Vending machines full of ‘WTF’. No, really (18 Photos)

  • MikeofLA

    Beer Vending machine FTMFW!

  • ashleyging

    #8 #11 they should have these in America

    • BigHate

      They did have the pizza one but it didn't sell well. As for the batteries, a lot of colleges have vending machines with school supplies including batteries.

      • ashleyging

        what the hell i must have been in a daze. i meant to put #1 and #9 Beer and sex toys. not batteries and pizza, that's crazy and I would never eat pizza that came from a vending machine

        • V4vendetta14

          You have to respect a girl that likes beer and anal beads…

        • mikeofla

          They switched the order.

      • Brad

        was it oven baked or microwaved pizza?

  • 13ms13

    The ones with condoms look useful

    • Tomas Larence Calvillo

      They have vending machines full of condoms on every floor in my schools dorms lol.

      • Pete Ribaudo

        what are "condoms"?

        • will

          75 cent insurance policies

          • Vince

            Pulling out is free.

            • hapa_nerd

              And how my brother came to be. Not always effective.

  • Israeli_Rob

    #6 FTW! great reading stuff!

  • Kyle

    #14 get em there or the woman standing next to it.

  • Brian

    you would, Japan.

    • prat_attack

      yes they would. Only place in the world where in the same vending machine stack you can get beer, cigarettes and used panties.

    • Poppin Fresh

      you gotta respect… they know what they want and they put it in a motha Fing vending machine.

  • 123

    We have a proactiv vending machine in the Melbourne Sqare mall. I just assumed everyone had them now.

    • V4vendetta14

      Funny, they need some Valtrex vending machines at the Jersey Shore…

    • sugar

      They have it at the Indian River mall as well. Nice to see another person from the area on chive.

  • BjD21

    #15 My ex girlfriend told me she got crabs from a vending machine. Turns out she was just a prostitute.

    • V4vendetta14

      ROFL!!! Good one!!!

  • Loke

    Saw a story on this. The crabs are alive, refrigerated to cause them to hibernate.

    • saltygary

      Yea it's crazy. They got to get them home quick because they start moving when they warm up.

  • Big E

    Did a study on these in college. They are trusted a lot more in Japan because they are maintained really well and therefore really reliable. I like the ipod ones in airports here

    • Mokuseitora

      Sony now has one that sells headphones, e-readers, and PSP at some airports.

  • Joey

    #1….They had these in Panama when I was in the Army…..My platoon emptied them out withn 5 minutes….

  • BSmike

    #17 cause you never know when you're gonna need an Uno deck

  • Brad

    I'm not surprised that all of these, except for the second and last ones, are from Japan. I'm so going there.

  • 93GT

    #4 looks like it'd be fun

    • yup

      lobster zone check it out!

  • Daniel Patrick Scannell

    #10 …. Meanwhile, in North Carolina….

    • GrannY Danger

      Yup, seen that one and the lobster crane machine in this awesome state

    • will

      north carolina is the shit

    • dan watrin

      Minnesota has both as well.

    • Dude

      New York too

    • USArmyMP

      + SC

    • Stylez

      I have one in my home town of Frackville, PA Schuylkill County….home of a lot of r-tards….thought on them in town……..normal.

  • @RawDogThatShit

    I see those alot actually, it's funny cause there is one right outside a pizza place and a carwash. You would think it would be outside like a sporting good store or near a fishing area. I'll take a picture the next time im home for break

    • kyle

      Got em' in Texas too, pretty much any gas station within a mile of a lake or good fishing spot has these.

  • bless1

    #3- how the fuck can they get away with that?

    • saltygary

      15 Years ago In HS I had a Japanese roommate that talked about this and I never believed him. He said girls would wear underwear for a week straight and sell them for decent change. The stinkier they were the more money their worth.

    • Dirty Dingus

      I saw an article about a creepy guy who was selling 'school girl' panties. Turns out there weren't actually used.

      • Kevin Max De Cicco

        with this pedo stuff and whale hunting, you can say they kinda had it coming…

        • Ass Chambers

          I'm conflicted. I love the pedo stuff, but despise the whale hunting… hmmmmmm…

  • Catence

    #9 – what I want can't fit in that vending machine

  • Brad

    you have to cook them alive, when they die their flesh releases an enzyme that makes the meat all mushy and yucky, you can tell when a crab died before you steamed it. Hence crabs, lobsters, etc have to be kept alive…

    • Jules

      Thats why it's really hard and expensive to get them fresh if you do not live by the ocean. Usually half of your purchase is dead or must be precooked and frozen (Which tastes like shit)

      • Brad

        I live 45 minutes from the Chesapeake Bay…

        • Jules

          Well Lucky you…I live in Colorado….I could get some Rocky Mountain Oysters fresh though!

          • Jen

            i live two blocks from the bay. love it! had crabs on sunday. no, not in my vagina.

  • zman

    #10 Master Baiter! These are all over in MN, never know when the fish are biting or you lose a bet and have to do a minnow shot.

  • V4vendetta14

    #3 you have to love the Japanese. They know what they like…

  • Breast Inspector

    I used to work at a car wash and they had a vending machine that would deep fry some french fries on demand. They were OK, but the machine was a bitch to clean & maintain.

    • Ryno


  • ISU Birds

    #2 ……….

  • WinningChiver

    #8 and #9 should be side by side…

  • Joseph Moore

    #10 has been going on for decades. Never looked as nice, though. #1 going on in Pennsylvania and has been talked about in Tennessee. It's coming.

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