Daily Afternoon Randomness (39 Photos)

  • Brah

    # 15 FUCK YEA

    • GTO

      * #15

      • Brah

        Thanks. I just got so excited.

    • nathan

      Im sorry if I am nieve but… what the hell is this? and why is it cool enough to be on randomness?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

        only the best show in the world to be made into a movie. Arrested Development. Go watch all 3 seasons.

      • Paz

        WHAT?! God damn it, get off chive lol. I'm kidding, but seriously go check the show out man, Arrested Development, the show was ahead of it's time man.

  • Kjellupa

    #15 = FUCK YEAH!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      FTW!!!! cant wait till 2010!!!

      • Kyle

        Arrested Development is an American TV show that lasted 2 1/2 seasons. It's really really good. So, people want more and have been very vocal about it. This seems to show that more is being made, possibly a movie.

        • Kyle

          Aw dammit. This was supposed to be under Nathan's "What's this?" comment. Shit.

          • nathan

            I saw it, thanks kyle!

    • DDTOP

      Is this real??????????

      • Phil Dunphy

        Unfortunately no 😦

        • Your Mom's Dog
          • blitzk

            is it , is it real?? pretty please???

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

              yes theyre finally making it, Theyve had it planned for awhile but Micheal cera's punk ass has been holding out. After cranking out flops like youth in revolt, im guessing he realized he better make it.

              • hMMMM

                Don't diss Cera. You point out the one weak movie he did, but I bet you bought every other movie that he was in. You don't deserve to watch George Michael in action.

  • ssf

    #32 Yes.

    and give her a PS3 controller and all the people who said no will vote yes.

    • ????

      only after she promises not to break me.

    • http://www.bodyrock.tv HaterAde

      Yeah Zuzanna is mad ho. Check out her website :www.bodyrock.tv

      • googboog

        she also operates under the alias Susana Spears for more…um… revealing photos and stuff…

    • Dave

      I don't even understand why this is a question. There is nothing at all wrong about that girl. Except maybe that weird bra, but whatever.

    • Captain Obvious

      Chive would you?.. More like why wouldn't you

  • Long Duck Dong

    I'm calling bullshit on #18. Regarding #32 – uh…in a New York minute

    • sea

      Its the cheerleader from Heroes

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        Hayden Panettiere? No it's not.

      • its_forge

        Utterly not Hayden Pannetierre. Lil' Hayden has a killer figure of screaming hot death but this woman makes her look like Emma Watson.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Yeah, bullshit – she has a mole in the original pic that is noticeably absent in the others.

      • kate

        moles don't always show up in pictures! trust me I have several and sometimes they're there and sometimes they're not…

    • jjj

      nose is different too

      • do it

        REALLY?! who gives a shit? if its her or not, that chick is smoking hot! make it happen chive! we want MOAR!!!!!!!

        • tag

          The first chick is hot, the other chick (cause its NOT the same one – different face completely) is fugly and goofy.

          Moar of the first, no more of the 2nd.


          2 years and a s_ ton of protein and supplements

    • rob

      Is that Hayden Panetierre?

    • charles

      the girl in the bottom two pictures is named hope schieber.

  • j-man

    #37 im looking for trouble.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Arrested Development….About fucking TIME!!!

    Way too much fine ass on here to begin throwing out #'s……

  • OnlyInAJeep

    love the gap in #4

    • Anonymous

      Hey The Chive…. all I want for Xmas is one good FUCKING VOLLEYBALL ASS POST. Thank you, that is all.

    • Vanilla Guerilla

      the things i would do with that ass, it would be a shorter list of things i wouldn't do(the list consisting of the word "nothing").

  • wasd

    I've had that same poster in my dorm since freshman year, and i second that find them request!!! #25
    and yes absolutely #32

    • Lowrey
      • wasd

        While thats really f*cked up it doesn't change my opinion about the awesomeness of the poster or my request of finding the girls in it

    • Damon

      this is Zuzana from bodyrock.tv. she also has her own YouTube channel…Check her out

  • Brad

    I don't think that's her in #18.

    • moiself

      It's not, the first girl is hayden panettiere….the cheerleader in heroes

  • nathan

    cali's weather girl is still hotter

  • Brad

    #32 is Zuzana Light. She's got a fitness website at bodyrock.tv with tons of her workout videos. I think she's gotten a little too lean lately but check out her videos from a year or two back. Super fit but a little softer and more womanly. Very hot.

    • paulhitchcock

      She's also done porn. Have fun searching for that.

      • BigD

        google vids search "Susanna Spears". she did porn pre-boob job, but that ass is still killer

  • Brad

    #32 Uni-Boob…

    #39 Am I alone in this world that Angelina Jolie does nothing for me?

    • SweetAwesomeness

      no…there are plenty of other gay douches out in the world….

    • Clickawhat

      Nope, you are not alone.

    • Fly

      No im there with you man.

    • Joel

      Right there with you

    • Thadude

      I'm sort of with you. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she is nowhere near the golden goddess everyone seems to think she is.

      • Michael

        I'm with you. I'm even going to go so far as to say that I think she's a skinny, nasty, tattooed ho.

    • Brownje

      agreed, that stuff is gross. I would date her though…. only to buy her a cheeseburger. Her @ss looks like a 10 year old buy. Her mantis-like arms don't help either.

      • onecalledsam

        "Mantis-like arms" I still can't stop laughing!

    • Catch

      Exactly what I was thinking. She's nowhere near as hot as everyone says she is.

      • Smoothtalker

        I see the chive has been invaded by queers and chubby chasers. interesting.

    • Jorg

      does nothing for me either, looks too much like her father. . .

    • Captain Obvious

      Scenario: You and Angelina Jolie are naked in front of each other for reasons unknown and she grabs you by the dick and says lets do this. Your trying to tell me that you and your man piece aren't going to pounce on that….. then i'm calling you a liar

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

        wow, i thought every guy out there had the hots for saint angie. Kudos to you guys. Her ass is flat. pretty face, but hate her, even though she is a humanitarian and all. You just know the kids that arent blood are living 'flowers in the attic' style.

    • SquishyDuckMan

      Drop the kids, the tats and then you're talking. But she's not the hottest out there. Plenty of "real" hotties I've seen here on the Chive that I'd go for first. Like #18. The real one.

  • Brian

    #18… not her man… note the mole on the original…. keep trying tho!

    • kate

      moles don't always show up in pictures… also the new pics are from different angles than the original so wouldn't necessarily show anyway.

  • Sam K

    I think that was very safe for work 😉

  • Catence

    #12, doing what right exactly?? And please tell me that #15 is real! About fricken time!

    • AR Groan

      "Am I Doing This Right?" is the name of that Photoshop meme.

    • Your Mom's Dog

      Yes, the Arrested Development movie has the green light.

  • anonymous

    #4 is why indoor volleyball is almost as good as beach volleyball

    • Steve Lee

      oh uconn

  • MJoker

    #32 Damn right i would do her

  • aosux

    Well done today. I dont think #18 is true but the first pic is most definitely the best.

    • ran dom

      this girl went to NWMSU….her name is hope sheiber, hottest girl ever from missouri

  • SpRoUsA

    #5 Nice Find, she can creep me out anytime.

    • Ken

      If it makes her crawl out of my TV in 7 days, gimme that flippin' tape. I'll watch it.

  • bisketz

    #32 is a youtube favorite! DOUBLE YES!!

  • equalizermax

    Please enough with #29

  • Steve Lee

    I wonder what music is playing in her head

  • SSGinfidel

    So…….in 2 years #35 has gone from a skinny douchette to gay porn fluffer? His parents must be so proud.

    • haters gonna hate

      Haters gonna hate. Why is it that you guys talk so much shit about guys who focus on their physical fitness and well being. Oh yeah, its because you are insecure about your pathetic self and sole internet existence. $100 says you are at MINIMUM 30 lbs overweight, pale, haven't gotten yourself laid in a couple years, and working out for you consists of fapping your fat ass off in front of your computer in which you spend the majority of your day. Get outside and focus on yourself. You sir, are a douchebag.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

        Now introducing to everyone: The guy in the picture ^^^^^^

        For the record, maybe 10 pounds over weight, married, sex whenever I want – and I don't have to take douchey pictures of myself in a mirror to feel good.

        No one is hating on anyone for being physically fit, I go to the gym 4 or 5 days a week as do probably half the guys and girls that use this site. He (or you?) is a douche bag because he chose to take a stereotypical douche bag picture of himself like this and post it on the internet. Of course haters are going to hate – and with good reason.

        • sentinel

          The guy in the picture is called Zyzz, he is pretty well known on frat-boy bodybuilding websites. The guy has superb genetics and a well proportioned body (limb length/ratio), he also trains and diets very well. Yes he has taken steroids, but to do that in 2 years virtually anyone would. Credit where its due though, he probably gets more pussy than cervical cancer.

          • USMC vet

            if your gonna use the phrase at least use it right…

            its: "He EATS more pussy than cervical cancer."

            That is all.

      • yourmom

        ^ douchebags unite

      • http://twitter.com/transitshawn @transitshawn

        2 out of 4 correct lol I'm not pale and just got some the other day (Girlfriend lives out of town but was in last weekend) You sir owe me $100

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

    #35 It took you two years to do what you could have done in one shopping trip to an Ed Hardy store. Congratulations, you're still a giant douche nugget.


    Also no mole on the cheek. Not her!

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