Sooooo….the Zodiac calender changed. Who makes these decisions? (13 Signs)

The revolution in Astrological signs brings us a new sign called Ophiuchus. Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that Ophiuchus has always been a constellation it just always got left out.

  • theragingmonk

    No wonder I noticed myself acting differently. My whole personality changed according to this. BS and nonsense for the weak of mind…….

    • Justin Hall

      Oh, you must be the new Asshole Zodiac.

  • alysinwunderland

    first birds are falling from the sky . . . now this?

  • Cristi Palincas

    I'm not a Taurus anymore?! Noooo!! My life is ruined, ruined I say!

    • mclendonmeister

      I used to be a Gemini, now how can I explain my double personality?

      • ckris King

        yea im gemini too i cant be a taurus, i hate cows

    • maynard

      I was a Taurus…now I'm a Hyundai!

    • RAGE

      Gah. Going from Gemini to Taurus is worse.

    • lolkimi

      eww..I don't want to be an Aries. GAY!

    • Robert

      Yeah but fuck that shit, i was born a Taurus, i'm gonna die a Taurus. Astrology is bullshit anyway.

      • Uminy

        stop being so stubborn

    • eclipze

      Now I'm Pisceses .. I dont even know how to spell. ARARRGGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHH … I NEED TO EAT!!!! great .. now i'm acting weird.

  • Mega-Tron

    #10, Who makes these signs up? who cares as long as they don't change mine.
    Then I heard they added a new one.

    • L00kAroundSome1

      Damn! First time in a while i've seen a good picture for libra! Gotta love that butt!

      (Fuck them, I sure as hell ain't no virgo.)

  • Bob

    Nonsense, I am still Scorpio not a bloody Virgo now.

    All superstitious crap anyway, horoscopes are pure fiction.

    • izzy

      seriously, you cant go from being an awesome scorpio to a damn…weird virgo……i have no idea what theyre supposed to be like but who cares

    • Evan Wilkinson

      How can I go from a sex crazed Scorpio to a frikin Libra… It just dosent make any sense!

    • AJR

      I went from being a Virgo to a Leo. Does that mean I've lost my astrological virginity?

  • hairlip

    I hate to burst anyones bubble but this stuff isn't real, it's just made-up supersticious nonsense. Astrology is the epitome of a non sequitur.

    Good day.

    • @withquotation

      actually astrology is real. very real. its called the star cycles. its our interpretation of the stars thats hog wash.

      • Ellie

        I think you mean astronomy…

    • EcceNemo

      Non-sequitur: "a statement (as a response) that does not follow logically from or is not clearly related to anything previously said."

      That word… I do not think it means what you think it means.

      • ZipMoose

        Awesome Princess Bride quote.

    • MattFoley

      Thanks, Dr. Sheldon Cooper

    • izzy

      YEAH debbie downer, astrology is real but this story is apparently not….so ur right debbie!

  • top dog

    Probably some nut thats not into it(zodiac) anyway.

  • Robert Logan

    I'm just glad I'm not cancer

  • Gecko

    I'm gonna do the same thing i did when the community decided to declare that PLUTO wasn't a Planet anymore.
    Ignore them

    • eo2

      Thank You

  • facebook

    whats #12? o.0

    • darioc

      that would be the new one ophiuchus

      • BloodScrubber

        Looks a bit like those little "fireworks" snakes you light and it piles out like crap thru a goose. Pfftt.

    • Jay

      Because I can't pronounce its name, I shall henceforth call you Merv.

      I'm submitting a picture of an older gentleman in a brown plaid shit sitting on a couch, one arm relaxed over the back, and the other point shooting at you, he'll be winking with a half smile.

      I'm hoping this will replace the newest sign.

      • Mook

        Hooked on phonics didn't work for you huh?

        O Ph i u chus

        Or for your retarded brain… oh-fi-YOU-kuss

        • dumdum

          who gives a shit?

        • Rabbit

          more like saying F U, pardon my french.

    • Ronniew Civella

      i read its a serpent holder lol

    • UGH

      are you serious?!?

    • AtomManhattan

      It's refered to as Serpentarius.

  • Kevin

    I don't care what anyone says, I'm still a Gemini, dammit

    • Jocelyn G

      Same! I don't want to be a freakin' Taurus!

    • XOS


      sentence…… and paragraph

  • RangerW

    This isn'r actually that new, there are two theories on the zodiac. Sidereal astrology claims the signs change over time as a result of the earths axis shifting. Tropical astrology (the mainstream one) doesnt take this into account and remains the same over time. I am 100% a Cancer and I'm not becoming a Gemini any time soon.

  • Yo Mamma

    The signs haven't changed. Most people use the Tropical signs, the standards. the signs that changed are the Sidereal astrology signs. its just a different version of zodiac signs. nobody really uses these. in a nutshell

  • MJoker

    I'm still a leo. 🙂 but the whole thing is a little confusing. why is scorpio's only for a week #11

    • andysniper

      that's exactly what i thought. fucking retarded. well more retarded than this farce already was.

    • Evan Wilkinson

      They decided Scorpios were too damned awesome and had to reduce the span in which they are created.

      • Sarah

        I was going to say something along that line – your version sounded way better

    • dumdum

      nooooo. don't make less scorpios. they are crazy in the sack!

    • futuristic amish

      go scorpio

  • ???

    Why does #3 look like the fish are 69ing?

    • BloodScrubber


      • Rabbit

        tail biters.

    • XOS

      because they are

  • DollarBillUK

    Damn, I'm still a picses :|! I don't wanna be a fish.

  • Gooner29

    For all the people who got a tattoo of their zodiac sign, I bet you wish you went with the Mario Bros. tattoo now… don't you?

    • witty176

      I was wishing that the day after I got it 😦 oh well gonna get it covered soon anyway 🙂

  • Stafferty

    I REJECT YOUR IDEAS ABOUT ASTRONOMY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!!! My new astrological sign is now Chuck Norris. Do You want to argue with me about it?

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  • Psy419

    Just to let everyone know, the last two comments are correct. Here is the official notice that nothing has changed and everyone just believes all of the $hit that flys around on the internet.

    • Shorty

      not that I disagree.. but you supplying a website as a validation to your claim that 'everyone just believes all of the shit that flys around on the internet' is a little bit of a contradiction don't ya think?

  • rob

    i remember the good ole days when i used to be a sagittarus

  • top dog

    Whats the name of it, analorifice?

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  • OwnerOfYou

    No they didn't. This is old (yesterday's) news. The above information is the celestial zodiac which most Easterners use. We westerners use the Tropical Zodiac. You're still what you were before.

    • asstrologer

      This guys right, its all propaganda

  • SotaVoce

    All I gotta say is Id believe in astrology/astronomy over religion…At least I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE STARS!"

  • Choad

    My theory is that tattoo sells are on a downward trend and someone somewhere decided a way to fix that would be to change the Zodiak signs so people would be forced to get their Zodiak sign tattoos re-done or covered up. It's a conspiracy I say! I'm not too pissed though still reppin' the Pisces.

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