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  • Mike

    They said he could be anything…so he became a jump rope GOD. #5

    • GK-4

      jump roping b-boys…

  • MigraineBoy

    #9 makes my skin crawl…

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Hey, ugly whores have to douche too.

    • http://www.stefanhartman.com/ stefanhartman

      makes me hard…

    • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

      makes my dong crawl

  • BigDingo

    #9 's parents are so proud

    • COCO

      I hope no one drinks the water. I wonder how it taste like?

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        like aids

        • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

          gatoraids!

  • BigDingo

    #6 and #10 the force is strong with their opponents

  • tommybhoy

    #4 Full Metal Jacket….what a movie!

    Gny Sgt Hartman FTW
    "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around"

    • Henrik

      ''Do you suck dick?!''
      ''NO SIR!''
      ''Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!''

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        "How tall are you, private?"
        "5'9" Sir"
        "5'9"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

  • opiateofthemasses073

    Couldn't help staring at #9 for a while…

    • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

      She was actually pooping there but it's very hard to tell since the water washes it away so fast.

  • jetrome

    #9 "Mom, do you ever get that… not-so-fresh feeling?"

    • Sharky

      Then Buy Dr. Schultz Niagara 3000.
      Industrial-Strength Douches for Industrial-Strength Skanks

  • leocast

    #8 its never fun to lose to you little brother

    • HANK

      Ya but the best part is even when you do lose to him you can knock the shit out of him with your keyboard and there is nothing he can do about that

    • Guest

      He would've gotten that laptop shoved so far up his ass….

  • Haywood Jablomie

    #9 awhhhh SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!

  • Robb

    #3 is an epic fail, but I was laying there so they fell on me!
    #9 is an epic win! the more i look at it, the more i wanna be that water!

    • Alex

      creepy mf

    • Feeder of Trolls

      That water now has 4 different STDs … are you sure you still want to be it?

    • phideauxe

      This guy has never been laid.

    • zzz

      girl on the left is hot.. find her!! #3

  • blake honda

    #6 Christiano Boshaldo

    • dean

      i used to like bosh, seemed like a nice guy, but after this and that 1 for 18 he shot the other day, wow.

  • Master Bait

    #6 like a bosh

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      but in this case, "Like a Bosh" is a BAD thing….:@

      • HARD

        Thanks for clearing that up.

    • Raptorfan

      More like "like a bitch".

      Too bad he didn't keep the Ru Paul hair…

  • whatthefuhh

    #10
    Red – Bring it on pussy!
    White – Aight you little bitch!
    *turns around*
    – Guys hold my hockey stick

    • Randy

      Ruutu is a Jedi.

      • Phil

        Nah, I think it's just the stick he hooks behind the guy's knee

    • Smokey

      And now the captain of your 2011 Toronto Maple Leafs…

  • Vince

    #6 Boom legshot?

    • BeccaB86

      I believe he catches him in the temple with his right elbow. You can see his head snap slightly as it comes across… right before the delayed reaction flop.

  • PWNT

    #9 People think I'm listening to music while I watch this what with all the head nodding.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #6 the destructive power of armpit sweat

    • Sharky

      i smell an off-the-chain batshit-crazy Old Spice commercial in the making…

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        that would be epic, dude. epic!

  • HawkPilot

    #9 CLASSY… or something like that.

  • Musje83

    #6 And you americans keep whining football (sorry, 'soccer') is a sport for girls ans pussies. Ha, fail.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roberto-Barreiro/100000002013938 Roberto Barreiro

      well played Sir!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

        but he got up and played again without the aid of some 'magic spray'…. xD

        • ClamSlayer

          Right, he got back up and played without putting his hands over his face and crying like a little bitch.

          • Musje83

            And? It is a "schwalbe" nontheless. Remember, a soccer game lasts twice as long so it can be a strategic decision to get your team an extra 10-20 seconds to reposition themselves. It doesn't happen a lot (you seem to think schwalbes are common practice, don't know how that fairytale started) but when it happens, it is usually genuine pain combined with a little acting. The fact this NBA player got up after faking, doesn't make it less of a schwalbe. So yeah, stop whining at soccer, we all like different things (we don't crave fat food like americans do for example). Get over it.

            • ClamSlayer

              We don't crave fat food like americans? WTF are you talking about. I see your third world education is paying off.

              • Musje83

                http://www.news-medical.net/news/20110207/Obesity
                Just a recent example. (" The United States reached the highest level among wealthy countries with an average BMI of 28, putting its residents in the overweight range. ")

                Oh, and about education (I am european):
                http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/edu_uni_top_500

                I love the United States but you are an obese people, and on avergage not as well educated as Western Europeans. It's a fact, sorry man.

                • ClamSlayer

                  So, your education is so superior that it causes you to argue BMI when discussing flopping in soccer? I bow to the king of all EuroTrash. You are clearly superior to all of us. Enjoy your meaningless existence. I have better things to do than to discuss BMI with a soccer princess.

                  • Musje83

                    Actually, I made a simple statement about soccer not being the only sport in the world with players faking a foul for their own benefit. You then failed to read everything I wrote except the part about fat food (which was just a friggin example) and reacted on it, so don't you go blaming me about getting offtopic.
                    Never said I was superior, nobody is. Baseball, American Football and Basketball aren't superior to Soccer, Rugby or Tennis, either. Get over it.

                    • Bud Ugly

                      However, based on my experience in following the NBA for about 15 years, I'm under the impression that most of the flopping in the NBA started when South American and European players started mass-entering the NBA. Therefore, soccer may not be the only sport in the world with players flopping and faking fouls, but soccer could very well could be blamed for it.

                    • Musje83

                      Yeah allright, I can agree to that.

                      Funny thing is, I am not much of a football-adept myself (I do love the Euro and World cups). I just think it's funny how only the Americans can whine about soccer being a dull game played by sissies. Like what the hell, you suck at it so try harder before bitchin B)

                    • Achmed

                      SILENCE!

                    • 1915

                      But yeah soccer players are bitches… and so are basketball players. You didn't prove they were not, only that bballers are too

          • Bud Ugly

            "Right, he got back up and played without putting his hands over his face and crying like a little bitch."

            Despite my argument against Musje83, I also have to disagree with this. He didn't get right back up… if you actually watched it (more than just that gif), you'd see Bosh did lie on his back and squirm around, holding his face and acting like that elbow made more contact than it actually did.

    • dean

      you didn't see that ecuador vs. chile game did you? where the dude grabs his opponent's arm and hits himself in the face with it?
      regardless of whether or not getting a free kick is good strategically, being able to look yourself in the mirror after and still call yourself a man is worth more.

    • v4vendetta14

      You are still a faggot for the skinny jeans/suits and calling soccer football.

      • CreepsAreForKeeps

        You are a faggot for calling yourself v4vendetta.

        Football, is played with the feet. American football is played with hands. If you want to rename anything, surely it should be your adaptation. Football was created a long time before American football.

        Skinny jeans i can accept, but suits?

    • JAS

      That's why I don't watch basketball anymore. They're learning from the European Futballers 😦

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roberto-Barreiro/100000002013938 Roberto Barreiro

    #9 ooo the summer! 😀

  • braaargh

    #9 What a tramp

  • wut

    #10 jarko ruutu….i think only matt cooke can rival him as the biggest fag in hockey

    • Guse

      I've always wanted him, Jordin Tootoo, and Johnathan Cheechoo to get traded to the same team… any team, simply because the Ruutu, Tootoo, and Cheechoo line would be awesome!

    • Guse

      And, yes, I know that they're all right wings. Don't crap on my dream!

    • lolkimi

      Avery is a fag too

    • uohui

      Ruutu aint no fag and he can also play.

    • Saireinji

      Dion Phaneuf, one of the most overrated NHL player

  • hurr

    second

  • gregnjon@yahoo.com

    First

  • Sauru

    #6 is whats wrong with sports today. #9 is why i love the chive

  • JOE

    #9 BEST GIF EVER…LMAO!

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