Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (31 Photos)

  • makr

    #8 – holy shit a naturally formed awesome tramp stamp

  • forlay

    #20 – taste the rainbow

    • http://www.facebook.com/acasinas Alfred Casinas Jr

      if only we could.. bet that would be sweet!

    • wolbie

      Experience the Rainbow!

    • JPC

      The greatest moment of his life was being the creepy guy at the beach who stares at all the sunbathing girls?

      • ???

        Pretty sure he's going to rub lotion on them. Where was your mind taking you???

    • financial aids

      i imagine it would taste like fish http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • Paula_

    !! WARNING !!
    When you see this message your PC has been infected with the Paula virus!
    If you turn it off it won't come on again.

    – the one that will keep you Chiving forever

    • http://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

      almost 2 weeks without your god damned comments!!!! fuck you!!!

    • **PAULA HATER**

      !! WARNING !!
      Paula is an ugly donkey and she can stick her PC and virus up her " I am looking for attention" a$$!

      • Paula_

        There's only one donkey here dear, xXBeerDonkeyXx ❤

        – the one who knows how to spell 'ass'

        • ** PAULA HATER **

          # 22

          You on a rocket chair doing everyone a favor.

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          first you call me dear monkey, now you call out to me as beer donkey. clearly you're trying to get my attention, 'cause how else could someone get my name wrong that many times?
          should i be worried about this new found affection?

          • Paula_

            Oh I just figured since you were flirting with me so much I'd tease you a bit mr. xXWillyBonkmey?Xx.

            Major Hug,
            The one you love to follow

            • xXbeermonkeyXx

              now who's flirting with who? xX"will_ya_bonk_me"Xx is quite a suggestion, is it all talk though?
              cheers, hugs and beers

              • http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

                Where's the love people?
                Your FUCKING avatars look similar.

                • Paula_

                  Hell no, his avatar has a hideous creature in it!
                  And yes xXDearSpankeyXx, of course it's all talk, this is the internet remember?

                  – the one

                  • xXbeermonkeyXx

                    are you calling my monkey ugly? the romance is over, you.. you troll!! i shall spank you no more

                    • Paula_

                      Really? 😮 😦 :@ 😥 !!
                      But then again… there's plenty of monkies on the Chive… I'm sure I can find another.

                      Final Hug,
                      – the one you used to spank

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

      not even remotely funny.

    • Vagina Jones

      I don't get it, but I dunno why people are so mean to you. Don't let em get ya down. Chive on.

      • Paula_

        Oh don't worry, they can't.

        – the one who likes the VJ

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

      Haha jokes on you!

      I have a mac.

      • Gern Blanston

        A Big Mac? Lucky bastard

      • Paula_

        Aren't oddly dressed designers the only people who actually use macs?

        – the one allergic to anything Apple

      • 13ms13

        PC stands for "personal computer". Macs are PCs.

    • Paula's #1 Fan

      I'm so glad you're back… I was wondering when you we're going to reclaim your throne of trolldom.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

      Paula I want to do you

    • Josh


      Find her.

    • Paula_

      No really, stop sending me these worried e-mails about your parents insisting you turn that damn thing off, it really is safe to do so.
      Dear lord I'm soooo hi-la-ri-ous I almost pissed my pants. Have the news sites picked it up yet?

      – the one you love to hate

    • Greg

      Somebody shut this cunt up….John? Leo?

  • I am the walrus.


  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #18 i know how that feels
    #12 at boy Patty

    • SweetAwesomeness

      notice the mini inhaler in Patty's hand……he literally passed out after this photo was taken

    • financial aids

      congrats to patty for taking the initiative http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • kyle

      i come home from delpoyment in aug want to run across the bridge hopyfully by then ya make it

  • bartman

    #31 mama mia!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/acasinas Alfred Casinas Jr

      .. and that's the awesome way to end the April Fool's day posts!

    • kylegamgee

      Its good to have a friend.

    • Joe

      I am in love with #31

      • R.C.

        The "pouch" on the right is filled with goodness..

    • financial aids

      ditto. double tush win http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • Celine

    Every night in my dreams, I see DAR, I feel boner.

  • D10

    #2 FIND HER!!

    • Guess

      I would wager to say it is in fact Little Caprice. Anyone?

    • yourmom

      i have definitely seen her doing porn, if that helps

    • dwestmo

      Google Little Caprice and thank me later.

    • ...

      Isn't it Tiffany? (I forget her last name, but she's done stuff with X-art.)

    • Dirty Dingus

      For the love of Chive….not only is she a rather well know 'teen porn star'…but she's been on The Chive at least three times this week….each time with many responses revealing her 'identity'. You should be ashamed of yourself. Why I awta…..[check's calender]….Oh, I see what you did there.

    • Hooch

      She's an adult film star, named Little Caprice. Well, that's one of her many names, as it common with the Euro stars.

    • Al_outthere

      pron star – little caprice, i have a few of her videos, i would never be wrong about that one

    • Colby

      Her name is Caprice. She models for X-Art. I know because I submitted this one 🙂

  • http://twitter.com/ensergio @ensergio

    #28 Holy shit!!!

    • kcb

      i flinched

  • Stafferty

    This is my one day of the year to actually be funny.


  • bartman

    #6 almost!

    • Justin Sargood

      i say we need to find her..anyone agree?

    • Xin

      This is how I spent the last 12 minutes of my work day.

    • pbdb

      no it's there…

    • Nephilim

      Without a single doubt, the sexiest picture I've seen in ages.

    • musetv


    • ely whitley

      IF ever proof were needed that sexy is alive and well. There's an infinite amount of free hard core porn on the net and yet we're all clinging to the desperate hope of a little nip or lip or ass here and there on REAL women who are clearly way sexier than all that tanned, silicone-injected, crap out there.
      I realize this is a model but it's real looking and the chivettes give me the raging horn. context is everything.

      go CHIVE!!!

  • Consuela

    We need more lemon Pledge.

    • Rosalita

      no… you buy…

  • dave32891

    #29 dammit! now i need a new defense plan

    • Bill

      Periodic burning of bodies. It's all good.

      • Poppin Fresh

        what about your food supply? you will starve first.

        • NOMBRAINS

          Turn the tables, eat the zombies.

          • ZombieHater

            You get infected and go zombie…. heyyyy… wait a minute…

      • Mr.C

        that was going to be my suggestion

    • Paula_

      Don't kill them. They won't pile up unless you kill them; never seen a zombie movie before? Try Dawn of the Dead, 28 days later and Zombieland.

      – the one zombies are afraid of

    • Jimmy

      live on the water. DUH.

    • GK-4

      As seen in STARSHIP TROOPERS

  • Taylor

    I thought I saw John on a Virgin America flight from LA to San Fran a few days ago. He was a few rows ahead of me. I told my sister it was him and she didn't believe me. she's getting an email.

    • Sean Holden

      Yoooo! You gotta tell us Bay Area Chivers when you're in town!

      • Jim


    • Daniel

      i want to meet the chive crew 😦

      Time for a chive meetup.

    • Guest

      theres the bidet

  • astowe10

    #31 and #15 …..what kind of tattoo is that? an astronaut on a shark??

    • kris

      that was shopped in, i've seen the pics before without it there, plus it looks crappy

    • Nerv

      it's just… WHYY?? why u do that?? btw, nice boobs.

    • major

      Because why not?

      • xxxx

        because boobs!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      "I'm a billionaire astronaut cowboy." – Peter Griffin

    • Abrikosmanden

      There's a tattoo?!

    • TresselLovesTrannies
    • TresselLovesTrannies

      just for a little extra fun. http://www.modernfitnessforum.com/misc/12137-new-

  • SwanDiver

    #31 As always, the perfect ending

    • Siii Siii

      or is it a HAPPY ENDING?

    • Seymour Butts

      or… a great derriere to DAR?

  • EastSidePaul

    Fuck I can't wait for summer….. #1

    • summer in az

      I am confuse by this. Its fucking 98 in Az today!!!
      I would contend summer is here for us.
      Pool time nunkas!!!!!

      • joshua

        true story! hot as these chicks out here!

  • Trebel

    #28 "i dont see- AHH SON OF A BITCH"

  • Fap Wars

    The DAR is strong in this one.

  • aosux

    #6 Great POV

    • Moogle

      Piece of vagina?

      • Jak

        That would work if the pic was down her pants

  • Bejesus

    What building is #29?

    • Tofu_Ninja

      Zombie Fortress… Derr

  • alate

    #6 … Dear lord……
    plus, #25 is that Dakota Fanning?? if so.. I'm feeling terribly old

    • kevn

      annasophia robb and shes 17 chive

      • kris

        thats what i was thinking

      • Some People

        Is she naked? In a sexually suggestive position? Then STFU.

        • tom a

          you know that law way too well

          but yeah, 1 more year to go before the bear is dissapoint

          • Alejandro Loret

            sometimes is good to be underage because you can look at hot teens and dont look like a pervert(growing up i sometimes overrated)

  • newt

    #31 what a great 'ending' to DAR

  • thursdaymofo

    #29 I see your logic. This could be useful advice if and or when the zombie apocalypse takes place.

    • Poppin Fresh

      you will run out of food before that ever happens. I say wide open farmland in the middle of nowhere is the better way to go. That and an AA-12 and an axe.

      • Dormin

        Preferably bolt-action rifle and a knife.


      • Alejandro Loret

        yeah that worked in 28 days later.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      Dude, it's called fire. Get with the program.

      • Phil

        Setting that pile of zombies on fire may also result in burning down the building so not such a good idea.

  • bigguy

    #15 … I hope that isn't a real tatoo 😦

    • Jak

      What tattoo?! No, but in all seriousness, she could pull it off

    • Jak

      What Tattoo?! No, but in all seriousness, she could pull it off

    • Ryan

      FIND HER

      • Ima Happy Bear

        Her name is Angie Varona.. pedo.

        Wait… does the fact that I know that make me a pedo too? Damn.

        • Just Sayin'

          Nawh, she's legal. Just some ex-jailbait camwhore

    • zeke

      that is the coolest tattoo ever! Are you kidding me!? an Astronaut riding a shark! Doesnt get cooler then that.

    • TresselLovesTrannies
    • Joe pancake

      that tattoo is the bomb
      what would you have her get, a tribal arm-band?

      • dfs

        Love the camel toe. wait… What tattoo?

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