Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

  • thomas

    #5 like a boss

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      is his name thomas?

      • IRIEWAY

        is it SSSStuart?
        Looks like they repealed Dont ask Dont tell also

    • that_weed_guy

      and a single fuck was not given that day

    • Jellis10

      like a douche in training,,probie should be grabbin hose

  • jason

    FIRST 🙂

    • aosux

      #1 It looks like someone is snowing on Matt Daaaamon's ice cream

      • Matt Daaaamon

        This is bullshit! Fuck you snow!

    • walkingdeadonline

      And couldn't even do that right.

  • jason


  • makers mark

    #4 Don't fucking do it!!!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      he dared me, you warned me, I still did, and now I am forever worse for it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        What happened? I'm guessing it's NSFW

        • The Real D. Nozzle

          not if your a doctor…

          • Dr. Dave

            even if you're a doctor….

    • Phil

      It's pretty awesome, you should definitely search for blue waffles.

      • dont cha know

        dammit i gotta do it

        • dont cha know

          OMFG, first picture too! WTFFFFFFFF?????

          • ron

            told ya

            • Anthony da man

    • quintus

      …so what happens?

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        only one way to be sure my friend…

      • LOLOLOLO8P

        Guys its a Vagina thats blue and like is exploding *barfs* it's nasty as s***

    • nicKtheDick

      cannot be unseen

    • nemesis

      Eh, it could be worse.

      • Hogphan

        Really?!? Top it then….

        I DARE YA!!!

        • kikiklas

          giant cheese taco, mustard snack, special fried rice and hit the I'm feeling lucky for the biggest impact. *evil chuckles*

    • Lil Jon
      • Nice!!

        This man wins

      • Joel

        Anoyone else notice the :/ face?

        • Felcus

          Only a Chiver would…

    • ELP

      That is bad, bad, bad

    • docbrown

      OMFG! JFC! Once you see it, it can't be undone. Good god is that horrible!!

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      blue eggo waffle? o.0

      • Logic76

        Leggo my EGGO!!

    • shamshe

      OH MY ….. *BARF* fulll screen! so much blue waffle

    • chance

      I think i'm gonna be sick

    • Maverick


    • Keith

      Damn it man!!!

    • sandi

      have barf pail at the ready.

    • jeffrey dahmer

      ohh god

    • Axman

      Excuse me… i have to go wash my eyes..in acid.

      • kevguy

        i searched blue eggo. i was bored

      • Joel


    • Ben

      After looking up 'Blue waffle' I got the immediate urge to bite my tongue off and choke on my own blood.

    • Redge

      #39 is how to unsee blue waffle. Worked for me 🙂

    • Luke

      It actually turned me on a little

      • Moby

        LoLoL, my favorite kind of humor. Wait, you weren't kidding were you o.o

    • mtpuckhead

      Blue Waffle for the LOSS!!!!

    • abipolarguy
    • Paz

      I did immediately.

    • Vzla-FTW

      i'm sure this will make you forget about blue waffle

      • Poot

        Egg Fried Rice

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1788105749 Mate Bozanic

        Chivers, don't do it!!!

    • lfsg

      and that way I decided I'll never have sex again in my life

    • BillyBob

      Dare accepted………SON OF A….

    • CanadianGirl

      ….. I was eating….

    • xiteme9447

      I tried this with the safe search on and still got the same image as with it off. Yuck, hope I never see it in person.
      I wonder how many people would still hit it if they were out drinking and the chic they picked up turned out to be like this.

    • Lisa_Martin

      I didn't do it. I will rely on my fellow chivers and stay un-scarred. I am going to have a boatload of fun getting my friends to google image it though. 😀 🙂

      • yup

        I wasn't even sure what the search term was supposed to be. Searched for blue waffles and got to a yahoo answer page. Even in words that sounded horrible. Oh well, it's the internets.

    • The Spicy Italian

      IT'S A TRAP!!!

    • Patty
    • Kickles

      yeaaa, I worked in a morgue for 18 months…no reaction to the blue waffle…

    • Piggy

      It looks like a creature from Star Wars. or what an Ewoks face would look like if it exploded

    • MiPod

      If you look at google trends, you can see that chive is way behind on this. As well, Ireland seems to like it for some strange reason….

    • http://twitter.com/EricDLarson4278 @EricDLarson4278


    • ATouchofInsanity

      Dare Accepted…not that impressed. I work in a hospital and I've seen a lot grosser than this. Try watching an old man shuffle to the bathroom with balls that hang to his knees…now that is nasty…

    • Jim Beam
    • yoav^^^

      his right!
      if u wanna keep your love for sex – DON"T DO IT!

    • DuDE

      Search "Blue Waffle Erk."
      …and you'll be fine.

    • TherealJoel

      I went to do it and noticed the google captions immediately after blue waffle. stopped me in my tracks.

    • floscar

      YOu fucking bastard!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Teitn Sebastián Nullo

      OMFG!!! It's bluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggg

    • Tom

      the image will haunt me forever, thanks chive

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #12 – Our argument is invalid.

    • Poot

      Black people are so silly

    • Logic76

      If those were mexicans on the subway, he'd be a pinata! Pinche huey…

  • Peter

    I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.

    • Hells yeah

      Hmmm. I agree, shallow and pedantic.

      • Brendan

        Hmm.. indeed.

        • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo


  • Shitfaced

    What's with the waffle? Fuck it, I'm gonna do it.

    • Brozy

      IT'S A TRAP!

    • bluthfan


    • Shitfaced

      I shouldn't have done that.

      Those images will haunt my nightmares forever.

    • Jimmy

      good luck bro.

    • wyatt

      nooooo!!!!! dont!!!!!

    • shamshe

      NOOOOOOOOO!!!! you will not unsee it!

      • dont cha know

        im feelin a lil woozy here

        • Lau

          You get a thumbs up for quoting scary movie, even if you didn't mean to

    • TIM

      What the hell. Why is that shit on there. I wish I had not done that!!!!

    • SirDerpalot

      Its like finding a week old roast beef sandwich in your backpack, and unwrapping it anyway. Don't do it!!

    • thatwasntthequestion

      The blue waffle…now added to those things that can't be unseen…like 2 girls, goatse, ogrish…

    • Vzla-FTW

      y'all wanna forget about it???? search "special fried rice", look in the images, and tell me wich one doesn't belong

      • schnizz

        oh god wtf was that?!?

  • Anon

    #39 MOAR

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

      my thoughts excatly…

    • Ian

      Ann Angel. Google that shit!

      • Shitfaced

        Thanks for the tip – that was fap-tastic.

    • that_weed_guy

      she looks awesome

    • http://twitter.com/noxesthor @noxesthor

      I concur!

    • ABO

      Or is it Alicia Sacramone?

    • devil may care

      No doubt, look at that glorious love mound! Good God want wouldn't I do to that?

    • anon

      tineye search her, it's a porn set- she gets nude, I wouldnt be surprised if chive "found" her

    • wrcdriver

      oh god! please find her!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000002013938 Roberto Barreiro

      MOAR!!!!! my brain froze when scrolling down!!!!

    • Joey B

      You gotta find this girl!

    • stingorarr

      does anyone actually read the replies? Find her yourself, she's been an internet model (nude and non nude) for years. Ann Angel. Might I suggest the college girl set from her earlier work.

    • payne

      ive seen here website and the other naked pics of her

  • Brother Maynard

    #38 #40 #41
    Order win.

    • Train2k

      #41 #40 #38
      Order of loss…lol

  • Thirty

    #39 – right there in the middle of the dirty muddy road I would crush it.

    • Eddie

      Tineye it.

    • Derp

      Ann Angel or Anne Angel. Google her (with safe mode off).

  • Brother Maynard

    #39 #40 #41
    Order win, my typing fail.

    • TherealJoel

      your first one worked well actually..

  • ISU Birds

    #15 seems reputable and #33 is terrifying!

    • Logic76

      Looks like she has a blue waffle down there

    • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

      i'd do her!

      • DURRRRRR

        inew someone had to say it!

    • Stevo


  • BloodScrubber

    #27 How ALOT of Chivers felt after reading about Chris and Shannons engagement today on TheChive.

    • CalculatedRisk

      I would so cover that thing in talc powder, just so that I could caption it:


  • Phil

    #36 failbox needed cooling, but didn't want to be alone.

    • broham

      Comment fail needed correcting, but couldn't leave it alone. All components are nicely elevated and open on two sides. No extra cooling is needed.

      • Phil

        Yeah not to mention front and back are wide open… Nerd overkill.

        But seriously Xbox red ring all the time.

    • Spivias

      im actually kinda wondering how he power all those computer case fans

    • ODB

      First thought…badass. Second thought…wife will never let me do this. Ah, to be young and a virgin still.

  • The Hatter

    You just can't unsee that image

    • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

      and i dont want to either!!

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    #13 – isn't she like 16 in that picture? chive will be getting a call from the fcc or whoever the fuck polices pedophile images…

    • Jimmy

      for what? there is nothing illegal in it lol

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        images depicted minors in a sexually explicit light.

        • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

          not sexual, it is a fetish that has nothing to do with sex. Quit being a douchebag and go away.

        • meno

          I think if you see it in a sexually explicit light you need to get help.

    • http://www.voiceonvoices.co.uk Pyp

      16 is legal in my country so no problems here!!

      Not like I would anyway, not my type at all.

    • Saru

      I saw a new term today on Urban Dictionary and it seems appropriate. Concern Troll. That is all

    • its_forge

      You're an amazingly fucking pathetic idiot.

    • zombie

      They'll backtrace it! YOU DONE GOOFED!

    • the dude

      fuck you dick you should be banned of the chive canadian!!!!


      i would really spend a whole paragraph calling you a waste of space, but i think its pretty much covered.

      Thanks Chivers! I can now spend more time looking at Chivetts.

    • Mos

      Guys who over react to pictures like this are inevitably pedos themselves. They see sex where normal people see humor. Hopefully you don't have a youg daughter.

      • ODB

        Not illegal, but someone taking the time to make that is creepy. Throw in jail? No. Take off the list of possible babysitters? Indeed.

  • Shaun

    #38 Nice toploader NES

    • Sangimil

      I totally agree that baby is an awesome NES

  • Taffysack

    Hahaha #4 you evil bastard!

    • Luke


    • Vancemang

      I saw this a long time ago, when I read the pic I just smiled. I couldn't stop thinking about all of the eyes that were about to be molested.

    • the dude

      aww dude

  • Brother Maynard

    As long as they have a good shape and don't sag, there is no too big.

  • Airwalktdk

    #13 made me lol

  • docbrown

    #46 I don't believe there is such a thing as too big. Not in my mind at least. Chive on. Giggity.

  • Shaun

    #36 Nice toploader NES, that is

  • DanielB

    #42 Sooooo hot

    • Jesus

      I fucking love her.

    • llama beans

      She sucks. One trick pony and that pony sucks.

    • ODB

      Funny and smart is sexy. Plus, she probably has a low self esteem still.

  • WTFever

    "Looks legit Babe, I'll pick you up after the game"

    • FML

      "Kay, babe. Oh, and pick up a rape kit on the way back."

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    #21 tasty at the same way…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

      i mean #29 lol :$

      • Ravienne_Cullen

        I was really starting to wonder about you, Diana o.0

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

          loool sorry,it was a mistake xD

    • Kaelen

      WAKA WAKA!!

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