Confucius say…(20 Photos)

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  • Firstly

    First, suckas!

    • Nick

      You're ruining the internet…

      • Jailbait4meplz.

        If we all just ignored it, wouldn't they get tired of doing it?? And yes, i see the ironi here 😛

      • do it

        sigh, yet another moron who points it out to the moron who said 'first.' great.

    • gok

      you're a big faggot

    • FistIsLastLooser

      Any chance you'd kindly head out the back and drown yourself? Seriously, the human gene pool is suffering

    • LEVITATING

      ^ yes…yes im glad you realize you do in fact suck ass.

      kisses
      paula (hahaha)

  • ben

    hirarious!

  • Bobby Falcon

    I think the second photo was best

    • Booby Falcon

      FAIL, TRYING TO BE COOL AND I STUFFED IT

  • Charlie Cheen

    Man with hand in pocket

    Go around feeling cocky all day.

  • Josh Stone(d)

    yo chive its josh and its 323 haha im trippin balls right now this page just made my trip go in such a good direction

    CHIVE FTW

    • Jen

      TOOL

  • BigDingo

    Hirariousry funny

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1461284983 Ronniew Civella

    MAN WITH HAND IN POCKET FEEL COCKY ALL DAY! LMAO

    • VSi

      Just no.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001668622772 Bobba Fett

    Now thats some good ol fashioned racism.
    Can't see that kind outside of old school looney toons.

  • topher

    Stupid

  • (>^_^)>

    So hilarious. I think I'm a bad person now.

  • MigraineBoy

    #9 is the best IMO.

  • http://project-stewie.co.uk/ Stewie!

    this is way better than that frog shit a few weeks ago

    good work

    • the devil

      I agree completely! The frog wasn't, isn't, and never will be funny…

      • asF

        blasphemy bachlor from is funny as long as you can relate to him

  • Gazza

    Passionate kiss like spiders web…..often lead to flys undoing

  • Tony

    #20 is from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie back in the 90s….Classic!

    • stafferty

      I"ve got to get a new route

    • Shogun

      122, 122 and an 8th? where the heck is this place?

    • What?

      I was just about to say that. Michelangelo said this quote

      • zdrake13

        Pizza dudes got 30 seconds

        • MacNCheese

          You're two minutes late dude!

  • cepelina

    there should be one more last one:
    " you just read all these in my voice and accent"

    • bob

      By the third one, yes I did.

  • Dave

    Confucius said: Its fryday, bring some sexy chivers and more volleyball ass

    • Mr F

      You can't go into a single post without duchebags trying to ruin it.

      • Awesome

        Sorry youre gay,

        • Mr F

          Nah, I'm just a dude who can go one gallery without boobs without bitching.

  • sarah

    #6 AHAHAHAH– confucius say win!!

  • Kevin

    Is it just me or did i just read all of these in the voice of Kahn fro King of the Hill? HILARIOUS

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

    Man who masturbates in cash register….comes into money
    man who fingers girl on period…gets caught red handed
    Man who goes to bed with itchy butt…wakes up with smelly finger

    • Catence

      Very impressive. haha

  • HardCoreMike

    man who go to bed with hard problem, wake up with solution in hand.

  • top dog

    Man who wrote these are funny as hell…HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAhahahaha!!!!! I love em…I love em all.

  • Beano

    #19 My Grandpa used to say this all the time!

  • TANGO

    Man who work puzzle —- has work cut out for him

  • tsukushi_

    Good laughs.

  • Confucious Say

    Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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