Daily Afternoon Randomness (42 Photos)

  • Dan B.

    Thank you, Guitar Girl. #42, anybody who plays guitar naked and looks like you deserves the honor.

    • P Diddily

      Jessica the Gamer Girl should have won Chivette of the year!!! She was robbed.

      Thumbs if you agree————————————————–>

    • Vzla-FTW

      Naah, guitar girl si hot and all, but the Chivette of the year should've been Elyse Porterfield "the HOPA"

      • anon
        • MacNCheese

          Love the first comment on that video, lol! I agree with every word of it!

          "Thank you for leaning in like that to start the video. I enjoyed it thoroughly. And you are awesome with that guitar."

        • moop

          Nice find

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001222888563 Tony Campbell

      as a guitarist myself, whenever i see a girl holding a guitar my blood turns to gasoline…..and thats if she's average. when i saw this chick playing a C chord and not just holding the fucking thing like a model…..*shudder* oh its hot

      • moop

        So true, every word

  • perry

    despite the revelation of #9, I'd still hit it B)

    • Fishy

      You might bump heads.

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      ok, no

    • Mcardle

      You've got balls for saying that man. Just like her actually….

      • DaddyD

        Actually … she **USED** to have balls. Most likely, she is fully female functioning at this point. She is a transexual, not a transvestite.

        And yes, I would do her too. I would do any of the others here … except for the one on the left in #14.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000038642375 Robert Logan

          Good for you!

        • ewwww

          She still does, they are empty inverted ones. If you go down on it you will be licking scrotum.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Crap, I thought she was hot until I found that out

      • yup

        shes still hot

  • Random

    Hurray for Guitar Girl #42 and WIllow #41. Chivettes like you make The Chive awesome(r)

    • word


      • word

        *grabby hands*

  • parker

    anybody care to discuss HHNF's new look? #32

    • yinz are douches

      i can't my corneas have been burned out

      • Randy

        She's cute… who knew?

    • nemesis

      I have no frame of reference.

    • mark

      i'm giving partial credit that she at least unbuttoned her shirt

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Might as well, there's nuffin to see, haha!

        • Da-yum

          I prefer em small…..

        • its_forge

          Itty bitty titty fan committee repazint

        • ....

          you are attractive no matter the down thumbs this receives.

    • glenngarf


    • Ralph


    • andy

      thankfully she wasn't using a camera with higher resolution

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        I sent in better ones, but they decided to be nice and not post them, thus losing fans.

        • Captain

          agreed *shudder*

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


        • thelifeofthisgirl

          I love you so much. Lol remember me? The not so emma watson girl. You look great love 🙂

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            And you're pretty radtacular, too, hon. Thank you!

    • 1C4

      Still pretty cute. Definitely would like to see a Ginger HHNF, though. And a lot less plaid fabric, as well. She obviously hasn't been keeping up with the current Chivette trends…

      • nemesis

        FACT: plaid is a legal requirement in WA.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Funny, i got that in Hawaii, haha! Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. I wear high heels, and pantyhose, suspenders and a bra….

          • JustMyOpinion

            I think the hair looks great. The color doesn't as matter as much as the fact that you straightened it here. A little extra haircare and a little more make up once in a while and you could be a regular sexy chiver.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Did you *really* just tell me more makeup and haircare? Bwhahaha! 'If you go from looking like yourself to looking like someone else, you'd be grouped in with a bunch of other girls who have to resort to their female parts for attention!' *notes that my flat bewb is showing, thus negating that statement*
              Thanks. I don't like spending all damn day in the bathroom to look like something I'm not. And who decided that my hair isn't radtacular when it's wavy? 😦

              • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

                I don't think his opinion is the consensus. Many pictures showing the wavy hair would prove otherwise. *waits to get chastised* lol

              • WavyHairExpert

                It was me who decided that you don't look "radtacular" with wavy hair. Straightened is waaay better!!

              • WavyHairExpert

                Dammit Beau, git outta the way . . .

                It was me who decided that you don't look "radtacular" with wavy hair. Straightened is waaay better!!

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  Straight hair has no character. 'I'm just like everyone else, yay!'
                  …says the girl who straightened her hair. fml

          • EyeGuy

            Great Python reference HHNF!

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Python ftmfw!

      • HeartUnderTheRose

        Dude, you can't turn yourself into a ginger. A redhead yes, but you gotta be born a ginger (or at least have the ginger freakles). I'm a real redhead who they'll never post. Guess that just means HHNF gets me to herself.

        • Constanto

          Yeah yeah, "sunshine, butterflies, and shooting rainbows out our asses" all around.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          eff to the yizzes.

    • Yellow Makes Me Sad

      I think she's beautiful!

      • Fishy

        I agree, but yellow makes me happy.

      • therapist

        You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Why don't we head on over to mamby-pamby-land where MAYBE we can find some self-confidence for you, ya jackwagon!

        • therapist


      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        *blush* thanks.

      • HHNF's_GoldenBoy

        You and another fachillion people on the internetz are thinking the same thing. She is beautiful.

      • ...

        her wit makes her sexier

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

          That's what I've been saying.

    • MmmmmTasty

      Very nice 🙂

    • Mr. Fancypants

      I am currently hitchhiking my way across the Rockies from Wisconsin to WA, where I will be kidnapping her away to the realms of unholy matrimony. This is just the latest confirmation that my decision was a good idea.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        I love you, mad genius.

        • Mr. Fancypants

          I love you too, no matter how many thumbs down either of us gets from all these jealous twatcanoes.

          • jaysmooth

            I'm going to give you a thumbs up for keeping her and so you can STFU. B)

          • spliggs

            Is that 'twatcanoes', as in rhymes with 'twat – canoo' or as in rhymes with "volcano"? I suspect the former but the latter is more amuzing.

          • Fishy

            That is a first. Never heard of a twatcanoe.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              I've heard of a pussywagon, so maybe a twatcanoe is for Indians.

    • tqt


    • SweetAwesomeness

      just stop…

      next week Beau will return from obscurity and will be submitting a pic of his recently dyed blonde hair….

    • its_forge

      Hadn't seen many other pictures of her so this was a bit of a surprise, she's even more attractive than I originally thought and the hair color suits her just fine.

    • HHNF_H8R

      #32 HHNF owes Chivers more! All the times she was "supposed" to submit pics and backed out at the last second and now she comes through with this mediocrity? Full body pic with 50% skin or GTFO!!

      • Mikey WINS

        At first I was like 🙂 (unbuttoned blouse/sexy smile)

        And then I was like :O (HHNF)

        and then I was like :-/ (fap)

        • jaysmooth

          At first I was like =/ (where are the boobs???)
          And then I was like o.0 (ooooo it's HHNF)
          And then I was like 😦 (What a bust)

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        I don't owe anyone anything. I'm not one of your two-drinks whores.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          (it's seven, by the way)

          • PaulCaruso

            seven still sounds like a bargain to me

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              But at that point I start talking. No deal.

              • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

                Talking? That's when the fun starts. The accent kicks in and it's time to kick some ass!

      • Fonsworth

        No thanks, where's "return to sender"?

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Her hair is fine, too bad it is on that face. The mile between her eyes is a clear sign of fetal alcohol syndrome, which also explains her retarded comments.

      • HHNF_Beau

        I'm trying to give you some credit here. So I'm looking… and I don't see it. I would venture to say the eyes are further apart on #42, about the same as #11, and closer together on #22, than hers are in that picture. I dunno man, you're splitting hairs. You could at least burn her with something convincing if you're going to do it at all.

        I'll just chalk this one up to your slavemaster steve being extra mean to you last night. Can't have a good day every day, can we?

        • slavemaster steve

          Beau, when did HHNF let you out of the kitchen?

        • the gimp

          Holly Crap Beau…Please tell me she at least gives you a hand job or lets you toss her salad for all of you defenses. I mean you seriously have issues dude. One of these days, sifting through her trash for toenail clippings and used q-tips will become dissatisfying you do realize that right?

          Can you be like every other guy on this site and make fun of your friends posts?

          • HHNF_Beau

            No comment comment is an oxymoron.

            I've done my fair share. Between HHNF-unrelated posts and some jabs at some others. Either way, the reaction I get is pretty severe from people who supposedly don't give a shit. I feel like at this point, you guys' reaction to my replies is just making her look bad. So goes the intarwebz, right?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            You mean like #18? At least Beau has something worth defending.

      • lol


    • PJ Fry

      Well I like Hath with any hair color she's got.
      Not only do Port Townsend girls switch me on, but yall bust on her for speaking her mind and being awesome, and that's just wrong.

      You go Hath.


      PS-I hope you found something better than a plaid shirt in Hawaii.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Thank you. I found some shells and a turtle, does that count?

        • HHNF's_GoldenBoy

          I hope you found more!

    • HHNF's_GoldenBoy

      The thing is I'm dating the lovely HHNF, it must hurt to know that friends of yours won't stand up when vicious people like yourself attack and can't stand looking at a wonderful woman that has wit and beauty; pwning your sorry asses day after day. Jealously is such a lonely bitch. You're so bent on calling out Beau that you know nothing. Continue on with your lives, how mundane they actually are.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Hey, Jay! Love you!

        • HHNF's_GoldenBoy

          Right back at you beautiful, good day of owning people. I'm proud of you!

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            You're allowed to oogle the Chivettes, as long as you discuss them with me.

            • HHNF's_GoldenBoy

              Done and Done!

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                Oh, so now I'm not good enough?! *psycho girlfriend rant*

              • HHNF_StillUgly

                OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you have to come back!!!!??? do you always surround yourself with little pussies?!?!? between bo and this new douche i dont know who is worse!!! take this lovey dovey shit to the berry!

                • HHNF's_GoldenBoy

                  The best part you could've just skipped over these comments, it must be nice to treat everyone you don't know with disdain. Must make changing the fry baskets out easier on you. Hopefully one day the promise of making assistant manager will come true.

                  • totefab10

                    way to go! you completely invalidated his unpleasant comment by proving yourself a sychophantic tool of the first order, congratulations! you win not being able to fuck HHNF!

                    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

                      I'm pretty sure he just said they were dating. lol

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


                    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

                      ^my point, exactly.

      • Beau


        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

          Oh come on. That's schoolyard trickery right there. Schoolyard trickery.

    • McBeastie


    • ken

      HHNF…..You're sexy no matter the hair color…..

      • Dr. Thaddeus Venture

        Yeah, delirium is a common side-effect after loss of sight due to spontaneous corneal combustion. I can recommend you to a surgeon who can outfit you with cybernetic ocular implants which should remedy that, but I'm afraid you're going to have to live with the shame of calling HHNF "sexy". *shudder*

    • (>^_^)>

      Hair color is fine, but there's not enough bat$h!t insane in this picture!

    • crrobbin

      I'd hit it.

      • Foolio

        …..with a tank.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      I think she's hot. Think I would prefer her in red #32

    • yup

      It doesn't matter what hair color a pretty face accompanies.

  • yinz are douches

    shit fuck ass almost first

  • SomeGuy

    #11 Nina Dobrev is Canadian but she really belongs to Bulgaria since she was born there… so yes you did clear things up… Canada still sucks.

    • 'Merican

      Agreed. Canada, just…stop, you're making yourselves look worse(assuming that was possible).

  • marcel

    this isn't Ebaums or the chans kid, let's not

    • Jon

      Too late, I already did nigga, what?

      • vicrom252

        Get your punkass off the chive.

      • What?

        Wow that's a first. I have never seen a comment straight up deleted. Must have been bad…

    • Moby

      What did he say??

      • tommyB

        Haha… so it can get deleted again??


    What is with #26????

    • anon

      Was a GIF in earlier post

      • JAMMER

        Thanks. Gifs don't usually work at on my work comp…

    • Rube

      Gimme some head!

      • Drew

        look at it… does it need explanation?

    • Urban

      I stopped each frame hoping for a nude shot. Found none.

    • AR Groan


      • anon

        i dont think her tits like each other…

    • jason

      holy shit, look at that refund gap

    • J Dub

      Thought it was a 2011 calendar

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'd fuck every one of those chicks, mwahahahaha!

    • Bdrizzle

      Killer stomach, nice tits, she needs to pull down further on her jeans tho. It would be nice to put a face with the body and see the ass.

    • Anon

      That's what bored, vapid, superficial, materialistic, dumbass girls do with their free time.
      I spend my frr time trying to meet women nothing like them. Why the fuck should I care about your wardrobe? I'm trying to get you OUT of your stupid fucking clothes…

      • Average Chiver


    • Frodo

      The best outfit is missing! the pink strings!

      • yoav^^^



  • floscar

    #21 way too much whatthefuckery going on there!

    • Fishy

      There is way too much whatthefuckery in this whole post.

    • BloodScrubber

      What has been seen cannot be un-seen.

      *but it may grow back.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      That's me 5 minutes before #32

      • Juan Julio

        you know, i gotta be honest, you look very pretty; your boyfriend/fiance seems to have been pussy-whipped out of the womb and does all but don a skirt and pom poms as far as advocating your attention-whoring, but pretty.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I'm sorry, my boyfriend/fiance doesn't post here, facehole.
          If you're talking about Beau, you need to stop your poor assumptions. Some adults can be friends with people of the opposite gender without banging because they have personalities.

          • Juan Julio

            fa-, "face-hole"? Is that an…..insult? honestly, i can't tell, that's like me calling you a "back dimple" or a "toe-nail". wow, so Beau ISN'T being withheld any play and he's still that much of a Screech?

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Beau's freaking hilarious and I'd do anything for him, but no, we aren't together. Asshat, facehole, whatever. Remember, Screech became a porn star.

              • The Living Tribunal

                Sorry, for not IMMEDIATELY refuting a drawn comparison between Dustin Diamond and said person, I have no choice but to declare Juan Julio the victor(though in all fairness, the similarities are uncanny).

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  Eh, fair win.

  • Nike

    #1 So THAT'S how they get those shoes up there!!!

  • Chris

    Actually, Nina, #11, is Bulgarian… but she did MOVE to Canada and may possess a passport? But yeah… not "Canadian." We can all now still wonder, "Yeah Canada!? What have YOU done lately?!"

    • Nateb123

      We've gotten hot Bulgarians to move here. QED

      • BloodScrubber

        Hell. Last week we had hot Kentuckians moving to Columbia!
        The world is coming to an end I tell ya!

    • ThisGuy

      Lately, not too much. Other than Team Canada beating Team USA at the World Juniors.

    • A Canuck

      We say "eh" alot, that's……something…

    • the devil

      We keep the pictures of the truly hot Canadian women for ourselves…

    • ERN23

      We gave you guys #22 and got #11 in another deal for #14. I'd saw we're pretty shrewd.

    • ssffs

      she sucks

  • FixedinDC

    i would marry #42 erin willett in a heartbeat, perfect wife material

  • aosux

    #2, hello! #16, gorgeous! #26, thank you!


    weak sauce, chive. guitar girl = no bueno and emma stone = overrated. just sayin….

    • damon

      you just said that guitar girl AND emma stone don't live up to your standards?

      your retardation must be this huge <————————————->
      to believe that statement

      • YEAH BOY!

        don't get me wrong, there are times where emma stone is hot. i just think she's overrated. and guitar girl, come on. come on, big D. you know i'm right.

    • aosux

      You think that because you give your sauce to guys

      • Average Chiver


  • chrisdg74

    #14 – No. No. A thousand times, NO.

    • Fishy

      How can they look at that picture and not see a problem?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      So Chris, #14 #22 or hhnf?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        None, who would wish that on anyone? *herf*

        • Freud Jackson

          *That's the only time I'm gonna thumb anything you say 'up'*

      • Random Norwegian

        Blonde girl in #14 is the same girl as in #25 – Norwegian blogger Voe – http://voe.blogg.no

    • AR Groan

      Oompa loompa doompety doo…

      • Adam

        "You Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round Like A Record Baby…"

        • its_forge

          Naw back in the day Pete was WAY WAY prettier than these two here.

  • Mello-

    MOAR WILLOW PLS gentlemen of THE CHIVE

  • Finder

    I fucking love Guitar Girl #42

  • Mello-

    Willow has the best tush ive seen in a while now!!! nice!!

  • Papichulo



    • jaysmooth

      would of been epic if Woody Harrelson would have came out afterward playing the banjo. xD

  • Bob

    #37 all day long. Russell Brand is one lucky bastard

    • MC Hammer

      Have you seen the picture of KP having just woken up? Not strong. Without the makeup and hair stylists (and in many cases, photoshop), she's pretty close to a butterface. Most/all of the Chivettes are hotter (or at least have better faces) by comparison.

      • Paul

        She has enough money for a lifetime supply of makeup, hence not a problem.

    • cantkillcastro

      No matter how hot she is, how great she is in the sack, how much money she has… some guy, some where has absolutely HAD it with her bullshit, and is glad she's someone elses fucking problem now.

  • Jimmy

    Willow, you can do this. #41

  • Jason

    #2 Gorgeous!
    #3 Joe dirts Gay cousin!
    #28 Fat Lindsay Lohan

    • Jason

      Sorry that was #4 Joe dirts gay cousin…..like it matters Fuck off!

  • Brandon

    More #25!

    • obvi

      Im in love with her and shes only15 😦 and from Sweden

      • obvi
      • Ghetto Black

        sheeeeiiit,dat don' mean shit to me, i stil teah dat pussay uhp.

      • Duh

        If you mean Sweden as in Norway, yes.

    • Brandon

      A video I would like to share of #25

      • Dunny_

        Christ I fell so dirty now, after watching for the 3rd time. Thanks for posting it!

    • Ben

      When I first saw this picture, my reaction was "woa". I definitely would not mind waking up next to her every day for the rest of my life. And I don't even like blondes.

    • pbear

      what's with thus sudden fascination of norwegian underage girls? she's only 15…

  • mantel

    ok, i give up, the chive is probably the best site in the wold

    #25, #41, #42

    • fjellapekatt

      Watch out for #25, she's Norwegian, and she turned 14 this year.
      I know, totally…

  • soooboredatwork

    21 How does the razor scooter come in to play? Did they both need to be in their underwear?

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