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  • Josh Gorter

    #12 now I want a pet owl.

    • justme

      Thats just sooooo awesome…. WANT!!!

    • luis_pedro_sato

      me too

    • SkyVader

      To go along with your petite giraffe!

    • Dude

      I do the same thing with my cat.

    • Heber Coll

      Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 She might have fucked up the jump, but I'll still give her thumbs up for bounciness.

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      in that .gif, we are all winners

    • DaddyD

      What jump?

    • MOAR

      She never had a chance with those things weighing her down.

    • Johnny

      She definitely raised the bar (or a least mine

  • Jack Bauer


    • dean

      Jack Bauer would kill you for a comment like that. douchebag

  • Jack Bauer

    #12 That's one badass owl.

  • Cristi Palincas

    What movie is #6 from? #12 is just further proof that owls are awesome.

    • Hank Ferguson

      I think #6 is from the tv show The O.C.

      • DHill

        TV show House

      • Cristi Palincas

        Thank you sir!

      • PokePoke

        Could also be from an episode of House MD

      • BigFingPerv

        .. I don't thin it's season 5 episode 5. That was a brunette

    • Gonzo

      Its from house season 5 episode 5

      • Donate to Japan

        wow don't even want to know how you know this

      • Dunny_

        Very nice. I don't remember the episode number but I think s13 has to rush the other chick to the hospital.
        After this scene though I usually just clean up and pass out.

      • Gullivert

        Good knowledge

      • Blues

        Here's a video – starts off very well!

      • Blues

        Better video! Episode is Lucky Thirteen

    • Jorge V.

      I'm glad that I'm not the first d-bag ever to comment in a chive post, because by the time I get here all my questions are answered(like this one over here), just have to click on the replies

      • Blues

        I just wish everyone read the replies before they post the same stupid question over & over!
        Thank you!

        • Cable guy

          I did

    • Gonzo

      this clip is from the end of the episode. in the start of the episode she's with a brunet. The only reason i know this is because house is always on some channel and my google-fu is strong

      • testington

        That chick did kinda look like Mischa Barton so it is understandable why people thought it was OC. Kinda funny Olivia Wilde played lesbians on two TV shows, she doesn't strike me as butch or anything

  • mcsgwigga

    #6 = AWESOME

    • justme

      2 guys kissing is way hotter….

      • Jedi

        You are on the wrong site, please leave and never come back. That is all

      • sol

        You are appropriately named

    • ROK247

      now that i have seen #6 i think i can turn the internet off for good.

    • aosux

      I was trying to watch #5 but #6 would not allow me too.

  • Daesu

    #5 what the hell is that? how does that happen?

    • Cristi Palincas

      The first bit is a leader charge, attracted to the ground by a static charge, maybe, and when the connection is formed it does what electric circuits do and tries to balance things.

      Or something like that πŸ˜€ I'm far from an expert.

    • Edge

      It's called nature…

    • Sanman

      Its a lightning strike captured from a high speed camera. Fuckin awesome!

      The camera needed for such a capture are very expensive.

    • James

      It's called lightning, maybe you should go outside more.

    • Franklin

      F**king lightning, how does it work?

      • McBeastie


      • xxxx

        you can't explain that

    • Jeff

      Sky gets dark, lightning appears…You can't explain that

    • TheAbeVigoda

      Looks like heat lightning…or at least that's what I called it growing up. In really humid places, like Texas, it crackles very slowly like that and spreads across the sky. I've seen it many, many times look just like that and it's badass (like Texas).

      • Texas

        This is correct, Texas is badass.

  • Rafi

    6 is not a movie, its from TV series House. She's 13

    • Cristi Palincas

      Shouldn't that be "he"? I did see that episode… πŸ˜€ It was solved above, it's from The OC, and more searching got further hotness.

      • Pimpman

        what the fuck are you talking about?
        It's from House MD Season 5 Episode 5 … for the love of god…

    • Dan

      The character might be 13. The actress isn't.

      • Per

        The characters name is 13, not her age.

  • bbqboobs

    #11 It's like he's going up to heaven and then he gets rejected!

    • UserName

      LOL! And then he lands on his fat parents' Liberator mat…

  • davey


    • justme

      How to BAIL like a BOSS!!!

    • SkyVader

      Bad engineering.

    • nomnomnomnom


    • xxxx

      gravity.. what a motherfucker

    • Norbert Zalog

      What could possibly go wrong…


    • Evelyn Ponce Quintero

      this and #8 is exactly why women outlive men by 6 years. lol

    • Hutch

      that was Collin Winkleman. he was a professional BMXer. this was the last thing he ever did on a bike.he was a good guy but unfortunately the injuries he received from this eventually made his life so hard to deal with he committed suicide. i know people will talk shit, but since i used to BMX and knew this video, i thought i'd share a little bit of the story.

  • T-Boz

    Most Awsome today chive!

    • mcsgwigga

      huhuh – don't you mean "awesome" . . . .

  • T-Boz

    Shit , i mean awesome! Let the spelling nazi's do their work!

    • mcsgwigga

      Done πŸ˜‰

    • ROK247

      speeling failz NO SOUP FOR YOU

  • Honest Joe

    I'd like to see Tosh do a breakdown on #4.

    • Nate

      Probably not a good topic to discuss on Tosh. Colin Winkleman the rider in this passed a few years back. Pretty big deal in the BMX community.

  • Roberto Barreiro

    #10 Winner on my book πŸ™‚

    • Nick

      So it made the cover?

  • BigDingo

    Did anyone ever think to even try to measure out #4?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      That's what he was doing….

      "Yeah, we may need to slow down a bit….I'll try it again."

      • ROK247

        he didnt try it again for the rest of his life 😦

    • ROK247

      theres complicated maths involved and no one bothered to do the work.

    • Texas

      I think they were trying to measure their dick with this stunt.

    • chris4130

      this has actually been tested on a slightly smaller scale. they built a ramp like this ove a go kart and it went great. but if youi could see the whole video youd see that colin too an extra pedal r4ight before hitting the ramp and that is why he was shot into the air so high.

  • Donate to Japan

    Enter regurgitated punchline and image number here….
    Check back in few hours for thumbs up…
    Self-esteem boosted.
    Next post please!

    • fornicate

      I see what you did there

      • Donate to Japan

        Annnndd point.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Thumbs down for 'fornicate'.

    • SkyVader

      But, occasionally, there's a post like this one, that makes it all worthwhile!

    • Maynard B.

      It's a great country we live in with all our freedoms, like the freedom of choice. Feel free to go somewhere else, no one here has a gun to your head.

      • BigDingo

        The internet is a country?

        I think people can comment from outside America.

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          Didn't you hear? There is no, "outside America" we own it all!

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      damnit, someone's discovered my secret formula. does this mean i have to donate to japan now?
      cheers, i get all the beers

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #1 id like a multipass like that to get through TSA easily
    cheers, beers

    • Jeff

      Good luck with that one buddy. I'm military and I was still stopped and searched.

      • adam


        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Awesome movie.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        clearly you weren't using a multipass. go back and try again. oh, and dye your hair orange, that might help
        cheers, beers

  • Dunny_


    • Fritzgerald

      I just crack up because of that baby everytime!

  • bramslob

    neeed… to … know: which game is #9 ?

    • Trashface

      Crysis 1 – MAXIMUM STRENGTH

      • bramslob

        Thank you. Thought I somewhat recognized the arm as the nanosuit in Crysis 2 (which btw is a very nice game, imho) I can work easier now πŸ˜€

        • Trashface

          If you get the chance to play crysis 1 at all its well well worth it. Not sure about 2 its at home waiting for me as it just came out here today πŸ˜€

          • bramslob

            hehe… would love to, yet my pc sure ain't strong enough. Heard great things about Crysis 1 though.

          • Wolfram

            I played Crysis 2 demo on PC. Pretty fun, they streamlined the suit features so you can only pick armour and cloak. Speed is just sprint now and armour is automatic, mostly just for jumping high. Just for shits, here's some gameplay:

    • AnotherAnon

      Here's the gif with some sound for your please

      • AnotherAnon

        Pleasure, not please -_-

  • chrisdg74

    Couldn't make my mouse scroll past #6. It just refused.

    • Name

      Then how did you manage to get to the comments then?

      • chrisdg74

        Go to the top of the page and click on the "balloon" next to the post title that has the number of comments. Takes you straight to the bottom of the page. Troll.

    • Malkintosh22

      I didn't even notice #5

  • Kenny

    #1 i didnt realize the 6-flag guy was in that movie….

    • AnotherAnon

      Dude, he's totally scoping her ass!

  • Holly Sands

    Why could I not stop watching #6!?

    • ROK247

      same reason i couldnt – you want to make out with chicks?

      just a thought, im not a therapist…

    • Tubular Tom

      Hi Holly,
      You couldn't stop watching because you know the truth about men.
      Women suck on your spirit, men suck on your skeleton

  • Paula_

    My lovehandles bounce exactly like in #10 when I ru… ermm.. walk fast. Verrrry sexy.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Joben

      you were never funny to begin with…now this has just gotten sad. As you can see, no one even gives a shit

    • Erik von Markovik

      Something tells me you sweat alot and most of your regions smell like crout and hot butter…

  • Steven

    #4 sadly that crash shattered his ankles so bad he could no longer walk well let alone ride his bmx he was a professional at the time but very very sadly due depression caused by the after effects of this jump he decided to take his own life. RIP.

    • Kevin Bacon

      youre full of shit lol

      • Steven

        No I am really not. His name is Colin Winkleson Google him and you will find out that I am in fact telling the truth. What an odd thing to accuse someone of lying about.

      • BeccaB86

        It's always a good idea to spend 4 seconds on Google before throwing out the bullshit flag.

      • Chris 4130

        FUCK OFF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I hope you fall off something very tall and see what its like collin was a good dude and always pushed the limits. he was an inspiration to tons of kids that wanted nothing more than to be able to ride their bikes just like he did. DIE IN A FIRE!!! RIP Colin. We miss you.

        • its_forge

          It's very sad that this happened but the failure is of his community and his family not getting him into therapy either before the incident or after the surgery. I'm sorry but for a guy with this level of smarts and go-getter attitude to decide that if he can't ride a bike with fixed gearing, tiny wheels and almost no seat up insanely steep ramps and do crazy flips in the air, then he just can't live, that's something that could have been taken care of pretty easily.

    • RufioRufioRuFi

      Either way, it was funny till you said THAT! Really is a sad story.. Dangit..

    • realityKING

      not sad, just an idiot being weeded out of the gene pool. "Hey guys, watch this…" crash smash….. Oh shit, I thought that would have worked perfectly, never would have expected riding a bike directly towards a moving bike ramp could end poorly.


  • Grant

    #12 is the funniest thing i have seen in ages

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