• Tylrd67

    Douche…I mean first!

    • BobPlant

      you had it right, you are a douche-first wuss

    • The Dude

      Hey just piggy backing off this post to ask can we have more things that bounce Gif's.

      I miss them.

  • Marc


  • jeff

    this happened last week… not vday… still a great FAIL

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Yes, but I'm sure the crippling depression and mountain of empty Ben & Jerry's cartons are still weighing heavy on his heart.

  • CousinChad88

    Super lame.

  • gofistyourself

    she just saved him from a living hell !

    • Irock

      Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted And raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and left the toilet seat up and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank.

      The end

      • heavyD

        *wipes tear of the eye* that was beautiful!! 😥

      • blamee

        Cool story, bro

        • cal411

          You speak the truth…

  • ohOK

    I love the way your cut your cupcake? Are you fucking serious no wonder she said no.

    • marriedDudeBro

      Moron was rambling on and on about cupcakes! No way she could say yes in the face of that inane shit.

  • jeff


    • dean

      Depending on the girl he could be very correct

  • Ron

    I call Fake on this

    • obvi

      yup i agree…. looks like bad acting to me.

    • hmmm

      wow ron, without you i would be lost. thanks for clearing that up!

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        no need to be a dick

    • hater

      fake as fuck.

      • itsmemrtom

        you fake fucking? your girlfriend must hate you

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    ouch. that really hurt dude. any follow up on the story?

    • Ben from Aus

      He died

    • Shoestring

      He didn't get married, lived a long a happy life.

    • Dr Doom

      He shot her down, then turned the gun on himself…everyone wins

  • klew

    Why on earth would you propose in a food court in a mall??

    • Beth Vogel

      Exactly what I was thinking. Lame.

    • BaJezzus

      he said in the video that that was where they met.

      • guest

        I met my girlfriend at a Michael Vick's house during a dog fight. As romantic as that may have been, I wouldn't have proposed to her there… and I SURE as hell wouldn't have filmed it. Not only because he's been out of the fighting game for a couple years now… not even because they didn't allow cameras anywhere near the ring… just because it would have been tacky as hell.

        • Fuck Paula

          Not as tacky as this pathetic attempt at humor…

          • Your Name

            Yeah, that was pretty bad

    • Slappy

      You ask in the food court because you really don't want to get married, but you want to look like the victim rather than the non-committing douche. Well played, sir.

    • its_forge

      Was just about to say that. A fricking FOOD COURT? How romaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnntic NOT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      cuz it's fake

  • Wolfram


  • Beth Vogel

    I still think I would rather have this happen to me than play Dead Space 2…

    Also, I think I would have said yes to the guy just to make the whole crowd thing easier on him. Then after you've walked out of the building, say no.

    • Picard_

      AMG! another Chump complaining about a completely avoidable ad on the internets! Learn to Learn!

      • kewlboarder62

        You do realize that Adblock Plus (Beta) on chrome, which is the direct transfer of Adblock Plus on Firefox does not block the ad. Neither does the extension simply titled Adblock, which stole a bit of ABP's thunder.

        But I am sure you knew that. Since every time somebody mentions the ads you constantly repeat yourself.

        (firefox does work though, shame I have to keep a copy of it solely for thechive.)

    • Doogie Howser MD

      I thought that 2…why not just say yes in public? Everything else can be taken care of later…

      • duh

        cause then you couldn't make a fake video for the internet

  • Chad

    I wish the millions of twenty-somethings with "musical theater" degrees would stop posting staged shit in hopes of securing their 3 seconds of viral fame.

    Fake and lame.

    • duh

      -insert same comment verbatim here-

    • guest

      hahah chad. your such a chad

  • Jimmy

    How did the deadspace ad start playing in the middle of this clip!?!?!


    where's the Beam? cus this guy is gonna need it by the barrel

  • Caustic Corsair

    Proposing in the mall food court, real romantic, dumbass. Hate to say it but he deserved what he got.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Kinda like using the Jumbo-tron to propose. If she hates going to the games anyway, she isn't going to want to be proposed to there…

    • Mcardle

      If you listen it was because that was where they first met, Not an uncommon proposal site.

    • duh

      ……or cause it was fake and it was the first place those college kids could think of that would have a lot of people around for thier horseshit viral video.

      • Jen

        thank you, duh.

  • Fisheyes

    The food court? Really? With a guitarist? In the food court?! What a douche.

    • Slappy

      I witnessed a proposal at a Chili's and my wife looked at me and said "I would have said no if you had proposed here."

  • http://twitter.com/transitshawn @transitshawn

    i smell bullshit. Fake!

  • Caca

    I would have LOL so hard and fallen on the floor pissing myself, if that was REAL! I think the funniest thing about that whole video was how horrible that other dude's singing was.

  • floscar

    Well, I would have been like OMG she said no, but how many times has this been done as a publicity/view count stunt? I reserve my "Uh-Oh"s until the chive says "This wasn't us."

  • Jack Burton

    Fake, but great.

  • JPC217


  • Jason Dean

    These ads are more annoying than bat wings.

  • ghjk


  • douchebagistan

    Nothing says romance like proposing in a food court in a mall.

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