Paranoid Parrot is Paranoid (27 Photos)

I actually like some of those. Dog is already dead, had me LOL.

Sure is people not admitting their paranoias in here. #3, #10 and #25 are me

i love this bird, that shit is scary, everytime the phone rings when im fapping, im like, oh shit, they know what im doing!

the spider one is me alllll day!!!!

FUUUNNNAAYYY

Agreed. Just that I've never seen such a big tennis match of FUNNY<>NOT FUNNY for any other post. I hate Napolean Dynamite. Dumbest movie ever made. A lot of people that I know love that movie. Funny how people actually fight about this being funny or not. All the angry comments in the world don't make this funny for me. No amount of thumbs down either. Oh well. I dwell too much.

Inhale 2nd hand smoke…cancer on its way
clothes fall in closet…somethings in there
stepped on a crack…call mom
recieve glare from kitchen staff…what is in my food?

Freaking awesome

Wasting Time Here.

"This would be funnier if you can hear a parrot accent speaking at you… "

Wtf is Parrot Accent?….

That razorblade under the bed applies to me when I was a kid, except instead of razor blades, I fancied there were giant spiders lurking underneath the bottom bunk.

chive spends a lot of time on ….ebaumsworld

these are great! i love them.

word up my homie. But really i laughed at this more that philoso raptor. just cause its funnier, philosoraptor actually makes some good points

Love it.

story of my life!

I think it's best for those people who can read it and say, "wow. yeah. I've done that." …And then they think, "oh god.. they're reading my thoughts."

we know who you are . Just stay on this page so we can trace Your IP.

#22 Its LUPUS! hahaha!