Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (34 Photos)

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  • equalizermax

    It's about time you post HQ

    • twpaige

      They do every Friday

    • equalizermax

      #33 – When you see it…

    • Try Again

      You failed at chiving today.

  • danny

    #23, #24 The owls know

    • DCMOFO

      I wonder where she found so many orly owls.

    • Ken

      #24

      "I thought going out with three Owl brothers would be fun, but then they spent the entire night singing show tunes."

    • fool

      #23 ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. i dont care how much plastic surgery and boob jobs she gets, her face is gross

      • its_forge

        Who is this person upon whom you are hating?

  • Brother Maynard

    On time DAR, and I got a promotion. Good day.

    • Fellow Chiver

      I didn't get fired. High five!

    • El Chiverino

      Drive thru?
      JK!!!

  • Random

    #12, #14 i see what you did there

    • aleXTC

      I FUCKING LOVE WILLOW !!!

      • Lowtiercomputer

        Ditto

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #25 O RLY. O RLY. Yeah RLY. Just shut up owls.

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      #24
      Sonofabitch. I'm such a FAIL.

      • Dad

        That's true.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hewett/1136641496 Dan Hewett

        it is only in accepting your fail that you may begin to overcome it…

        k. done being Yoda. BACK TO THE BOOBIES!

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #17 Yes please.

    • Niss

      kaley cuoco?

      • Filip J. Cindric

        blieve so..

      • ROK247

        kaley cu-oh-OH!

    • switch_24

      hell yeah! made me go back up for this pic 3 times! unique hotness

    • Zeus

      So hot.. want to touch the hiney!

    • TitoRigatoni

      Invisible cell phone?

    • Catch

      She's absolutely gorgeous, but I'd rather have Amelia Pond #7 :)))

      • jeffdacock

        Karen Gillian, right?

        • its_forge

          It's "Gillan" but yes, that is she who has returned the wow to the role of Companion.

          • its_forge

            Not that they all haven't had some wow factor mind you.

  • Aeternus

    #10 Rainn Wilson Rocks!

    • Dwight Schrute

      Who is this imposter?

    • http://www.facebook.com/conor.galaganmead Conor R. Galagan-Mead

      guy needs to understand, he's a sith at heart

  • llano2

    #19 Is freaky

    • The Spicy Italian

      Now picture the guy in the bottom center firing laser vision at the bird

      • googlio

        That guy looks like Jon Hamm

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #15
    Explains why the launch was scrubbed.

    • Jakub Wrobel

      A friend of mine is there as well. He posted pics of him and Seth. Lucky bastard

    • whatever

      Nasa Girl post?

    • Um hum.

      He tapped it.

    • Billy

      Because Obama was there. They wanted to piss him off for taking away the funding to NASA!

      • Anonymous

        No.

      • wut o_0

        …but…but…Chevy still builds rockets, right?

        :/

        I'd rather my tax dollars had gone to "bail out" NASA

  • COCO

    What is up with the half naked ugly women on chive. I want to see children playing, cats in the sunlight, people having fun. NOT naked women. Keep it cover and have respect.

    • staple

      you know how I know your gay?

      • COCO

        I am not gay, but wanting something better than naked women.

        • ezhammer

          that's how we know you're gay………there is no such thing better than naked women

          • Railing your Wife

            Even my wife likes looking at naked women, so your opinion confounds me COCO.

            Here's a test:
            Did you like the taste of the last pair of balls you licked?
            A) Yes
            B) No

            Let us know your answer, and I think we'll have this one figured out!

    • johannsson

      I think you're looking for the Berry.

      • COCO

        The Berry is not my type.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          You just totally contradicted yourself, moron.

          • YupYupYup

            WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!! theChive has been sadly lacking in crafty sarcasm impaling while you have been off saving the world…liberating Libya…welding…whatever. Welcome back.

            • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              You're way too nice; I'm going to blush. I've been in Hawaii, setting up my website, moving in with Beau, and making my life radtacular. I missed it here.

              • dub

                awww.. I wish I had internet friends.

              • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dayna-Vaughan/1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

                What YupYup said!

    • D.C

      It's "Daily Afternoon Randomness", not "Everything But Half Naked Women" as for the ugly part, get your eyes checked, comon COCO, you're better then this!

      #23

      • COCO

        My eyes are fine, our tastes are different. What you may consider to be pretty is ugly to me.

        • Quixote

          Please submit a link to what you think is pretty…

          • Dillon Turcotte

            Chubby chaser!!

          • COCO

            Just Google cats and you will see

            • Fuck Paula!

              "Just Google cats and you will see"

              BEST. LINE. EVER!

              Coco, you're an idiot, but this made me laugh so hard!

            • dub

              Try icanhascheezburger

              They'll love you over there.

    • bartlett

      cool story, bro. link me to your blog so we can see how to do it right

    • Jakub Wrobel

      n00b

    • jan

      #1, child playing, #6 cat in sunlight, #21 people having fun. gtfo

    • TheRealSnowman

      You want to see children playing, cats in the sunlight, people having fun, ay?
      Oi…. go outside….

    • El Chiverino

      I love this…

    • greasdupdeafguy

      what in the world is better than naked women? Naked women with beer and steaks, maybe?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I guess you're jealous that Ice T is now banging someone that doesn't look like a guido porn star?

      • Hi Again

        I know you took some time off, but I guess you didn't spend it practicing how to be clever.

        • GWGRWE

          this.

        • dub

          *Creepy stalker vibes*

    • EdWood

      Do you realize!
      That was all DAR!

    • Arvzky

      So you mean you like your women fully clothed and loaded with make up and photoshopped? Because the chivettes have been mind-bendingly hot. If you really want to see cats in the sunlight, it's called "Caturday".

      If you haven't noticed, less than 50% of what they post on DAR is half-naked women and they have a separate post for them each day. The fact that it has the word "RANDOM" on its title should alert you that it will have a bunch of totally unrelated pictures from having Half-Naked women in one picture to Batman punching some bad guys on another. That said, You should know that you have the option not to view them at all if you really think the half naked women are ugly and not worth your while. Or better yet, just google what you want to see because us Chivers appreciate whatever TheChive posts, be it Half-naked women or cats in the sunlight. We don't discriminate. .

    • vernsolo

      i bet you want to see children playing. in your dungeon of pedo love.

    • really

      l2p

    • faemike55

      you need to go to another site
      good bye!

  • Henrik

    #20 Alright guys take him now!

    • biscuit

      doom on YOU, doom on YOU, doom on YOU…

    • GK-4

      sleeping on a pillow of featherly salmonella

    • shorty

      that dude just slept with 4000 chicks!

  • UCONN

    #18,
    clever move. congrats, guys, you just strapped your weekend to a solid rocket booster

    • Lucky bastards

      Awesome can't wait to hear the story Monday. Don't get too drunk and forget to take pictures.

    • parker

      "just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother"

      Steve Buscemi, Armageddon

    • El Chiverino

      Pay for a roon ya cheap fucks

      • Jesse

        Whats a roon? ya stupid fuck

      • Rune

        I think he meant "rune" like one that teleports you to your bed and then back to where you were.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I think he meant 'poon'

        • El Chiverino

          ^this

      • greasdupdeafguy

        Do what makes for a better story

    • Jim

      Dude on the left looks like a douche.

      • dub

        lol, at least 24 people agree.

      • Justin

        Dude on the left is a friend of mine from Boston, and he's a good kid, party fuckin animal

    • Stress Fetish

      Hopefully anyone who decides to help you will also be able to provide a greater favor and convince you not to go watch such a sucktard band as the strokes.

      • OldSpiceGuy

        Fuck you The Strokes are an amazing band, my personal favorite. I hope they have a great trip and post pics from the concert because I am more jealous than I can articulate.

        • Stress Fetish

          I can't believe you openly admit this information. For an obvious fey fellow, you have some pretty big huevos.

          • Catch

            The Strokes are awesome. You suck.

          • its_forge

            Kiss my butt, I love the Strokes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hewett/1136641496 Dan Hewett

      Sure this can't possibly end badly… "it puts the lotion in the basket or else I won't post you on the chive again"

    • prankster

      ZOOMASS!!!

    • RiHugh

      Your not "kids" your supposed to be men. Have some class and get a room for your suck-fest.

      • RiHugh

        I am so jealous you might have interactions with other people!

        • RiHugh

          Interesting that someone took the time to try and post a comment pretending to be me. Rule of thumb: when the frat boys start trying to take something that was cool and claim it as their own, the party is over. Adios Chive.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #31 Irreversible anyone…. Yikes.

    • me2

      is there some light at the end?

    • doreen

      Seriously, where is this, it looks really cool!?

    • Robert

      Irreversible but needs the red.

  • llano2

    #28 is awesome

    • COCO

      True, the gray background is breath-taking.

    • Kyle

      Only could be done in HQ. I second the awesomeness.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      My new wallpaper….

    • Guest 2834

      Take the two fingers you type comments with and cut them off, please. Have a great weekend!

    • Brian

      I declare the underboob/sideboob debate over. Long live the queen.

    • EZEE

      There is a bit more going on that being sweaty, or sprayed with water – looks like an oil/water mixture. I have a friend who is into 'glamor photography' and has several 'glamor video' websites – he could incorporate this technique. Any ideas?

  • GoForth

    A little cover-up on your adam's apple will make it look smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

    • sarah

      amazing office reference.

      chive on.
      sarah

  • mbomb

    #18 – What type of kids don't book hotels? Oh, right, the kind without money. GL to ya.

    • Jesse

      Wrong. The Awesome Type! Money or no money….winging it is better

    • derek

      what's wrong with being broke in college? that was me 5 years ago. it forces you to get creative. bravo, guys

    • Young & Awesome

      You sound like an old… a shriveled old coot. Go rock on your chair, coot, leave the awesome adventuring to the pros.

    • mass-$partymdsoonguy

      We didn't book a hotel because we already spent 50 bucks on concert tickets, were about to spend two hundred on gas, and most importantly cuz… we like to party. Oppsies, call us old fashioned.

      • Justin

        Brett & Dutchy ftw, reppin Wilmington

    • db3300

      Kids? You guys look like you're on the 7th year of a 6 year plan.

  • COCO

    Also, why do I keep on seeing the same old photos time by time. Too much repeating. Chive is nice, but…

    • derek

      for those of you who haven't connected the dots, this guy ^^ also just left this comment:

      "What is up with the half naked ugly women on chive. I want to see children playing, cats in the sunlight, people having fun. NOT naked women. Keep it cover and have respect."

      • COCO

        Stop hurting me. Think about it. Some pictures here are repeated and same old type.

        • jason

          chive keeps repeats low. Also, i don't mind them. some of us don't spend every waking hour on the internet. many are seeing them for the first time.

          The 'type' is never repeated either. you're just making that shit up. find one photo with the 'same type' and link us to it. one pic. go.

  • Johnny Tsunami

    #29 Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I'll have a Duff, you have one too!

    • rigo

      this is in argentina, Buenos Aires to be exact. was there, didnt get a chance to get one, total bummer…

      • juan

        I upload the photo, and yes, this is in argentina, but no buenos aires…they are selling duff beer all around the country….

        • Brian

          I think it's made in Galicia, Spain

          • http://www.facebook.com/flaino Fede Laiño

            Nope, it's made in Argentina… the factory is just outside Buenos Aires
            http://www.duffargentina.com/

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sandy-Huette/815930386 Sandy Huette

          I've had it here in Grande Prairie Alberta. And the only way to enjoy it is to be very drunk before consuming. But every beer is a good beer, some are just better then others!

      • Vagina Jones

        Yea the Quilmes gave that one away! 🙂

      • http://www.facebook.com/Eder.David.RS Eder David

        So… a beer in Argentina is worth 10 bucks in a super market???
        Check the price…
        I doub its Argentina xD

        • Gabe

          not really because the price is in pesos … so a 12 peso beer would cost like 3 american dollars… not an exaggerated value for beer, esp a duff

    • Duff Man

      Ive had it, it wasnt very good in fact it was one of the worst beers I ever had but it was still cool to say I had Duff. OOOH YEAAAH

    • Seannerz

      "Here's to alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"

    • Ezek

      GO QUILMES, GO!!! LA MEJOR CERVEZA DEL MUNDO

  • TommyGuns

    #12 Willow you know how many of us drool over this?

    • Lucky Guess

      At least 1.

    • El Chiverino

      So far, you

    • ROK247

      so hot, the photos come out all effed up.

    • calaman012

      Dear god Willow, now I have to clean my keyboard again (from the drool you pervs).

    • Hector

      I got stuck like 20 minuts in this, Dear Jesus Lord this girl is gorgeous.

  • Quixote

    And now I can leave work…

    • wintercoat

      You can stand?

  • McSgwigga

    #3 – thats a picnic I want to be at

  • Joel

    #34….dear god

    • Guest 3845

      Thank you for your amazing insight, in pointing out that that is – indeed – a photo of an attractive ass. I would truly not have been able to discern this myself, if it were not for your brilliant discovery. I thumb you up, sir, to your commitment to excellence.

      • El Chiverino

        Thumbs abound

    • Chris

      Yeah, That's pretty much absurd.

    • Bassline

      does anyone know who makes these pictures?

      • Directory

        A guy called Photo Shop.

    • crh

      that pic made my mouth water. literally.

  • femtrooper

    #17 Penny?

    • asdf

      BAZINGA!

    • Leonard

      Penny indeed.

      • Indeed

        I'll take a Penny for my thoughts any day. Here's a hint…. they're sexy thoughts.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I was just about to ask who she is. She is so freakin cute I just wanna kiss her.

    • mick

      *knock knock* Penny? *knock knock* Penny? *knock knock* Penny?

  • bennyboy

    #30
    i don't think i'm gonna like part 2

    • Crash Course

      Step 1. Insert penis into vagina
      Step 2. Remove penis halfway
      Step 3. Repeat until desired result is achieved

      It's not rocket science.

      • Dr. Strange Pants

        missing step
        angle upwards
        feel that spongy texture?- –now you're doing it right

        • Yer Welcome

          That may not be enough, the love button is the key.

    • F-U

      I feel bad for those that have this much trouble figuring it out.

      • Justin Hall

        You can always just skip this class and get an MBA instead. That works wonders.

    • YupYupYup

      More feeling, less freakout. It is not rocket science.

    • RiHugh

      Step #2 hit the clit.

      • RiHugh

        Ewww gross. When I typed 2 it posted my evil thoughts by the wise men.

    • EZEE

      O youngsters – you have so much to learn before you realize you don't know anything. All women are different – all. Going down is good, but then, clockwise, counter clockwise, fast, slow, left side, ride side, pull hood up, don't pull hood up. And on Effing – that 1/2 out, then in? Noooooo – most will like a circular grind – but not all! The grind is many times more important.

      When all else fails, electrical equipment – Brookstone has some good ones, or, the Hitachi Magic Wand.

  • bunedoggle

    #25 Nice hooters.

    • Guest 2539

      What we have here is a failure to communicate.

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