Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

Heads Up, Lauren Gentile is still in theCHIVE offices shooting on our live webcam right here.

  • Brother Maynard

    Late DAR, Lauren in office, forgiven.

    • Moral

      A late DAR may be forgiven, but is never forgotten.

  • esa21

    As much as I'm enjoying the photoshoot – THANKS for the DAR!

    • raf

      #19 Icebox turned out fine.

  • Brother Maynard

    #46 Sexy and WTF all in one.

    • Bud_kk

      Keystone… My type of girl.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elliot-Atkinson/100000438350852 Elliot Atkinson

        Pretty sure that's a Bud Light

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      It reminds me of that scene in The Shining.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

      That's Bud Light… and if she is drinking alone taking pictures of herself I pity her.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    My cat Moe… That's his favorite pastime.

    • GoForth

      I like your cat's taste…

      • AmIDoingItRight?

        I like how cats taste.

    • korrie

      the most appetizing thing on the planet?

  • Angry Kid

    DAR is one hour late. TOTAL PANIC ENSUES.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rjpark720 Richard Park

    Loving the photoshoot, but DAR is finally here

  • JohnsScarf

    Oh #17 good glory

  • Haterade

    I could give a shit about lauren gentile. and this might be the largest theft from reddit yet. way to go chive. hope you sleep well at night stealing from those who post out of the goodness of their hearts. asshats.

    • Capitalsfan74

      I think you mean "I couldn't give a shit"…

      • Haterade

        I think you are correct, good sir. Although perhaps I could give a shit, but nothing more…

        • Angry Kid

          Sounds like you just need to take a shit! And I thought I was angry.

          • Haterade

            why would I take a shit somewhere? I prefer to leave them places or, on rare occasion, give them.

            • Frank

              Booo! Stop stealing George Carlin's material. Though delivered much more crudely and not near as funny, theft is theft.

              • Haterade

                I meant to steal from Beavis and Butthead. They are fake, so it's cool.

        • Capitalsfan74

          Not even a shit and a half? Disappointing.

    • sarah

      for those of you who haven't met haterade, he hates on the chive whenever he can. so much so that it's obvious he secretly loves the chive. usually he does't even read the posts

      and his grammer… not so good

      • Angry Kid

        Lol @ "grammer." They must not have dictionaries in the kitchen, eh Sarah?

        • Catch


    • Ben

      Why does it matter? This is not original Reddit material. Im pretty sure The Chive isn't saying this is their original material either. Its fuckin Mad Max times on the internet man! Anything goes!

      • Haterade

        please see responses below. TL;DR – Chive makes money from the content redditors create for free.

        • Pistola

          If you make a product for free and I make a profit from the same product it kinda sounds like you're an idiot for not cashing in on it…

    • landy

      it should be noted that 3 of the top stories on reddit the past 24 hours were original content photos from the chive.

      the difference? the chivers don't care if original chive photos are uploaded on reddit because they make people smile. some (not all) of the redditors can be a nasty lot; a sort of 'hey, i uploaded this photo to share with the millions of people on reddit ONLY.'

      the chivers don't think humor is inclusive.

      • Haterade

        No, they think humor should be taken from those who create it gratuitously and sold at a profit.

        Care to support your claim regarding the top three reddit stories? I'll even do a TIL if it is actually true.

        • Haterade's Mom

          Gawd you are fucking boring. I come here for entertainment, not for BITCHING and WHINING. So STFU.

    • Jimmy5923

      No one gives a flying fuck, besides you.

      • Haterade

        so far -50 people care.

    • switch_24

      just noticed that every week, at least one troll complains / cries that photos posted here were 'stolen' from reddit / other website / his cat's private photos..

      c'mon, do you really think that contents on other sites too are 100% original, and or 'new'? if that's the case, well, "welcome to the internet!".. otherwise just stfu and take a pill or something.. jeez

      • Haterade

        Here it is buddy. Reddit has minimal, if any, ads. The Chive, on the other hand, is making money hand over fist stealing shit. Theft from the rich to give to the poor is noble. Theft from the poor to make money is indefensible. The chive fits in the latter category, with reddit in the former.

        Not to mention the chauvinistic, homophobic, racist banter that occurs here and the undeniably weak nature of the comments. "I like boobs!" Plus 100! "Gays are gay!" Plus 1000! "Mexican people smell" Plus 10,000,000!

        Redditors are basically your average nerd. Chivers are your average jock frat boy. Once again, the jock frat boys will spend years poking fun at the nerds, only to steal their shit and pander it as original years later. Fortunately for the nerds, by the time the jock frat boys catch on, they have moved to bigger and better things. Those bigger and better things, of course, will once again be stolen by the jock frat boy. And thus is the circle of life.

        • Stanley

          I agree with you, for the most part, dude.

        • switch_24

          your first post was about "the chive stealing photos", and now you just changed it to "the chive making money" .. now i wonder what other complaints do you have for this site (and yet you're still here)..

          please watch "Flash of Genius" and "The Social Network" so you can get it..

          my last reply, gotta stop feeding the trolls!!!!!

        • Loverade

          Sounds like maybe someone has a complex? Its OK love you nerdy boy! The guys on here are mostly nerds too. Go see the petition the clicked 'like' on for the release Osama photos facebook thingy. Mostly pudgy, nerdy looking guys. Really no jocks.

          The Chive has created a site that aggregates information or pictures and profits by branding and selling adds. Its more of a 'value added' business structure. You see the site layout, the catchy lingo, the Chive community, etc. is what makes the Chive, the Chive. The pictures on reddit are not copy-written so they can be used.

          You seem to have a good heart, but lighten up nerdy boy, and find your self a little hottie that likes nerdy boys. Mwah! ❤

          • Hmmmm

            About the gayest thing I've read all day….

            • Rusty

              Loverade is a chick…..jackass

        • gimletmike

          People like you are the reason that I no longer go to Reddit. It is nothing but trolls and haters.

          • Haterade

            You have not read the comments on reddit then. They are very few effective trolls on reddit. I troll here because there is no reason to troll reddit.

        • Catch


        • Lizzy


        • Crickets


        • panama99

          @ Haterade, so if I read this e-mail correctly you are standing up for the nerdy, anti-jock, mexican, anti-fratboy group because the Chive is abusing them especially if they have boobs……does that still stand if they are from Costa Rica or Latin America countries or just Mexico?

          I did laugh at your "Gays are gay" remark, thank you for clearing that up for me.

          For such a terrible site, why do you keep coming back? Are you into pain, do you not like yourself and you end your e-mail by quoting the Lion King with the circle of life. Suh a sad life you seem to have.

          • krashtester

            Hey! That "Gays are gay" comment is mine! Should I whine you quoted my lame comment? No!

            Oh and I'm also guilty of saying…I love tits! Sorry, don't mean to overstate the obvious, but they are awesome!

            Noone, and I mean noone has ever put together a site like the Chive. Yes there are sites like it, but none compare, no matter where they get their content. Agreed on the heavy ads though….used to be a fast site to open….

            Either way
            Chive rocks!

        • landy

          who is thumbing that jackass up? Here it really is, buddy. Reddit is owned by Conde Nast, one of the largest corporations in the world. the chive is privately owned and bootstrapped by two brothers. theft from the poor? CORRUPT-AS-HELL CONDE NAST? knowledge is power, people.

          • Haterade

            I am really, truly surprised it took chivers so long to point that out.

            Nonetheless, where are the obnoxious ads? Do you get some fucking pink ad going across the screen on reddit? no. you dont.

        • Spread the hate

          I agree with you. All you have to do is scroll down the comments section (literally on this page) and see how the chive community turns a discussion about U.S. vs Canada into Mexican bashing.

        • REDDIT

          Fuck all these thieves, man. Reddit FTW, Chive can have the sloppy seconds.

    • its_forge


    • doot

      shut up, you'll be back tomorrow

    • stopattentionwhore

      Why do you all continue to let this asshat troll you? He obviously comes here and looks at the posts, or else he wouldn't know what would push your buttons. Accept the fact that he is a Chiver, self-hating or not. If you really don't like something, you have nothing to do with it, clearly not the case here.


    • greasdupdeafguy

      "grammatical errors, hating on hotties, stupid accusations, stupid statement meant to cut down someone, and "asshats" just to top it off. TROLLING COMPLETE" -Haterade

    • some dude

      i think i agree with you about the lauren gentile thing, haterade. she's hot and all, and it's cool that she's into taking pictures of herself, i guess, but to post them in search of attention on such a regular basis is starting to drive me nuts. and by no means is she the only offender! it's crazy, though – i'm glad there are "regular" girls out there as much as the next guy, but it's a bit silly to think that a GENUINE "regular" girl would take pictures and post themselves all over the internet (or all over the chive).

      do it.

      • Lizzy


      • El Chiverino

        This guy here ^ is a smart guy

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

      I only read Chive.

    • ???

      Asshat = ❤

    • bmac1

      So you have personally given thechive 7 separate pageviews, and your comments have generated an additional 21 pageviews from responding comments. Keep up the good work!

      • bmac1

        *23 pageviews, plus the 2 from me. Your point was somehow lost in the sea of revenue you just created for thechive.

      • Haterade

        That is why I was so surprised when the chive blocked me for a week or two. I can assure you, I have been commenting here for longer than the vast majority. Part of why I am angry is I used to love this site. Then it turned into a dude fest, racism began to sprout, and the chive lost its way.

    • Blackwater

      Haterade, if you don't like the chive then do us all a favor and GTFO or stay and enjoy what it has to offer but either way STFU.

  • Osama bin Chivin'

    Chive on from the bottom of the ocean!

    • aleXTC

      I know what you were probably thinking right when the SEALS busted in your complex. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.

      • Ben


      • deebo

        ….sigh….worth a thumbs up though.

      • Sigh

        Worked unfortunately pretty well for 5 years!

  • Bon Rurgandy

    #34 is that watermelon baby flipping us all the bird??

    • Anon


      • Firefighter23


    • Ken

      Just twisted enough to make me laugh. But not exactly in line with my childhood memories of watermelon at summer cookouts.

    • db3300

      Congratulations! You have come up with 9 consecutive words that have never appeared on the web before. The hasn't happened since 1998.

      • db3300

        Per Google:

        'No results found for "is that watermelon baby flipping us all the bird" '

  • Bobby Flay


    Gross, that will get in the food.

    • BDR529

      I hope so!

    • tom a

      I would go to this bakery twice a day…at least

    • erasure

      Bobby, go TexMex some pancakes and shut the hell up about dat ass!

    • Dr. Strange Pants

      Excuse me Ma'm
      Let me help you clean that up
      …with my tongue

    • Petey

      what food?

  • AutoThumb



    • Trollface

      Works every time.

      • mark

        60% of the time…

        • BallsMcGee

          ..every time…

    • huh?

      Hot Crossed Buns!

    • Kyle Retrato

      I'd like to see a gif showing how the flour got there.

  • SomeGuy

    I like the DAR a lot more than I like webcams.


    #27 Seems like a good enough reason to me

  • keithp420

    #40 feel so dirty, but I like it…

    • Bobby Flay

      Enjoy jail.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

        maybe she got left back a grade or two…

        • Clickawhat

          *hopefully* she got left back a grade or two

          • JROC

            i dont fucking care im 22 not 40

            • Chris Hanson

              You could be 19… still gonna half to walk around telling your neighbors your registered sex offender once you get out of jail.

              • Chris Hanson

                have* (Sorry I left my ghetto on)

              • Catch

                Depends if she's under 17 or not. At least in most states it's not as serious offense if they're within 5 years of age. Or so my pervy friends tell me.

              • bear

                haha chris hanson that's good

                • badexperience

                  Even if you were also 17, stay away from Catholic school girls they are nothing but trouble

                  • greasdupdeafguy

                    good trouble?

                    • IrrEgular


            • Her best friends Dad

              I'm 38 and I don't care.

      • its_forge

        Guffaw that woman is at *least* 24.

      • Soup

        Find her "for me," I'm only 17, it wouldn't be wrong for just "me" to look, right?

        • Spellwvr

          I agree, find her for Soup, I and the rest of the older chivers promise not to look…

    • Anon

      I sometimes wish I knew what I know now, when I was in highschool. Hell, make that junior high.

      • Anon's ex

        Jeez I wish you had, also. So you finally bought a map and located the clitoris?

    • Eric

      She's probably 15

      • Brother Maynard

        And a not a good face.

    • Gutterville

      I miss school

    • dev0

      FIND HER!!!!!
      Now I am ashamed.
      Now I am over it.
      FIND HER!!!

    • MikeK

      15 will get you 20… But damn!

    • Robert

      The law is just written enforced interpretation. Anything our sexual inhibitions make up and desire in our own individual minds is within our own individual fucking laws. I'm doing her right now in my mind.

      • PedoBear

        She's too old

    • jojo

      Not illegal to look.

      • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

        To true. YEASH, chit like this is the definition of unfair.

    • robby

      Serioulsy who cares. 16 or 61, she is hot! It is only illegal to have (or attempt to have) sex with someone under 18 … window shopping isn't stealing.

    • thepikeypio

      just to make a point with consent the law is 4 years 4 months and 4 days…

    • Jai

      She is 18 now, I used to read Michael Crook's blog(douchebag who wrote forsake our troops) and that's his wife.

  • crazydog

    HAHA OMFG #34 is crazy!

  • jesus

    #40 im sensing pedobear is near

    • robby

      Ephebobear more like, Ebear isn't nearly as hilarious , since his attraction ( sexualy mature girls) is the same every human male has… He is only commits a slight social fauq paw by admitting it .( GET IT PAW LOLOL)

    • isawoj

      I kept waiting for the Pedo Bear to pop out from under her skirt.

    • billy

      fuck pedo bear, I'll take her!~

  • Trolliver

    So….. about that Osama photo…

  • Burlinator

    #29 Candy bar lineup!

    • Seannerz

      Come on, I know one of you can name all of these.

      • Zoey

        THEY'RE ALL TWIX!!!

    • shwan

      right to left, whachmacalit, snickers, butterfinger, ????????????????

      • shwan

        second row, rollo, ? 5th ave, ?
        third row, almond joy, 3 musketeers, snickers, milkyway
        forth row, 100 grand,?, carmello, baby ruth
        fith row, mounds, ????????????? fk now i have to go and look at a candy isle to figure this out.

        • rob

          1. Watchamacallit
          2. Mars
          3. Butterfinger
          5. Rolos
          6. Peanut Butter Twix?
          8. Chunky
          9. Almond Joy
          10. 3 Musketeers Dark?
          11. Snickers
          12. Milky Way
          13. 100 Grand
          14. 3 Musketeers?
          15. Caramello
          16. Payday
          17. Mounds?
          18. Baby Ruth
          19. York Peppermint Pattie??
          20. Kit-Kat

          • rob

            4. 5th Ave

            7 has me stumped. And I'm pretty sure 19 isn't a peppermint pattie but don't know what else it could be.

            • jjf

              Charleston chew for 19, I bet

              • tlilz

                6 is a Reese's fastbreak, best candybar ever

    • newscot

      George Costanza approves.

  • Mmmm boobs

    Show us your tits!


    • Rick

      If I'm not mistaken, that's Amanda Wenk. Google…

      • Mmmmm tits.

        More like "Oh man gotta wank."

  • MigraineBoy

    #2 Looks like Paula parked there.

    • Paula_

      Hmm, what? Sorry, was a bit distracted by the immensly interesting shots OF THE FUCKING ROOF of the Chive office while anticipating a photoshoot.

      – affraid of heights

      • Waldorf

        Begone, heathen!

    • dizzard

      I was kind of expecting to scroll down and see that as the first comment



    • Hospadar

      wrong "your." you want to say you're as in "you are." also, canada is neither communist nor socialist… why would either type of person take the photo?

    • Tim Horton

      Canada is the greatest country in the world. It's not filled with patriotic douche bags, we have the best weed in the world, we can snowboard and golf in the same day, and we finally got the internet a few months ago. What else could you ask for? Free health care? oh wait! Beer that tastes like beer? Oh wait. Less Mexicans? Oh wait. Man 'merica can suck it gently. From the President of Canada, Tim Horton.

      • mark

        Still 'Merica's hat.

        • Tim Horton

          George W. Bush

          • mark


            • caleb

              The man knows when he's be bested, lol. Gotta respect that.

          • greasdupdeafguy

            low blow, man. low blow

      • Surprise... boobs!

        1. It's not filled with patriotic people because there's nothing to love about Canada

        2. Your best weed comes from Colorado and California

        3. We can snowboard, golf AND surf on the same day

        4. We've had the internet since Al Gore (our ex-vice president) INVENTED IT

        5. We may not have free healthcare but that's because our doctors get paid, which is why they are the best in the world

        6. I wouldn't call what you drink up there "beer." Maybe moose piss, on a good day.

        7. Mexicans are awesome

        8. You don't even have a president

        USA > Canada all day long.

        • ilovecanadianbeaver

          Best weed from colorado and cali??? Maybe google BC Bud… Or ask someone who actually smokes weed… Check the rest of your "facts"… i've been to mexico so i know first hand 7 is bs

          • Chive_On

            Can't say all Mexicans are awesome. I've got about a 80% DBag to 20% awesome ratio here in Oregon.

            And define what makes them awesome for you? My definition is if they can speak more than 5 words of English. Not racist, just sick of having to have a Spanish to English dictionary in order to communicate to public service employees.

            • deebo

              You don't like our pointy boots?

            • Geoff

              Mexicans don't really bother me here, down in Colorado. They're just people, like anyone else really. I find diversity to be cool, but I did grow up in a diverse place, probably unlike Oregon. The more different people around to learn from, the better for me.

          • Umad

            U mad Canadian bro?

        • Steve

          Yes Mexican's are awesome. Especially the women. Turn on Telemundo and you'll see what I'm talking about.

          • Catch

            I love how this turned from 'Merika vs 'Merika's Hat to Mexican bashing so quickly.

        • Romcon

          1. Literally everything about Canada is worth loving.

          2. BC kills california and colorado weed.

          3. So can we.

          4. Your welcome for hockey, basketball, pacemakers…oh and something called the TELEPHONE.

          5. Our doctors also get paid, if they didn't they wouldn't want to become doctors.

          6. I wouldn't call what you drink down there beer. I prefer moosehead or a nice molson canadian.

          7. Your just lucky all we have are stupid French Canadians.

          8. Your dumb…president = prime minister. Both are leaders of the country.

          Why dont you listen to Mr. Brokaw here and get some appreciation for your neighbours to the north.

          • Merica

            Our Mexicans can kick you French Candians' ASS!

      • Forget the Alamo

        It's Cinco De Mayo man!… back the fuck off the Mexicans! Its the one time of year when Americans defend Mexicans openly! You better not be a Frenchie Canadian cause then its on like Donkey Kong.

        • JMikeH

          Mexicans kicking French ass on Cinco de Mayo say it aint so Jorge say it aint so!
          Sept. 16 is much more fun if you are friends with real Mexicans.

      • Logan

        You were doing good until the Mexicans comment, shows that racist douche bags can live in any country huh?

      • Frankyfive

        Same amount of racist though.

    • matty

      i really wish people would look up the difference between communism and socialism, instead of jumping on the bandwagon of using the two interchangeably. Communism can go to hell. Socialism is for nations that actually care about the well being of their citizens.

      • Angry Kid

        This statement is so wrong it's not even worth discussing. Go look up how awesome North Korea, China and the Soviet Union are, then come back and revise your idiotic statement about how socialism is great. In fact, GTFO, seriously move to fucking North Korea.

        • head


      • jayman

        Socialism is for nations that have people that want to be taken care of by other hard working people's money. Socialism works out great until you run out of other people's money. Then you get communism. Look it up genius.

      • jayman

        The German party led by Adolf Hitler was called the National SOCIALIST German Workers' Party. You can keep it. I'll take my freedom any day…

        • Charlie

          Dude, just because there's "socialist" in the title doesn't make them socialists. The National Socialist German Worker's Party (NAZIs) were fascist.

          Don't get me wrong, I'm with you on the freedom though. Just wanted to point that out.

    • Just a Guy

      Man, The Chive is the last place I thought I would see this kind of horse sh*t – we're the best neighbours in the world – chill dudes…

      • Haterade

        You kidding me? there are at least 15 racist comments a day on this shithole of a jock circle jerk.

    • tisgreat

      38 comments sweet oh and by the way YOU'RE all commie socialists be proud

  • Shivers

    Check Lauren's webshoot thread, get totally creeped out by comments.

  • Original

    This is the most original comment today.

  • BDR529

    #20 Bacon makes everything better!

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