Paranoid Parrot is Paranoid (27 Photos)

  • Danny P

    Not funny


      obviously you guys aren't stoned

  • nojunk

    wtf… this is awful

  • toby

    probably the funniest thing i've ever seen on the chive

    • Jason

      You obviously do not come here frequently.

      • typical chiver

        someone with a different opinion to me….thumb down

    • freddy

      bro – i could not agree more. hilarious!

      • freddy

        i just realized this post was from 2 days ago. thumb up if you actually see this. i'll check back in 5 days

        • freddy

          that first thumb was me (just making sure the button worked)

    • bri.

      haha maybe not the funniest ive seen LOL jesus gets me no matter how many times i see them lol but yeah im with you guy this shit was funny FTW hateful chivers

  • Slappy

    Was this supposed to be funny?

  • frank

    wow.. i laughed at every one of them. maybe you have to be a paranoid person to think this is funny?

    • Jacquie

      I think your right! I'm just glad I'm not the only one that checks toliets for snakes!

  • hapnsallthetime

    i get them…but it's not like lol funny…

  • b-b-b-bryan

    That was hilarious!! Don't know why everyone doesn't like it. Maybe something is wrong with me? GET IT?!

    • Hez26

      either we see what you did there or we don't….don't force it

      • IndeediGetit

        Haha, best comment ever.

    • Ahubb

      As much as I loved the posts, your comment is te funniest thing I have read yet. I am still laughing.

  • Armadillo Tails

    I love this damn bird… as I do all birds. wink wink fellas!:)

  • stafferty

    Courage Wolf bites a sizable chunk out of Philosoraptor's ass and stands there, knowing he doesn't have the balls to do anything about it.

  • My_Rushmore

    #3, #10, #14 and #25 are me every night my housemate isn't home.

    • stafferty

      Want some company?

      • GAYDAR


        unless you are into trannies, then by all means, keep her/him/it company.

        • My_Rushmore

          Ha, fair enough. Although if I did have a penis I'd probably get a lot less done and be looking at more useful materials on line than pictures of a parrot.

  • fcjhew

    is it bad that most of these describe me?

    • My_Rushmore

      Right there with you. But just cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong!

  • Joey Mitchell

    I LOVE IT!

  • Sizzle

    I totally didn't get it at first, and then I read all of them. And realized "it's me." Especially the lupus/lung cancer ones. Cracked me up.

  • Nociceptor

    I approve, well done chive.

  • jim


  • equalizermax

    This would be funnier if you can hear a parrot accent speaking at you…

  • Krystal

    Maybe you have to be slightly paranoid to find the humor in it. I found it hilarious.

  • Hwrd_Strns_Pns

    I guess when it hits close to home it makes it more funny.

  • mattythegooch

    #20!! All.the.fucking.time!!

  • rawnoyz

    #25.. have had to do this times before… wake up feeling all good and some how some scary thought comes to mind and now i gotta look straight, avoid mirrors and think happy thoughts.

  • Fonzie


  • Josh

    #24 is pretty funny….

  • james

    this parrot is me. absolutely full of win

  • parlay

    flawless victory

  • Dayna Vaughan

    much funnier thanphiloseraptor

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