Daily Afternoon Randomness (41 Photos)

  • michael

    35, not hot enough to justify it

    • Anonymous

      Not even lukewarm enough to take up precious DAR space either.

    • defrostynating

      Wether or not she is hot is beside the point. The piercing is just not attractive.

    • Bobba Fett

      Yea, it would make here much hotter, sans the nose horse shoe.

    • isawoj

      Agree completely.

    • Dave

      Yep, she might be hot without it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        i sent in a better example; kristen randall from winds of plague. google image her it even shows her tits . thnx chive.

    • Matt

      well not hot enough by a long shot

  • randomdreamr

    #26 in a heartbeat

    • mca

      That was the easiest question I have ever answered.

    • ThisGuy

      without a doubt. Great stuff

    • Lau

      And multiple times per day too!

    • AlbaGuBrath

      I would

    • clickawhat

      I think you mean. In a heatbeat

      • dietroll

        Nice try.

      • Semper

        Only a select few will appreciate that. I'm one of them.

    • Yeppers

      What a stupid question, I mean seriously, who wouldn't?

      • AzzMan

        i would't, i like some meat on my girls…. not a whole dairy farm….

    • Flicka

      I would say please.

  • darnell

    ever had a happy birthday mustache ride?

    • Jimmy

      you win one internets for that comment sir.

  • justin

    18, tits or gtfo

    • Del

      Im kinda afraid that she's going to be fat…

      • F U Chiveassholes

        36 is the size around. anything more than a 38 is getting hefty.

        I'm pretty sure it's a dude pretending to be a girl though

      • clickawhat

        I'm willing to find out

        • witty176

          Im still debating, 36M would be effing huge and well worth it, but I dont wanna see some dudes moobs either.

      • Julio

        I guarantee it's for a Halloween outfit… Please prove me wrong #18 (without being fat).

  • gerald


    * opens fridge *

    small hiccup…. another hiccup… profuse vomiting

    • ERN23

      She said her its her baby's (sic) breast milk? She might want to get that checked out – Women generally don't start lactating until they have a newborn of their own!

      • Randy

        Her baby had a baby

  • andy

    41 ass is ok at best but nothing special

    • uber guy

      take your keyboard and pick it up. good? now smash it against your face

    • http://www.facebook.com/paul.w.musselman Paul Musselman

      That might be the dumbest thing anyone as ever commented on this glorious website. Sir… be ashamed, very ashamed.

    • Cog

      Ass is phenomenal, but it should be naked or in a g-string to appreciate the full beauty!

    • hot carl

      I'd eat a mile of her poop just to see where it came from.

    • Jimmy

      Hey Andy, go fuck yourself, because you most likely never got to bang any girl with an ass like that.

    • the real d. nozzle

      my thoughts exactly. it is nice, but small and lacks shape or definition. come on chive, your desire to be nice is cute and all but this is the internets. there is no room for insincere flattery.

      • Anonymous

        The Internets have spoken. You must leave, forever.

    • Booby Hill

      I concur. Nothing great there.

    • dietroll

      Andy. Appropriate name for a fag.

    • vince

      sorry guys, but whilst this ass is neither fat, nor ugly, it lacks definition at the top. Where does the back end, and the ass start? I actually dumped a girl because she had a butt like this…
      I'm sayin' I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I probably wouldn't go back for seconds…

      Chive…CALLIPYGIAN gallery, please!

    • ron

      Totally agree with Andy… this ass doesn't have much "shape" to it, rather on the flat side. I'm all about petite women, but this is more a little boy ass than a "hot chick" ass.

    • Al.

      I agree, I'm not a big fan of the "little boy's ass" look

    • Tubesteak

      andy, you must be gay. That ass is perfect

      • Sir Mixalot

        what ass?

  • Dan

    happy birthday! thanks for the present

  • Joel

    Fappy Birthday!

  • Pancho

    #41 So she does, congratulate her for me would you? Oh, and for the birthday too

    • Dreamy

      2nd that & thanks for bringing it to our attention!

  • chrisdg74

    26 – Without hesitation. Yes.

    • Spencer

      She's too cute to even play the "would you" game. Proper contestants need more bulk.

      • Elwood

        Agreed, I don't see how this is even a serious question. I think it would make you much more of a weirdo to say "no" to that than "yes."

        • IcallzemasIseezzem

          I guess I'm a weirdo. Se's pretty has a nice figure, but the shoulders and arms just…ugh….no thanks.

    • ron

      Agreed…. this is one helluva hot chick.

  • DJwillflo

    Septum piercings quite often look good. But not when they're huge like that.

    • witty176

      no. never.

    • hmm

      no one can decide what is or isn't attractive as a 'fact' anyway, all down to each person and whatever they want/like – I'm sure they don't get a shit about another persons opinion of it

    • HANk

      Says the girl with a pierced septum fetish

  • equalizermax

    #29 – Awesome costume! Now go kick Pedobear's ass…

    • robsterling

      It makes me miss my little girl. When she was 10, she decided at the last minute that she wanted to go Trick or Treating but had no costume. I poured powder all over her and wrote "Anthrax" on a white t-shirt. It was a hit!

      • equalizermax

        I remember when I was a kid and had no costume too, I draw a superman's logo and put it in my chest with a towel at the back. Our neighbors gave me money (instead of candy) to buy a nice costume for next year.

  • andrea

    18 wow that was the dumbest shit ive ever seen…..no bitch no one cares what size ur bra is in 20 different countries….sending your panties would have been a better teaser….lol i hope ur blonde

    • Westy

      says the one with small boobs….

      • Clay


    • the real d. nozzle

      we only care insofar as it told us she has 36 M tatas. i think you missed the point.

    • dietroll

      lol you're obviously one

  • F U Chiveassholes

    #4 Barbie's ass looks waaay better now
    #26 I just did
    #34 Jake Blues FTW!
    #35 Absolutely still not hot

  • Dan

    #1 is a major MILF.

    • Anonymous

      Just so you know, that photo looks like it's from the 70's, she's probably 60+ years old by now.

      • Dan

        If that's true, if I could go back in time…

  • Dennis

    #18 fat chick alert?

    • Jsd

      Or a two-headed monster mistaking "bra" and "hat"

    • its_forge

      Not at a 36 band, she's a nice size unless she's four foot eleven. But I don't really know if I want to find out what an M cup bosom looks like…

      • Jason

        I do!

  • Lisa_Martin

    Hit Girl FTW Rock on lil chivettista. 😉

    • dkbales

      Awesome kids come from awesome parents. CHIVE ON!

  • ssss9999

    29 is great. What an awesome costume!

  • Gordon Freeman

    #5 Nice view!

    #40 The boy then has two options: tuck his shirt in, or just rip off the lace off! C'mon!

  • http://twitter.com/Suburbsexaddict @Suburbsexaddict

    #3 looks pretty pleased with himself. Attaboy.

  • bob

    in soviet russia… tanks ride on men… and shoot vodka made of love.

  • Dave

    #41 – That looks like the ass of a ten yr old boy!

    • akajako

      Sorry Dave but your comment is both incorrect and approaching Pedobear territory…

    • Jimmy

      how you know what a 10yr old boy's ass looks like? o.0

    • bbbutter

      Dave you need to stop looking at 10 yr old boys asses!

    • Chris Hansen

      Why don't you have a seat right over there Dave…

    • dietroll


    • ron

      Dave… I totally agree. I posted a response 'above' saying basically the same thing. A hot chicks ass has "pooch" to it (it sticks OUT!!). There is absolutely no pooch to this ass. Hell yeah, I"d probably still hit the chick it's attached to (I like petite women), but this does NOT classify as a "great' ass by any means.

      • HANk

        You sir on the other hand do qualify as a great ass

  • Jay M.

    #33 – You'd think that would make a great selling point to increase the price by 15% 😛

  • nouu

    #26 why wouldn't you?
    #41 no ass really.

  • McFly

    #40 – and now we know why Norman Bates killed the bitch.

    • bob

      awsome comment.

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