outta compton a crazy MFer named GUSTO i ufcked ya wife cuz tha bich iz a big ho hahaha

          • HANK

            Sorry thats strait outta Locash

          • ChrisDG74

            You forgot. I’m married to your mother.

            • HellHath NoFury

              School your son in the ways of early rap, Chris.

        • HellHath NoFury

          The Chive has found you guilty of being a redneck, white bread chickenshit muthafucka

          • ChrisDG74

            That’s a lie! That’s a god damn lie! I want justice….

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        comin straight from the underground

  • Dakota


  • frypod

    man, he really loves his gucci mane.

    • JG1


  • jjmacnyc

    Probably even annoyed Facebook was axing so many questions

  • chrisdg74

    Is this the same guy who was on theChive with his shoes in his pockets, posing in the mirror?
    If this is real, I am really afraid for the future of our nation.

    • MIAMI

      He'll be president someday with all the idiots voting for anything that seems "hip" to them..

    • Nateb123

      Move to Canada, we don't have these people. Also, our economy is kicking ass. I ask you: Coincidence?

  • bobloblaw

    Did this really deserve it's own post?

    • dane

      to answer your question, it sure did. The reason it does is because the chive really does whatever they want, it's part of the charm of the site. And it worked too. They posted this about an hour ago and it's already their most-commented post of the day.
      This is why the chive is pro, imho. You might not like it, but they got the reaction they wanted.

      • Justin Milwaukee

        was about to agree with bobloblaw until i realized i'd emailed this to a few of my friends. The chive knows how to stir the pot.

  • H^S

    It's not that there are more idiots now than before, it's that it's much easier to spot them today, which is probably a good thing. Also…. BURR.

    • tyquan

      BURR indeed.

      • Motte

        Yes. Indeed.

  • tommybhoy

    Who still types like that??

    • wet butt

      still? i missed when that was ever in

  • Big Los

    He can't be that gangsta if he admits to liking all the Robin H00d movies… Especially Prince of Theives… Nah'm Sayin? Nah' Mean?

    • Big Los

      Prince of Theives AND Prince of Thieves…two separate movies btw.

    • robsterling

      "Why yes. I believe I do know what you are saying."

  • thetech2

    haha I just walked across the shop and gave him a poke in the face and he said I quote waa da fuck you do dat fo nigga unquote sooooo I showed him the post and he just laughed and said he aint like that nigga so there ya go

  • HellHath NoFury

    Well, ooobviouslyyy, we have a racist in Lincoln Park…

    • chrisdg74

      We gon' find you.

      • HellHath NoFury

        He don't have to come and confess. We 'Bookin fo you…

        • chrisdg74

          Now run n spell dat.

          • Kjell King

            He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin your people up..

            • Jon without the h

              Y'all better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands 'cause they rapin' erbody out here…

    • Tyler Mars

      hahahaha, YES. this is his facebook page……or maybe the rapists page……

    • nouu


    • d7fge6gf

      stfu ho

      • HellHath NoFury

        This is your Facebook, isn't it? The evidence against you is overwhelming.

        • Nameless

          LMAO. Busted.

    • Jon without the h

      Well done HHNF…well done.

  • Jackie Treehorn

    He is dumb. He is so dumb……fo real.

    • Mclovin' it

      hide your kids…

    • HellHath NoFury

      We got your Facebook page and all.

  • whickity whack

    I bet he’ll vote for Obama in a few yrs.

  • NTFW

    it's a white guys profile… obv.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    I have actually received many resumes with a similar theme to them……

  • guest

    Any reason you made up a word to say this guy was an idiot?

    • U. Yeah U.

      You Fail.

    • nemesis

      See the massively disappointing comedy "Idiocracy"

      It had so much potential, but it ended up being crap.

      • Jon without the h

        Dude, that movie was an excellent social commentary on the dumbing-down of our world. You must not have caught on. "Welcome to Costco…I love you."

  • nouu

    all wiggers plz go die.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Now let's rewrite the above page with an EMO theme……….Activities, Being depressed…..

    • chrisdg74

      Cutting myself.
      Listening to AFI.

      • HellHath NoFury

        College: I won't be alive past tonight unless you tell me how special I actually am.

        • chrisdg74

          Occupation: I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.

          • HellHath NoFury

            Books: Edgar Allen Poe, Twilight, …

            • chrisdg74

              Movies: The Virgin Suicides
              Interests: Razor blades, hair barrettes -even though I'm male

              • HellHathNoFury

                Guyliner and finger male polish.

                • chrisdg74

                  Chokers, too-tight t-shirts.

                  • b0b

                    I cannot describe in words how seriously lame you too are

      • CPO_Mendez

        Hey I actually like old school AFI! Not fair… Change it to Hawthorne Heights and My Chemical Romance and we're good.

    • bubblerider86

      Stealing my sisters mascara and jeans….which look great on me
      B/c in case anyone hasn't heard "Emo is one step below transvestite"

      • chrisdg74

        And hair-styling products.

  • jaredallas

    "pr0bably n0t g0in" indeed

    • MIAMI

      prObably nEver wEnt.

  • DeMonikk1

    I weep for the future..

  • thatguy

    remember being taught that all cultures are equal?

    • HellHath NoFury

      They never said to what.

    • WhiteGuyAtWork

      cultures may be equal but this guy shows that not all men are created equal

    • MIAMI

      Yeah, some more equal than others LOL

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