Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

Fair warning, it's Hump Day...

  • Brother Maynard

    #37 Me likes!

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      HELLS YEAH!!

    • Angry Kid

      No way!!! Get the fuck out of town. You like nice ass? You must be eligible for a medal of some sort!

      • plop

        dude, stop being angry… it's hump day

    • tom a

      so you're neighbors won the bet?

      so did all the chivers!!!

      • BloodScrubber

        Your next two words to your neighbors after they see your post should be: Suck It!.
        Chive on beautiful.

    • zoo

      i thought your neighbor just wanna see your butt in a little panty. u got tricked.

      • smallchinaman

        Your neighbors will be beating off to those pics for a long time.

  • Dom

    #32 and not a single fuck was given.

    • shitfaced

      So played out. Hence the thumbs down.

      • Angry Kid

        Nor does it in any way fit the pic. The comments on this site get dumber every day.

    • Bud_kk

      Does an unoriginal comment counter another unoriginal comment, if so – one fuck was given… to your mum.

      • Vagina Jones

        You sound like your from LONDON!

        • Bud_kk

          Good call.

  • NotPaula

    #6 made me lol, a lot.

    • Gutterville

      But still is a very true phase

      • DaddyD


        • Vagina Jones

          Pregnancy is just a phase… you'll get over it.

  • #387

    #27 Yamma Hamma

    • Jason

      where did this come from? i want to see moar please

      • Tiago

        Search for Juju Salimeni

        • mark

          Love her nekkid shots… OH.MY.GOD.

    • New Chiver

      Chuck Norris wants his legs back.

      • Old Chiver

        Arnold Schwarzenegger wants his legs back.

        • Gevth

          Chun Li wants her legs back.

          • Glenn_Coco

            I want her legs back… behind her head.

            • TeamAmerica


          • Thumpybass

            THIEF, I thought the exact same thing

    • Shad

      Holy Legs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Victor-Abreu-Andrade/1768871141 Victor Abreu Andrade

      Juju from the program show "Panico na TV" from Brazil
      Brazil reign in the Chive ^^

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Victor-Abreu-Andrade/1768871141 Victor Abreu Andrade

      Look in google Juju Playboy XD

  • Henrik

    #14 That must be the most awesome golf car I have ever seen!

    • Average Chiver


      • Vagina Jones

        Haha, so true. But it is a bad ass cart.

        • Foley

          Let the urban golfing begin.

    • IMHO

      Where did you get it, Chive? Was there something like that in Caddyshack (Dangerfield)? I really don't know, but it looks familiar (aside from the new paint job). Spotted it at the PB mansion? Ah, c'mon, I'm a horrible guesser.

      That makes me think, Dangerfield is underappreciated for his meme potential. "I went to my doctor, he said I'm nuts, I asked for a second opinion, and he said 'You're ugly'". That's gold, Jerry, GOLD.

      • El Chiverino

        Settle, the hell, down

    • Billy Bob

      I sit in my cubical hating life right now.

    • Jeremy

      Is this the new yardstick of "making it"?

    • BOCO KID

      But what do you do with it besides be Awesome?

    • jken

      And nobody has mentioned the photobomb on the last pic yet? Son I am dissapoint

    • chicksdigit

      Who will be the first one to get laid in it?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Florian-Shena/1147038093 Florian Shena

      The Chive mobile

  • Urban

    #24 Supernatural is a bad-ass show!

    • sammuelchase

      that is the truest statement ive heard all day

    • Killswitchnow

      Much agreed.

  • disturbed

    #27 Add to cart.

    • IMHO

      These thighs are sold by weight. Overall, not a bad looking bird, and a great smile earns mundo points. I wonder if there was some speed/figure-skating in her past; she has the build.

    • KeyserSoze

      cyclist probably

    • Angry Kid

      Step 2. Push cart off nearest cliff. Kill it with fire on the way down.

    • you are not mark

      The Chive golf cart? Not sure her thighs will fit…

  • Random

    #48 happy hump day

  • Paula_

    Important message for all Paula haters that have tickets to The Chive meetup: http://j.mp/fTtVEr

    – the one you love to hate

    • Firefighter23

      I hope you get violated by a rusty iron pole.

      • SaltineRican

        Why do people hate paula?

    • ALT

      yeah… not gonna risk clicking on that….

      • bettingonthecubs

        lol i clicked on it. had to give a thumbs up for creativity

      • Paula_

        Yeah… like I'd link to something destructive… or whatever it is you fear.

        – Pussy! Puuuussy! pussy pussy pussy!

        • deebo

          Paula = Rooster + Lollipop.

      • IMHO

        I clicked, and as number 1835101, I didn't take it personally.

        I am late to this thing. Why does everyone hate Paula, other than that she/he/it is mildly annoying, and appears to be an AI possessed by a retarded ghost ? Chive, show is the history of this Casper's-mental-midget-machine so that newcomers can try to understand.

        • Paula_

          1,074 coming from the Chive since april 28th… Shhht!

          – the one who unfortunately is only considered mildly annoying

    • Frank

      YEsssss i will face fuck you at the meet up.

      -The one who will face fuck you at the meet up.

      • Paula_

        There's no Frank on the guest list?

        – randomly erasing people from the guest list

  • Is this thing on?

    gettin closer…

  • deebo

    Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate context it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP. Anything is possible when you copy and paste. I'm on a laptop.

    • captainclutch

      The effort's there, the finish isn't. play again.

    • Yawn

      Clever mostly-original comment, thumbs down. "Me Likes" with a picture of ass next to it, thumbs up. Welcome to The Chive.

      • FAIL

        Not clever or original. People have been posting this on forums for ages.

        • Timothy

          Ok, I see your point. But, it's original to this site, at least.

    • TinyTimmy

      Me no understand. u iz a lap top?

  • T.T. Tiger

    Clark, you need to take a picture Chiveing from baseball heaven. Oh yeah and #48

    • Timothy

      How did you escape the special ed class again, Tiger? Mrs. Schilling was worried sick!

  • makers mark

    #44 That is just sexy as hell

    • Lalala

      Are you saying that because it's a picture of a girl with a nice ass and you think the rest of us are blind and wanted to share that with us, or because you have nothing interesting to say at all?

    • OMNOM


    • switch_24

      perfect HUMP! =) and now i ask.. moaaar pics of her!

    • Chud

      Go Bruins!!!

    • ryan

      awesome, fellow bruin

    • Adam

      That a girl, and this is coming from a fellow UCLA ALUM.

  • Average Chiver


    #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25 #26 #27 #28 #29 #30 #31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40 #41 #42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47 #48

    • Chiefs420

      Was all the time you spent typing that worth it?

    • shitfaced


      • Average Chiver

        Chive on!

    • El Chiverino

      This here is an original comment, much like 99% of the other comments that these forefathers of originality have blessed us with. I like it Average Chiver, you see it as it is.

      • The Real D. Nozzle


    • Average Chiver

      Also…. your comments don't seem to work properly, The Chive.

    • Allenavw

      All the pictures don't even show up. We're all aware how awesome the DAR is, so thanks tips.

      • Average Chiver

        You missed the point train.

  • D10

    #44 UCLA: 1 USC:0

    • Jimmy

      This is gonna be a war where there are no losers.

    • Ken

      I see what you are doing there. I approve.

  • Sauru

    #37 your neighbor loses and we all win

    • plop

      i wouldn't say her neighbor lost

  • Joe

    I finally relies why people hate daily awesomeness being late. You cant live with out it

    • DUM DUM

      I realize that you are 15 years old. And it is Daily Afternoon RANDOMNESS. It's morning awesomeness.

    • greasdupdeafguy

      this is a downright insult to the greatness that is the DAR. BEG FOR THE DAR'S MERCY

    • Joe

      You are giving Joes everywhere an average name.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #37 sonofabitch I need to move!!!

    • theKev

      Obviously shopped!

      • ranD

        please do tell where it is exactly you see this "obvious shop" at. theres no warping or smoothing anywhere. just cause your step sister wont let you hit it, doesnt mean you need to hate on EVERY nice ass out there. just say thank you,then shut up and move on…

  • wztarheel

    #14 Sweet Ride Chive

  • Angry Kid

    Chivers don't know how to be funny, and 99% of your comments suck balls. Try harder.

    • deebo

      Don't feed the troll……

    • dizzard

      Just remember your comment is part of that 99%.

      • Angry Kid

        I'm ok with being average.

        • JAFitC

          Let us know when you achieve it.

        • Poontangler

          You're giving yourself too much credit.

        • WRGRE

          you're one of the best commenters on this site kid. keep it up. you're not the only one sick of their circle-jerk.

          • Angry Kid

            I don't give a SHIT! (Thanks)

    • Nathanial Hörnblowér

      this kid is so angry !

    • Petey

      how bout you fuck off and go do something productive like wait for your 13 year old balls to drop. faggot

    • ryan

      everyone shut the fuck up

  • McSgwigga

    #20 then #21 made me proper LOL – Superb

    • DistractedIndividual

      The resemblance is unmistakable!

      • heltshtein valkikrek

        bitchen freakiing rude about, that fine girl, whats the fuck assholez. you hurting fucking feeling m yous paice off shitty trash.

        • DistractedIndividual

          Sorry, I don't speak troll.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Oh man, you shoulda seen it on reddit this morning. You'd of been lol'in like a mothafucker at the original. Its amazing, the chive even steals the headings.

      once again, chive, you are nothing more than asshat thieves.

      • Haterade.


      • Sean

        Stop coming to Chive then you douche.

        • Szhfinestalktchein

          cockwad sean shut the hell up, fuken qwack

  • skip

    ….Yeah, and it wasn't XL Mens Chive T ee's….

    • Rob


  • sully23

    #37 and #48- Thank god for this Wonderful hump day! Well done Chive!

    • Zeldo K. fowrltok

      yea chive did this, not some bitch with a camera, fricking joke smely fuckrat.

  • Henrik

    #42 So close…

    • Jack

      Thats Kader Loth from Germany. Believe me this bitch is stupid like a pile of dogshit.

      • diesel9

        her intelligence is not something im interested in

        • hoernchen

          too bad shes also ugly as hell. her sideboob is more promising than it really is.

      • Vagina jones

        Ohhh NO!! I wanted to play chess with her and discuss existentialism! I guess now i will just have to fantisize about her body and stuff.

    • KyleGamgee

      That's some good sideboob right there.

  • AutoThumb

    YUM YUM YUM!!!!


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