Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Random

    #35 – nope, I still don't see a zombie

    • JHL1

      ok, I'll say it…
      More of zombie-girls breasts!

    • Adam Sandler

      i had to stare at it for half an hour.. but if you look real close just above the boobs theres a zombie. it's hard to spot there behind the boobs.

      • chived

        "behind the boobs"? ive yet to find this place…

    • Zombreast

      Booooobiiiiies, booooooobies.

    • hapa_nerd

      I want a shirt like this!

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        I have a shirt like that. But it doesn't look as pleasant when I show the zombie. Could be the pasty white, hairy, slightly pudgy look i have goin on.

        • Jessica Condrey

          I was gonna send something like this in at Halloweenand using my "Ask me about my Zombie costume" t-shirt :p haha ah well, hers is awesome all the same

    • Rey

      But I do see wet boobs. Sweaty sweater-muffins. num num

    • Stephen

      Chive where do I get that have u seen my zombie shirt????
      Gotta have it gotta have it!!!!!!

  • Shearede

    Anyone else watching Modern Marvels: Salt right now?

    • jeff

      no im working… dick.

    • mipo2010

      sadfully enough I am…And watched the distillery episode prior to that

      • oh4fuckssake

        get a job.

    • Urban

      I'm at work too, but looking at DAR baby!

      • vic

        Was watching scooby doo.


  • eyrish219

    #3 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??

    • BobSugar

      The totally regretting last night hand on forehead… lookaway of shame.

      • alister

        i'm finding that i'm somewhat intrigued by this photo. it looks like it could have been an interesting story. probably.

        • Speed

          The ugly woman is a Finnish 'celebrity', the guy just got married to her… No I'm not joking, that is the actual story.

    • Rodney

      Oh PRINGLES!

  • RiKo

    #48 #49 thanks Chive!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook


    • Grant

      accidental boob for the spontaneity aspect.

    • KyleGamgee

      I'm going with Accidental

    • TCUchiver

      would kill to see the rest of #48

      • BloodScrubber

        Either way….made my day. Respect….Chive.B)

    • Thatwasntthequestion

      I think the answer is "Yes".

      • SeaBassEX


    • alister


      • Tyrone

        nice tattoo on your pussy

    • the frenchman


  • llano2

    #10 is still excellent

    • sean

      who is this?

      • Dubs327

        I have been trying to find her for months!

    • JHL1

      Don't know her name but here's more… http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/glass

    • gottfried

      FIND HER!

    • Willow

      if you look reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaalllyy closely… you can see a nipple ๐Ÿ˜€

  • T.T. Tiger

    #31 #48 #49 Nothing wrong with that

  • Trainguy

    #7 – Awesome

    • jaynecobb

      Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?? is it

    • amber

      this is why you're fat

      • Amber's BF

        And this is why you are a fuckin cunt.

      • OwnerOfYou

        You shut the hell up and get back in that kitchen. Go make me one of these… or at least the best sammich of your life if you know what's good for you.

    • superman

      What is this? Why, sir, it's pure genius! French-Fry-Hot-Dog-On-A-Stick!

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    Remember how bad hell hath no fury sucked? I wonder what she is doing…maybe paula knows.

    • http://www.facebook.com/King373 Ben King

      I had no problem with her….moved on to greener pastures, I assume.

    • quintus

      Why do you care?

    • Jak

      I think his point is that Paula is HHNF for those of you with a room temp IQ

    • Just sayin'

      She moved on from the real Douche Nozzle.

    • Paula_

      Maybe HHNF evolved into me? Who knows… Maybe she still sucks… I could do with that…

      – the one you love to hate

    • Lisa

      HHNF is not "Paula" because Paula's a charlie uniform november tango. HHNF on the other hand, is busy having a real life. She'll look at thechive every now and then, but mostly, she's doing her own thing and that is very chivish. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        I secretly have a crush on HHNF, but it scares me since I like men so much. Therefore, I need to pick on her like I am in 3rd grade

        • The Real D. Nozzle

          wrong, i have a crush on paula. get it straight.

          • Paula_

            You had me worried there for a moment! Phew!

            – the one you love to hate

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        you can say cunt lisa. it is ok.

        so, before she didn't have a real life?

        • Lisa

          I use "that" word very sparingly. It's just vulgar. It absolutely applies in this case.

          And yes HHNF had a life before thechive. She's just got a better one now. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Troll Alert

      Did that seem like an entire troll conversation by the same troll?

      • Ryno

        Though annoying at times, HHNF is much wittier than Paula, or the number of people who post as Paula.

  • Cris_Ron

    Star Wars girl is UGLY!!!
    you fat nerds that nevger got any seem to like her. just sayin…

    • YeWhoShallNotBeNamed

      and you sir, are an ass.

      • natron

        and I do believe his gene pool is overly chlorinated.

    • jeff

      not ugly… after 12 shots shes hot. or nerds…. a 12 pack of red code MD.

    • Mike Ock


    • Jak

      I wouldn't call her ugly but she didn't need weeks of anticipation. She better make Jessica Alba look average with that much build-up.

      • DaddyD

        If we consider a point scale from 1-10, you have to realize that she could have been a 1 or a 2 and John and Leo were just messing with us by building up the tension. Personally, I would rate her face about a 7 (with Mila and 8, Jessica Alba a 9, and Charlize a 10). That's not too bad. In fact, it's pretty damn good.

        If you were expecting an 11, then you're just a spoiled brat. Go back to your stolen copies of Barely Legal.

    • Johnny

      Chris "DA DOUCHE" Ron

    • sceneitb4

      Just because your last girlfriend had a nozzle in the back of her neck is no reason to get angry at Star Wars Girl.

    • hapa_nerd

      Comments like this may be the reason Star Wars Girl didn't initially reveal herself.. and they are definitely the reason countless Chivettes don't submit their pictures each week. Way to go!

    • Maynard B.

      Your spelling, grammar and punctuation suck. Also, you're a hater.

    • OwnerOfYou


    • Gabs

      Dude lol , you shouldn't be sayin aything at all, for the rest of your life. Douches.. too stupid to have an opinion.

  • RiKo

    #26 well played dude. well played..

    • Mike

      is that a heart in the exclamation mark at the end????? well played indeed sir! if its a female teacher

    • TCUchiver

      notice that it is addressed to Paula as well….

    • Lisa

      That's a hilarious drawing. I wonder exactly what she wants to see him for? "Disciplinary action"? {whistles lowwwww} LOL

    • fibonacci5150

      I'd not have such guts, nor balls to turn that in. Resident badass would

      • schango

        By the comment at the top of the paper, it looks like the teacher knows the parent. Therefore, the student may know the teacher personally. So it may have been easy for them to turn that it. Also, the handwriting at the top and at the bottom do not match.

        • schango

          Not saying it wasn't funny. That shit was clever and hilarious.

  • chrisdg74

    #48 #49 Don't know. But they both gave me an accidental erection.

    • Paula_

      Oh man up! #48 FTW!

      – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/andydurandy Andrew Durand

      49 = Megan Dedousis

      • aosux

        Due, no one cares who that is. Who is #48?!!

    • Dan

      Does that mean you're accidentally straight?

    • Jethro

      Ummm, no accident I totally planned this one here. Bah hah ahah!

  • ProvenZer0

    #22 & #25…thank You

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Dennison/15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      careful with #25 Chive asian posts are 80% traps

    • Lisa

      Here's hoping #25 won't be a lady boy gallery. Twisted Chive. ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Nick702

    #49 How about intentional underboob with accidental slip

  • WTFever

    #9 OR…..the gators just lost another one and he's pissed.

    • IRock

      As a Gator fan, I say to you, "well played….well played".

  • TIZ

    #10 ….YES!

    • Andrew

      I still want MOAR.

      • Ab Latif


    • Rob

      FIND. HER.

    • CatCupcake

      Who is she? Must have MOAR.

    • Chivemaster


  • BeccaB86

    #26 is frickin' hilarious!

    • Charlie

      Suspicious heart under exclamation point in the "see me after class" portion is suspicious.

  • The Guy

    #3 Thumbs up if you've been there…

    • aosux

      Where? Hangin out with George W. and a $3 hooker in a hotel with booze and meth?! Oh yeah, I've done that a time or 2

    • urban

      I wouldn't hit that for free.

      • The Guy

        Exactly. That's how the night begins but then 1 shot of Jager turns to 8 and next thing you know, you're this guy in the morning.

        • jay

          They got married the night before…B list celebrities from Finland…

  • yaknow


  • Random Crazy Guy

    #28 Double duckface?

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

    #48 #49 Great ending to a rough day!

  • Paula_

    Chivers & Chivettes, I'm sorry I wasn't here today, good to see I made it back just in time for the DAR.
    Miss me much?

    – the one you love to hate

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      oh hell hath no fury, you so crazy.///

    • metalcool36


      • The Real D.Nozzle

        Yay, they finally posted one of my pics! #5

        • The Real D. Nozzle

          that is not me. i have seen plenty of pictures of me before and I can tell that is not me. the pixels are all wrong.

          • Rumplekillskin

            LOL, You're having an argument with yourself, Nozzle.

            I think you (1st you) was trying to say that you sent the pic and therefore wrote the caption, not that the pic was of you.

            • http://www.facebook.com/shabaaz7 Shabaaz Mohammed


    • Matt

      tits or gtfo

  • Richard

    #48 moar, moar MOOOAR!!!

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    • Stigma222

      it's the best thing since pennut butter jelly and bacon

  • chiver132

    #48 accidental everyday!

    but no real losers either way

  • FJLA

    #27 because there is a 12- 1 guy to girl ratio?

    • JONAS

      RIGHT ON!!! I was going to post the exact same thing word for word lol

    • The Real D.Nozzle

      I like those odds! Yoo-hoo soldier boy, 5 dollar, make you holler!

    • Barbarian

      no, because Miss USA AND Miss Universe came to our school. don't hate man, we're all fighting the good fight.

      • Myrtle

        You are all assassins anyway….

      • MAJ Fajardo

        LOL, if by fighting the good fight you mean hitting on plebes and masturbating furtively to Maxim while your roommate's at a lab, then right on.

        Come to West Point; do battle with your enemies, TAC Officers, alcoholism and insomnia; become a 'leader of character'.

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