Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

  • tommy

    Congrats #43 and welcome to the DAR

    • toban

      rock on

    • Justin Simas

      Well done #43!

      • the reece


    • ????

      ya rock the cue ball while you kick cancer's ass!

    • http://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

      No more Cancer. glad to hear that story. Cancer can go to hell. in fact Cancer can go to wherever Paula is.

      • http://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

        (not really. I don't hate Paula that much.)

    • Spacemanspiff

      Rock the hell outta life kid! B)

    • Arnold Lane

      Thanks for redeeming the chivelry. I was beginning to lose respect after a gif depicting cum shots to kids faces, comments joking about rape (not getting thumbed down from our community) and spelling out the chive in cocaine? What happened to the Chive that has good clean fun, donating money to a small firehouse about to go under, encouraging women who put their natural selves out there against super-shopped, supermodels, among many other good traits. We can go anywhere on the internet for that trash. I vote for good clean, harmless fun. Not a bathroom wall for creepers.

      • darling

        the chive was not becoming a bathroom wall for creepers. look at the last 4 days on the chive for example. one day it was a food blog. there was one oversexed DAR yesterday and everybody thinks the chive has abandoned their core . here's what i've seen – a site that used to scrape from everybody else to a site that's not got more and more original content.

        and they still celebrate the crap out of real women. last week's sexy chivers was the best ever.

        • jenny

          kind of agree with darling. i think arnold is citing and overstating some specific cases that doesn't represent how awesome i think the chive is. it's always toed the line. i'm a girl and i don't mind it. that said, way to go #43

        • Arnold Lane

          How is 58 thumbs up for the following statement celebrating women? "Lets not turn this rape into a murder" from the pick up lines earlier today.

          • Bud_kk

            Its a joke! shit me just have a sence of humour, its not harmful.

            • ken

              I actually thought it was one of the best pick up lines – mine got a ton of thumbs down and I felt sorry for myself.

            • Finn McCool

              *sense – dumbass

        • haterade

          used to scrape? that is their core. they take all the stupid pictures from the internet and put it in one easy to digest page.

          but the chivers have gotten fat on the douche the chive has been feeding them lately.

          • mark

            ah, haterade is back dissing the chive… which was fine yesterday but you're still here. my point – the chive is different for everybody. haterade loves the chive b/c he can hate on it. I like the chive cause boobs.

            haters gonna hate. never been more true the chive has reached critical mass and at that level errbody has an opinion. the chivers haven't gotten fat on any douche. stop upvoting this guy ^^

            • parker

              here here! god bless the chive. where else we gonna go?

              • haterade

                the source, i.e. reddit?

                and yeah, i am a hate hating hated hater. deal with it.

                • denise

                  you love the chive, haterade, you want to have like 10,000 chive babies

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        They did take a trip to the PlayBoy Mansion….that may explain things=/

        • OH YEAAAH

          At least the STDs.

      • Tom

        Seems like someone hasn't been getting fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:'s from Grandma lately…

      • mike

        the chive has always ended the Hump Day with a horrible gif. the He Man cum gif today was hilarious. It was upvoted for just that reason. it's a joke. and funny is funny

      • Steveystevesteve

        I'm with Arnold as far as the rape comments go. Reminded me of one of those chan sites. I'd really hate to see the Chive head in that direction at all and rape jokes are a first step toward it imho.

    • DCMOFO

      Diagnosed with cancer….

      …..Gave cancer 18 months to live.

      • Jay

        Just an awesome fucking comment there.

      • Anthony

        Awesome comment. Made me think of John Q

    • FeeFeeG

      So excited for you girl! We are all SO PROUD OF YOU! God is GOOD! ❤


      • Sry2CreepBut

        Your profile pic is amazing!

      • God

        I don't exist.

        • JstevensF

          My office is now covered in coffee after i laughed so hard I knocked it over.

      • Really?

        She was strong enough to face cancer, let's not discredit her by thanking god. Kthx.

        • KyleHeier

          Couldn't just let it go could ya?

      • Katie

        No, she is good.

      • Mmm_Ciao

        God would be the one who gave it to her in the first place, but let's not focus on the negative and just give credit to God for the good things that happen.

      • j22

        Why so many God haters?

    • Sushi Machine

      big ups, #43. (Yeah, Buddy!)

    • Sick

      thumbs up for defeating cancer LIKE A BOSS!!!

    • That Guy

      Get this chick her own gallery!

    • Chiefer

      Rock on! Godspeed and don't forget to do all the things you thought about doing while beating that aweful disease. Best of luck in the future!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

        You FUCKING ROCK<GIRL!!!!

        • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

          Seriously… what is cancer?

    • Mello

      YEEEAAHHHH congrats …. very happy for u

    • musetv

      well done 43! you kicked cancer's ass!!!! 😀

    • BloodScrubber

      Well done 43! Without even knowing you, or you knowing me…you just made my day.
      Chive on beautiful.

    • This Is Me

      Excellent work, Agent 43.

    • switch_24

      #43 have an epic life! =) and welcome to DAR

    • financial aids

      I'm glad you made it. My prof knew someone who went through 4 rounds of chemo but he never made it. I wish you the best of luck. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Chaos

      Kicked cancers ass, LIKE A BOSS.

    • bull1123

      And THIS is yet another reason why I love The Chive! Not only did it grant a wish to #43 who kicked the hell out of cancer, but it was the very first post for today's DAR! You guys are amazing and GODSPEED to 43!!! May we all be so lucky as to appreciate life like you do!

    • Concerned Voter

      Heck yeah! Congrats…..here's to living life to the fullest….Chive On!

    • KeyserSoze

      Fuck cancer! You rock!

    • Bob B.

      BTW she's F'n Hot. Congrats on beating cancer

    • azbtchs

      You're gorgeous. Way to kick that cancer in the nards!

    • Sidsaint

      awsomest!…..im prettey thats a word othervice civers invented it….we are like shakespere!

    • Zip

      Damn tommy, mad ups…Yo.

    • Jay

      Definitely cute with the cueball look (not many girls can pull it off, honestly). Very happy for you

    • Surf and Snow

      Way to be a fighter!!!

    • fabio


    • Schrodinger

      1057 thumbs up (at this count)?!? Holy God, I love Chivers. Thank you for restoring a little faith in mankind!

    • http://www.facebook.com/robinis Robertas Klemanskis

      You know you're the BOSS when you beat cancer. BOSS on 🙂

    • paulhitchcock

      Out-friggin'-standing! I have no idea who you are, and I'm not ashamed to admit my eyes are a little moist with happy tears right now.

    • Durka

      Make her a sexy chivette! Rock on girl!

    • Spencer

      fuck yeah its 630 am here and you just inspired not only my day but my most likely the rest of the week. chive on

    • cristian

      you are awesome!!

    • Geshko

      You rock the cue ball better than Sinead O'Connor and Britney Spears ever could!
      I wish you many more happy years! (and hopefully more appearances on the DAR!! ^_^ )

    • mike

      Congrat! Proud of you! keep on Chivin'!

    • Sunbern

      Beautiful Girl, you are officially cooler than Bill Murray.

    • rishi_11_2002

      cong[fuckin]rats 🙂

  • Brother Maynard

    #45 The Ends to a good DAR.

    • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

      its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif its a gif its a gif I KNOW its a gif . . .

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bed

    • http://www.facebook.com/shane.plaskett Shane Plaskett

      instant new favourite picture


    #40 Thank god for hump day.

    • financial aids

      The Chive is my new temple. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • Boehner

      I think it's actually The Chive who posts on humpday, not god. Give credit where it's due.

      • Jak

        There is a lot of God hate going on in here. I don't care, just sayin'

        • Whatevs

          Can't hate something that doesn't exist.

      • Dan

        God gave these girls their great asses.

  • Cake is a Lie

    This posts lives up to the DAR name… #6 WTF?

    • jimbo


    • abelinkin

      The Imperial Forces really lost their ability to inspire fear once they revoked their "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

    • JJJ

      epic troll

    • kingblc

      Can't believe no one has said this yet……It's A Trap!!!!
      Sorry, I felt obligated.

  • Cake is a Lie

    Nice work #43!!

    • Jeremy

      Double congrats!


    And very good detective work good sir.

    • ERT


      Name is Jenny Stevens… gotta look for her on Facebook. Too generic of a name for Google apparently…

      • Somedude

        Sorry bud, that's a fake facebook profile. It's just one big add for some facebook threesomes website.

        they just pulled a few hot pics from the interwebs where you can't really see the girls face so they could play them off as the same girl.

        • mikey

          I think there is more fake here than the profile…….girls, STOP the BOTOX!!

    • Quixote

      He's like the batman of booties.

    • FeeFeeG

      She's very pretty, but doesn't look real! Maybe I'm just jealous… ❤

      • ethomson

        Ummm…I see no reason for you to be the one that's jealous!

    • Sherlock u are not

      I call BS on the 2nd ass being hers. Why is her ass half the size in the first pic than the second?
      Also, hair is different. Not like I really give a shit either way…both girls are smoking hot. Just sayin, you are not exactly sherlock holmes

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-ONeill/1370730059 Billy O'Neill

      so sexy

    • :-O

      oh god, turn her back over

      • trollface.jpg

        i just wanna know who the third girl is please…. fapfap

  • Anakrusix

    I know this is irrelevant to DAR… but what the hell happened to Audrey Lynn's photos? They've been removed. She was my favorite Chivette!

    • Randamn


      • Anakrusix


        • FBI

          You better believe it. Where do you live again?

          • Well Played

            hahaha nice

    • yuri

      i favorited them and now theyre all gone

  • ohgodmoreplease!

    #5 royal hoverhand!

    • McAvoy

      or a shallow hal reference

    • FeeFeeG

      I know, right?! Touch her! ❤

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Dammit, man. If she's touching you, it's alright to touch her back!

      Well, not anywhere. Obviously.

      In summary: Man up!

    • aosux

      Thats not a hover hand. There are 2 ninja's in this pic

      • dasuperfan

        damn i bet you kicked as as a kid at wheres waldo.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Stolzoff/100000076651318 Mark Stolzoff

      more like hover arm

  • Cake is a Lie

    #32 is friends with Barry Bonds

    • Tommy

      Biggest pussy ever!

      …..Would never say it to his face though.

      • Lance

        If you're talking about hers, I doubt he's doing too much damage to it… *shrinkaaaaage*

    • cheesecake

      looks like brolly from dragon ball

    • Just Sayin'

      Ever wondered what sort of human becomes a tank in left for dead? Now you know

    • The one dude

      Is Barry Bonds' dealer* -Fixed.

    • Jeremy

      Who was that comic book character that wore the round brown helmet and rammed everything with his head?

      • Unknown

        Its the Juggernaut bitch

      • Puppy! :D

        Look at that puppy!

    • TIZ

      I thought he looked like Mr. Incredible. no?

    • Mr.Photoshop

      Never mind the people or the dog in this picture, I want to know the architects name who made the wall behind them and ask how he got the bricks to look like noodles.

    • Apocalypse_Now

      I thought the hulk was green.. and I didnt know he had a puppy

    • HarveyLevin

      How does he wipe?

      • duh!

        Choose one (or make your own):

        1 – His butt-buddies at the gym do it for him.
        2 – He pays that chick to do it for him.
        3 – The dog takes cleans it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Aubin/1211755636 Ryan Aubin

      I bet that woman is the most high maintenance raging wench in the world. And that guy takes it like a little girl. "Yes dear I'll walk Mr Foofins and clean up his doodies with my bare hands. Anything for you."

  • not sayin

    yup, i was one of the haters in yesterday's DAR complaining about too much T&A, as ever, the DAR responds with some lol's and a heart. as ever, well played

    #43, #21, #29

    • jason p.

      yeah, i was reading an interview with John a month ago in the LAist. He says the DAR takes on a different life every day and takes quite a while to piece together. and it really does. much credit for him to do this. it's not as easy as he makes it look i'm sure… but I still complain about how crappy it is when it's bad because it's the internet. I'm not gonna do that so much anymore.

    • EZEE

      Too much T&A? There is never too much T&A.


    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I was a complainer yesterday also…my comment didn't show up, like many days( I don't think they like me 😦 and now they redeem themselves! Well done Chive!

    • dasuperfan

      the only thing i can ever find to complain about "the chive" is that i always want MOAR

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #21 yum #45 yummier

    • EMB

      Beef Brisket? on some texas toast? with an over easy egg and some basil pesto? must try…………..

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli


    • dasuperfan

      #21 better with bacon

  • pdiddily420

    #5 Damn, that is a super-hoverhand!
    #22 We got the Sherlock Holmes of asses on the case. Well done and thank you sir!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Pipa/729348337 Nicholas Pipa

      *hover-arm lol

      • switch_24

        yeah definitely an epic hover-arm

  • Brother Maynard

    Good story. Hope you will follow with updates.

    • bumblefish1985

      This girl is the best thing I have seen on DAR in months (and I just looked at a raccoon driving a cozy coupe, so im saying alot). Way to beat a terrible disease, so try not to get hit by a bus now, that would be tragic.

    • DrLD

      my sister is only on her 4th quimo, i hope she stays as possitive as you..

  • zman

    #15 #22 #45 How I love Hump Day!!!

  • prince albert

    #17 i believe it's one of the fettucinis.

  • taylor

    Bill Murray Forever

    • FeeFeeG

      I love Bill Murray! 😉

  • The_BOFH

    Concider #14 Seized! Chive style #15.

  • Shiyan

    #11 Pictures of her or it is fake! lol

    • RiHugh

      You should write for Penthouse. "Scorching" you say, I can almost see her in my mind. Bravo! Bravo!

    • Derp

      Exactly… Prove it.

  • ESS

    #11 Pics or it didn't happen.

    • starin1

      What would make me think shes 16? every girl i know says they are finally legal on their 18th bday

      • biscuit

        I think he means legal to drive

    • FeeFeeG

      We want to see her! ❤

  • aosux

    #22 needs to have a chivette post STAT!

    • DistractedIndividual

      Same with a #43 Chivette post.

      • Jak

        But only if her head is really shiny. Like waxed up and shit. Just playin'. You rock life missy


    22# Me like and we want moaaar

    • Nazz1962

      For best results, the # sign goes BEFORE the number … just sayin'

  • Screwdriver

    #15 is why I like the Chive and why the Chive is the only way I can get through my depressing job……well that and bacon.

  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    #43 Congrats and Chive on!

  • Andrew

    #32 Yeah! Like it was some other big guy with a tiny head.

  • josh

    #42 is hilarious

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