Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • dice

    #2, #45, #47 must be hump day

    • sully23

      #47 Lauren?

      • ROK247


      • my charlie


        I thought Lauren too on 47

    • tfbuckfutter

      Looks more like it's almost the month of Nipril (seriously, three of them in your quote alone)

    • we all got aids

      that is irresistable. http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • The_BOFH

    #23 never happens to me on the highway!

    • CW3

      Me neither, and I drive that freeway every single day!

    • John

      Look at the bright side: if it did you'd probably be dead right now.

    • damn

      im leaving simi more often hoping i catch this whenever it happens again

    • TitoRigatoni

      It happened to me once – and there were two of them ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Just Sayin'

      I'm sure someone…somewhere…is sick of her shit!

    • Lolzer

      118 Hwy, Rocky Peak Exit between Simi Valley and SFV.

    • we all got aids

      but a man can dream ๐Ÿ™‚ http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    #45 #47 Thank you!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I spot a nipple!

    • Irelevant

      Yes,…….Spank you!

      • Ryan

        More of #45. sexy Chivettes…

    • EasternCanuck

      The lord has been good to us today… Hump day and Humps in DAR.

  • Dom

    #47 mmmm. Delicious.

    • Wolfram

      Yeah, that ass looks like it's enjoying eating the panties

    • Captain Admiral

      Agreed. Please Chive, may I have some moar?

  • That Guy

    i'm doing #14 now! perfect.

    • shoestring30

      Tried both, succeeded at neither.

      • johnny

        succeeded at both…sometimes you're tired so u just spit on her back and tell her you're done.

        • Wolfram

          Bahahahaha!!! Genius.

    • rcf

      you're doing baby meme?

      • TitoRigatoni

        Success Kid.

        Know your meme.

    • Kaddmus

      That's not a chivery thing to do. Don't you think?

  • Random

    #5 Patty you da man. We can expect a naked Whitney soon ๐Ÿ˜€

    • anonomust

      I expect a NSFW section by the time this is over

      • Liberal

        word dude!

    • adam

      12 pounds that's awesome keep it up PATTY.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Sgt.Shnooky Sebastian Barison

      You are awesome Patty… keep it up

      • barabotz

        good for you patty! I am down 5 pounds in the last week and a half myself…hoping to keep up with you!

  • Kawz

    #45 Yes, please.

    • Wolfram

      Pretty sure I see nip.

      • http://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

        you did, and I'm pretty sure she did it on purpose.

    • we all got aids

      definitely second these! http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • V4vendetta14

      One sweet ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • john stockton

      hello chive

  • stickeys

    Ron Jeremy sighting

    • Zoey

      If that's what you saw in this picture, I've got some bad news for you…

  • Yucky

    #45 I think we found our next full post Chivette. Get on it guys!

    • ROK247

      MAKE IT SO!

    • Bull1123


    • DuroyPrime

      I concur.

  • oh.yes

    #24 or his dudeness or duderino… if you're not into that whole brevity thing

    • ENGINENO99

      hell yeah

    • PointBlank_

      got excited yesterday when i seen Big Lebowski 2 as yahoo's number 2 search… than turns out its a spoof ๐Ÿ˜ fuck you tara reid…

  • That Guy

    #37 goat army? we are all fucked.

  • Dash

    #26 Chive is now 20% cooler.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

      That show is so bad ass.

      • kashakesh

        ok – I don't watch tv, but I'll try to find this – what is it?

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

          My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

          Easily the best kids show out there right now.

    • moartits

      have mercy, no more of this shit

  • Reymont

    How do most people pronounce Chive? Is it like Chester? Or like it's short for Archive? It IS short for Archive, right? So it's "kive?"

    Let's vote – thumbs up for 'Chive like Archive, thumbs down for Chive like Chester.

    • Anakrusix

      Chive like chester? What are you smoking?

    • Yucky

      It's "Chive" like onion tops dumbass. Thats also where the green ring in their logo comes from.

      • Reymont

        Why would they name the site after onion tops, dumbass? What does it have to do with onions? It's an archive of pictures – Chive is short for Archive.

        • The Waffle King

          Everyone is pointing and laughing at you. I am part of the everyone …. HAHA

          • my charlie

            ^^ LMAO

          • haterade

            i, for one, am laughing at you feed the trolls. new to the internets?

        • turdfergusson

          Have you ever heard of The Onion?

          Well this is The Chive.

          and you are a dumbass.

    • jjj

      I am now dumber after reading your comment. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

      • Wolfram

        *or any other non existant diety

    • Ziff

      You wasted a spot on the first page of comments with this crap?
      GTFO and don't come back.

      • haterade

        totally should have been like, I like #18. yeah, that would be better.

    • doc

      I always thought of it as chive – a type of onion… and the Chive is a satirical photo website, similar to the Onion being a satirical news website…

      However… according to Wikipedia: The website's name is derived through a combination of Chicago, IL, and Venice, CA, the respective hometowns of the founders… so perhaps it should be pronounced Shive… ๐Ÿ™‚

    • fact checker

      For the record I have always said 'chive' like archive for the same reason that you outline, but also because to be a 'kiver' sounds cooler that to be a chiver like chester.

      • DistractedIndividual

        Maybe it's pronounced Shiver like Chef and Cher, only if you think you're fancy enough to handle it:)

        • mc peepants!

          Maybe it tastes like pee!!!

          • turdfergusson

            Gimmed some candy!!!!

    • Doug Miller

      Obvious Troll is obvious.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

      now I feel extra dumb, I always thought it was chive, like archive, too

    • Joshua D. Loomis

      I can say with 100% assurance it's pronounced like the vegetable. I emailed the guys once asking where they came up with the site. Here was the reply, verbatim:

      we wanted to be a vegetable and the chive was available for $9.99 on Go Daddy.

      we were really poor. so that was that

      chive on


      • tunsei

        Yeah, and they %100 never give any bullshit replies to email, so that has to be it…

        • Joshua D. Loomis

          You must have had an unusual experience speaking with them, hater. They don't always reply to me, but when they do, they are upfront and generally follow through with their replies. I'm not saying their reply to me is the word set in stone, but then again, they have personally confirmed the pronunciation "back in the day," something you would know if you weren't one of the newcomers a lot of truthfully faithful Chivers hate.

    • Tomas

      I've been asking myself that question as well. :S [Ch]ive (as in chives vs. onion), or [K]ive (as in archive, or [Sh]ive (as in Chicago). ๐Ÿ˜ก

      Things that make you go….hmmmmmmm…. o.0

  • disturbed

    #6 Whitney is my new hero!

    • Joben

      guaranteed that if she was 100lbs heavier she would not be your hero. Shes just taking her clothes off dude…cool and sexy, but not heroic in any way

    • Moose

      She's HOT!

      • b-ry

        face needs some photoshop work

        • DuroyPrime

          I'm sure your internet girlfriend doesn't.

    • Joben

      HERO: (from dictionary.com)
      a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.
      a person who, in the opinion of others, has heroic qualities or has performed a heroic act and is regarded as a model or ideal: He was a local hero when he saved the drowning child.
      the principal male character in a story, play, film, etc.
      Classical Mythology .
      a being of godlike prowess and beneficence who often came to be honored as a divinity.
      (in the Homeric period) a warrior-chieftain of special strength, courage, or ability.
      (in later antiquity) an immortal being; demigod.
      hero sandwich.
      the bread or roll used in making a hero sandwich.

      Good Job Whitney! you are doing a good thing but you are not a hero…

      • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

        I never claimed to be. But as posted above in your definition of "hero"… I would say this takes some bravery and courage. By what amount may not be impressive to you, but I'll be the first to admit I'm not the most confident girl in the world so for me this takes a lot of "courage and bravery. "

        • DuroyPrime

          You're gorgeous … nuff said.

        • http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

          Answer me this Whitneysouth…..
          Does your family know?

        • disturbed

          Whitney – you are gorgeous. And you are doing a great thing. Don't let the haters discourage you. People are angry and hateful unfortunately sometimes. There aree a lot more of us that are supporting you. Ignore the haters.

      • Moose

        Wow, you got her with definition 1. from dictionary.com.

        By virtue of her being a woman, she's not a hero but a heroine.

        Why are you being a dick?

    • patty fatty :)

      patty, you better lose some weight

  • Wolfram


    Alright, you talked me into it…

  • http://twitter.com/EricDLarson4278 @EricDLarson4278

    We need more girls following this example #23 . or at least taking the picture from a different angle for us

  • Mark

    #47 great ending

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      its a great gallery, but thats a perfect ending

    • Admiral Ackbar

      I see what you did there! Very nice.

  • awardwinning

    #14 priceless, #23: then there was a 20 car pile up, #27 yes please, #45 flawless hump

  • Kevin


  • Brother Maynard

    #47 holy hell that is awesome!

  • Anakrusix

    #41 is hilarious!

    • mn11bravo

      it's still real to me damnit

    • garmond

      So was he supposed to land on the top rope and come back at the guy doing some crazy flip or did they just intentionally make it look that bad? It appears he was trying to grab the rope on his way over it. It would be even better if I knew it was a screw up.

  • zdrake13

    #40 my god she's massive

  • so...

    #35 โค

    • Ripley

      It's probably a dude…

      • turdfergusson


    • Her name is...


  • jamison

    #46, #45
    I was pretty blown away myself

  • Wolfram


    fucking LOL!

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