Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • ska-

    lalalalaaa first

    • https://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

      Haha, so many haters voted down your post. Clearly they are all upset. I give you props.

      • nate

        you guys can kill yourselves together….perfect

  • DCMOFO

    #6 Oh god so close.

    • anonomust

      Gabriella Grecco

    • Wavien

      She looks so damn sweet.. For all I care they could've cut her body out and just posted her face..

    • good lord almighty

      hottest Chive photo EVER!

    • Charlie

      Previously, on NCI… I mean, theChive: http://thechive.com/2010/11/05/you-asked-for-more

  • nojoke420

    #2 Tiffany Thompson…Google her…you're welcome.

    • Wolfram

      challenge accepte – WHOA!

      NSFW much.

    • The Dude

      nice thanks 🙂 . I forgot i had my safe search off though. More akward talks with the I.T. guy here at work.

    • turdfergusson

      HAHAHA

      Now I see why they cropped that pic!

  • Random

    #49 you just turned on the other side of the world, thank you

    • JAS

      He may have missed his turn, but now he's on the sunny side of the street.

    • Darksoul

      A silly question did you just take that picture without her consent? I'm sure you did, isn't that a bit on the "invasion of privacy" side?. Since I don't approve voyeurism you can thumb me down to the left.

      • lonin

        You're on the Chive why?

      • Maynard B.

        It's generally accepted that the only place one can expect privacy is in a place where they might disrobe ie: bathroom, changing room, bedroom. On the street, you're fair game.

      • Badfish

        BTW, thumb down button is on the right….

      • Leo

        oh thanks man, I needed a good laugh.

        hey did you know that every time the camera pans to a person watching a basketball/football/baseball game they are being recorded WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT? quick, alert Fox News!

    • mental_farts

      y not just walk to her say hi ~ chit chat yer a bit and ask her for a front pose.
      believe me a girl dressed like that will pose for a photo if u ask nicely

    • youknowitstrue

      Glad to see Japan is… DAMNNNNNNNNN!

    • ZREAL

      Bet you didnt get her number or email though… FAIL
      Girls are too easy in Japan not to get a number or email atleast…

  • poopie pants
    • Ryan

      If I wanted to go to reddit. I would go to reddit.
      But theChive is far superior. So here I will stay.

    • IMHO

      http://www.google.com

      It's almost as though there's lots of stuff on this Internet thing.

      • poopie pants

        there sure is, and that is why they should find something that is not on reddit.

        if they get all these pictures everyday, then why not post something original and not on another site?

        • Joshua D. Loomis

          Original? It's called the Chivettes. The proof is written on their bodies. Or how about the Fluvana County fund? Or how about the galleries of people Chivin' it up. Or how about the Shay gallery?…I think I could go on and on about their originality for quite a while.

          • Meep

            Don't think much about these haters….. They are probably loosing fans on reddit so they send in the troll brigade.

      • padge

        gold

    • red

      its sooo true, reddit powers the chive.

      • Leo

        well, so does IAB, Cracked, Lolcatz, and pretty much every other site.

        • YupYupYup

          theChive does the creamin' and delivers the best! so i don't have to waste my wastin'-time time on garbage! Chive on!

  • Ryan

    #6 FIND HER

    • ROK247

      hurry please – theres little time to dilly dally

      • Haterade

        gabriella greco http://djshwann.blogspot.com/2010/12/sexy-spotlig

        You retards do know about tineye, right? You are basically asking other people to google shit for you all day. Alas, i am the idiot that obliges.

        • ROK247

          …and then not even bother to thank you. but not this time!! for i am a courteous and respectful retard. thank you sir!

        • Nice

          This Tin Eye thing is a game changer, so actually thank you for that.

        • Big Will

          Never heard of tineye. That is amazing and Thank You good sir

        • gmoney

          thanksa!

    • Dan

      Gabriella Grecco

    • jason
      • Maverick

        that is such an awesome post

    • The Dude
  • Thundercunt

    #14…you are so doing that right

    • MikkelKHS

      Find her! NAO plz.

    • Tomas

      This is missing the bottom, companion/comparison pic. It's NOT SFW nor SFChive. But it IS amaaaaazing! 😉

      • NIron

        You know there's another picture but give no link!? You sir are a man without mercy!

    • ReginaFilange

      What? Inyecting crap into her own lips?

    • hipster pedobear

      clear enamal at the bottom of her front teeth=not healthy

      • anonymous

        i think that's invisalign. an invisible braces kinda thing?

    • jamal

      Please Find the rest of her

  • Dan

    Nailed it. #48

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      This would have never happened in the kitchen.

  • .45 ACP

    #16 The proud parent of a Hooters girl is about to be in a head on collision.

    • Dan

      in parking lot?

      • italybittaly

        ha. I lol'd

    • Wolfram

      luckily, it's a parking lot.

    • Moby

      And that's why her daughter is a Hooters girl

    • truthvirus

      Is that a parking lot? I think the proud parent just can't park.

  • Tits_McGee

    #1 Chive FTW for getting the DAR out two days in a row before I leave work. Love wasting the last few minutes of work doing nothing.

  • JumboTron

    #38 Hover Bears. We're all doomed…

    • UPSgrrrL88

      Monorail bear

      • Zoey

        INVISIBLE monorail bear

  • burt

    trailer park boys

    • Mike D

      Yuh Yuh Bddaat!

      • Mike D

        To whoever thumbs downed me:
        The reason I said Yuh Yuh Bddaatt! Is because that's what J-Roc (The white guy in the trailer park boys picture #33) says alot. Y'know what I'm sayin'?

        • roc pile

          i think you mean gnomeee sayyyin? big respect for TPB and the chive

    • peanut

      i thought we were the only ones who likes that show!!

  • Admiral Ackbar

    #39 – Admiral Ackbar is not amused

    • jason

      this was terrible.

      • RiHugh

        Walking away, as it should.

    • William H Macy

      Am I the only one that liked that junk filled trunk? I would RAIL on that!

      • Train2K

        As my favorite Senator, Clay Davis, would say…. "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeid." I'd tear dat ass up.

        • Ryno

          It's "Sheeeeeeeeeeeit" with a t.

      • Guest

        You r not alone, I too come from that planet

    • dasuperfan

      she looks like a weeble wobble…. she weebles and she wobbles but she won't fall down

    • none

      …I liked it….

    • Jay

      That's Mal Malloy, go look up her vids on YouTube, if you liked this, you'll probably like the rest. I think she's amazing.

    • VASQUEZEMT

      OMG THATS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!

    • Steve

      Agreed! Amazing I love that chubby butt!

    • chiver79

      must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that

  • BloodScrubber

    #9 One little prick and all he was left with was a wet spot….

    I realze now that could apply to #46 as well….

    • GK-4

      i think that's a marble

  • mca

    #35 Captain moobs will save you with cheetos and mountain dew!!

    • BigDingo

      Falcon…. PONCH!

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      Gothopotamus is back as…Cosopotamus

  • Shawn35

    #42….fuck yeah

    • Yo ABA ABA

      Coming again to save the motherfuckin day!

  • hater

    No way Jay. I'm with COCO. #1

    • Bryan

      CoCo sucks.

      • jason

        Jay blows balls. that show hasnt been funny for 20 years.

        • Team ME!

          Who the fuck watches that shit anyway? Both there ratings sucked then and suck now so you might as well join in on that twinklelight crap too. It's just as retarded.

    • Gnome

      To be honest, you're all losers. I have better shit to do around 11pm, like fuck my (or your) girlfriend.

    • Borracho

      I hate you Jay, they cancelled "My Name Is Earl" so you could have your suckass primetime show.

    • OG456

      …and this kid has weird little girl hands, like the guy who is embarrassed to eat a whopper. His thumb looks like just another finger.

      • Badfish

        I thought that, too.

  • stickeys

    #39 I would……..but I'm a ho

    • dea9

      Yes Chive more big booty girls FTW I love it.

      • theSENSI

        wholy god yes please – must be like 18 min since ive been staring at that .gif……ive never said it before but – – please…moar….moar and MOAR

  • Shawn35

    #28…Patty bomb?

  • Joben

    FUCKING SHIT FUCK! I've been sending shit to the chive almost daily and about a quarter of these pics are re-posts!! WTF CHIVE! What do I have to do to get a picture on here???

    • Haterade

      post it on reddit first

      • lol

        Ey OH!

    • prince albert

      You've got to let Michael Jackson touch you in funny places. I guess you're just fucked.

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.kisabeth Robert Kisabeth

      Try this. Don't be such a whiny fucking bitch. man the fuck up and have a little patience. You know the chive is a big deal and they probably get 2 million emails a day. Put your big boy pants on.

      • papa

        I really don't care if mine get posted or not, but you have to admit, some of the reposts do get annoying. Especially when the same picture makes in into the DMA and/or DAR multiple times in one week or even worse, one day. (c&p, the picture from friends where they're poking their heads in the door)

        If we remember the first time it was posted, I'm sure Bob, John and Leo remember, too.

        • Big Mike

          I said this shit last week and you would have thought the Chive world collapsed in on itself. Its just the truth; theyre reposting the same stuff over and over.

          and the shit with Patty is annoying…youre taking up space with this guy when we could get more hot chics!

          • Hooligan

            Disagree. Reposts are lame, Patty series is awesome.

          • kloaews

            why not go for porn if you want more chicks?

    • Duh!

      Be a hot chivette

    • Priorities

      I have sent in probably close to 50 original images, and none were posted. I sent in 20 pictures of hot chicks in one submission and they made a gallery out of it. Priorities.

    • TJ73

      Just send a pic of yourself so they can put you under ungrateful douche-bag!

    • Doug Miller

      U mad bro?

    • Joben

      ha ha so much win! thanks for the reaction I was looking for! I dont even post pictures on the chive but I just knew that it would be much easier to get a negative reaction than a positive one.

      Also you all have to admit that the reposts fucking suck…

    • zym

      1. Find pic at reddit, izi, etc.
      2. Add caption implying you took said pic.
      3. Submit

  • nywolf

    I think #25 should be unleashed on #26…

  • Mikey WINS

    #43 Cool story bro!

    • jeff

      Patty is cool… this guy is a dbag … why is this cool? HE HAS A NEW PHONE… nice way to get on the chive.

      • D.C

        I lost 30lbs last year and i'm a huge supporter of patty

        Fuck you jeff let the man have his moment too

    • biglog

      Shark = jumped.

      Today my favorite website got a little less cool.

    • dave

      Dude congrats on the weight loss, but sending your pic is so gay. You were fat

    • pjsupremex

      Yes, I WAS fat. If I was afraid of what my fellow chivers would be posting after this I would not have sent it in. It isn't the first time I've had photos posted in the DAR either, so it wasnt just to make that. Anyone can call me a tool or a douchebag if they would like. But, i did this for me, and sent it in for Patty and others like him. Fact of the matter is that i gained an assload of weight after some serious motocross accident and could never do anything about it. Try lacerated liver, collapsed lung, smashed left foot, dislocated hip, major spinal surgeries (notice scar on stomach). I promised myself to get back in shape for myself and family. Am I a tool for sending in a pic of myself shirtless, maybe. But am I more proud of what i have done in three months " you're godamm right i am!". (oh and the phone is new- job gave me a business cell, they're too cheap to get me a smartphone though). Chive on!

      • Another Dude

        No need to explain yourself dude. You lost weight, good for you! Who gives a shit what haters think.

  • ROK247

    #38

    hover bear does not negotiate.

  • http://twitter.com/Milfanie @Milfanie

    #20

    How much lost so far?

    • Liberal

      6 Mile bike ride? That's not going to do shit…have him take a spin class or something. We have boobies on the line here…!

  • Chris

    #46 – damn

    • Gabsy

      Yes…. havent we seen this ass before? It looks so familiar…

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