• Sergio

    They deserve it!!


  • mattythegooch

    When I told her I was going to "Fill Her With My Holy Spirit"……not exactly what I meant!!

  • Palin Comparison

    Take them to church, then make them read all of Lamentations … out loud. That would do the trick.

    • BigD

      That or make them memorize the first couple of chapters of Chronicles: So and so begat so and so who begat some other so and so and so on……

    • mipo2010

      Doing "the trick" is what got them there

  • McFly

    I'm guessing the priest takes them into the confessional booth…..

    • Professor Jive

      Nah, they're not little boys…

  • Nelson Costa

    and now they have to kneel before the priest and pray.. that totally "BLOWS" !!

  • freddy

    rather go to jail

    • Brand_n

      Well would you rather be sodomized by an inmate or a priest?

      • HellHath NoFury

        at least a priest would say, 'Oh, god' the whole time instead of covering your mouth with dirty underwear. Not that i would, uh, know. Kjell told me.

        • Kjell King

          Don't ask what we were doing at the time when I told her this

        • bob from accounting

          yea you know a thing or two about dirty underwear. its Tuesday your wearing the same panties from Friday with so much crust built up in them

          • HellHath NoFury

            Jokes on you. I don't wear underwear.

            • thanksbitch

              i just threw up in my mouth a little….

              • HellHath NoFury

                Exercise and a healthy diet are a better way to lose weight, honey.

  • chrisdg74

    It's not like the priest is going to do anything to them. They're not little boys.

  • yeahsure

    Nobody deserves that kind of treatment

  • mca

    When they enter church do they start sweating?

    /Sweating like a prostitute in church

    • Bill

      Oh, I see what you did there.

  • mipo2010

    Church, now that's what their lives where missing

  • DanEri

    In Soviet Russia, prostitutes pray for ur sins

  • femtrooper

    Compared to the hookers here, those ones are pretty hot.

  • @Mattchaby

    Hide your pimps,
    Hide your prostitutes,
    'cause they're sanctifying everything out there!

    • meh

      oh i get it

  • equalizermax

    Lucky Priest…

  • schwim

    That priest must have drawn the short straw. I heard the winner gets to head the wayward boys rehabilitation class.

  • Rich

    aaw, I thought the punishment was a spanking!

  • Dickbot

    This looks like a great beginning to a porno.


    *my username*

  • Big M

    From church, they go directly to the Mail Order Bride hostel.

  • thetech2

    so instead of legalizing prostitution they're umm forcing the christian religion on them theres an inquisition brewing here the Russian inquisition ,its still an inquisition ,if in fact there ever was an inquisition that is ,,,therefore to say that the inquisition I speak of actually ever happened or not

    • HellHath NoFury

      Meth, lack of punctuation and religious debates are not friends.

      • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

        Another "No Child Left Behind" kid from southside Chicago, I bet. It would explain all three.

  • ronnie

    #2 "Girls, I am dissapiont"

  • The_Gypsy

    I'm glad the Constitution doesn't allow cruel and unusual punishment.

  • Coldzilla

    Hope they dont do the same thing with the Male prostitues 😮

  • youdummy

    Dammit, I thought we were going to see some good ole hooker spanking.

  • Sugreev2001

    As soon as the cameras are out of there,it's face down ass up time.

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