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Sooooo….the Zodiac calender changed. Who makes these decisions? (13 Signs)

The revolution in Astrological signs brings us a new sign called Ophiuchus. Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that Ophiuchus has always been a constellation it just always got left out.

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  1. HoratioBoobles says:

    WTF does it mean to bee a Virgo? I used to be a Libra and haven't been a Virgo for 15 years.

  2. Careverga says:

    *calendAr

  3. Pani Booyah says:

    Astrology? Really? It's all a load of rubbish made up gibberish so meh

  4. hmmmm says:

    is #4 Princess Leia's dog ??????????????

  5. XOS says:

    so that outkast album..Aquemini…what do we call it now?

  6. Holly Sands says:

    How pissed would you be if you have your star sign tattoo'd on you (like my friend!) Lol Fail.

  7. Fixguy says:

    Ophiuchus is pronounced: Oh-fee-you-cuss. It's what I am now I guess…

  8. JstevensF says:

    I'm also now an aquarius, when I used to be a pisces. Thank God I didn't get a tattoo of it.

  9. Saint says:

    note to editor:
    a sharper image has been found of #12, please update ASAP!
    http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/206/original

  10. HAHAAAA says:

    *points finger and laughs at* all people who got a tatoo of their zodiac sign. XD

  11. Anna says:

    Well, my sign hasn't changed:

    "The "changes with the planetary alignment and stars" that changed the zodiac signs only changed in 2009/2010 so it affects people born from then on."

  12. they knew what they knew when they changed my sign to the dude with the great snake in the pants #12

  13. Anonymous says:

    Is it just me or does the new sign look like hes butt flossing with a snake??

  14. I don't abide…
    The Topical says I'm still Taurus!
    The Bull is a lot better than a freaking ram!

  15. RicoSan80 says:

    Damn my birthday was 2 days ago! And I'm no longer a Carpicorn.

  16. Josh says:

    I am lost …..

  17. AtomManhattan says:

    Astrology is as fictitious as Christianity.
    It's all depends on how you look at it, but it's merely imposed meaning by mankind. For instance- time didn't technically exist until we created it, made clocks, divided the world into twenty-four time zones, et cetera…use your brain, people.

    "Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces."

  18. Bobo says:

    So Scropio only has 6 days? As soon as the stars realined or whatever happened I could feel the change all through my body. What a bunch of crap!

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