Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • jesus

    #19 bombed and got a little boob action. like a pimp.

    • Taylor

      Epic chiver in the making!!!!!

    • Robbo

      You thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah, lunch!

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        Look who's talking reference. FTW

    • Doofenshmirtz

      I'm thinking…MILF! Looks to me like she's got the yoga pants on 🙂
      I say 'find her' and do another MILF post…

    • Redbirds

      I wanna party with this baby

    • nom nom

      No hover hand here………this kid will be "tha dude"

    • nathan

      that mom is hot!

  • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

    #20

    Come get some!!!

    • sully23

      This is my BOOMSTICK!

    • McBeastie

      Give me some sugar baby…..no, really…pass the sugar please.

    • disturbed

      Shop smart. Shop S Mart!

    • bud

      Baby, you got reaalll ugly

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #3 WANT!

  • Bon Rurgandy

    is it sad or awesome that the morning awesomeness is posted before i went to sleep?

    • Jobiwan

      I ask myself that same thing every night 🙂

    • TiredGradStudent

      Or in this sad case, because it is finals week, I have 2 papers due tomorrow, and I won't be sleeping at all…

      • TiredGradStudent

        At least it's Friday which means the pain is almost over 🙂

  • Nanook

    #14 What?! No Pedobear?

    • Q-bert

      He wouldn't be interested in old men :/

    • julietromeobravo

      where happy walking leo?

    • pablo

      what happened to the mustache guy from the golf game

    • TomTom

      I was looking for "guy running with ice cream cone"

  • Surf and Snow

    #18 stopped being funny after the 500th beggar using it. Seriously, if you are standing around all day you have plenty of time to think of something original. No change for you. Step it up a notch.

    • 4xaClown

      Couldn't have said it better myself… These are getting annoying now.

    • Meggles

      but he is like 10?

    • Michael Brown

      Yes, I'm getting sick of seeing the same pics over and over. The chive can't remember what they posted a day ago but I can?

  • 1st?

    1st?

    • FrenchGuy

      You're right, there's been a lot before, but you're the first to fail THAT much !
      You're not even on the top 5 … So not only your internet connection is slow …

    • Jake

      you my friend, are a loser.

    • Jules

      No

  • Ryno

    #16 Hardee's, the southern version of Carl's Jr..

    • LAZYN8R

      The Midwest, Gulf coast, and East coast's version of Carl's Jr.

    • McBeastie

      No. Carl's Jr is the Northern version of Hardee's.

      • mrluke

        ??? I live in MN and have a Hardee's down the road. I am confused by your incorrect comment.

        • Your Mom's Dog

          Carl's Jr. originated in Southern California. The company bought out Hardee's and they are nothing alike with the exception of a very few items.

          • Ryno

            Hardee's originated in Greenville, N.C. and spread through the south before any other region. If they were nothing alike then they would have no items alike. They have more than a few items that are alike, just with different names.

        • McBeastie

          You must be southern MN.

          • Al Capwn

            try ely, mn…15 miles from minnesota's northern border

            • testington

              I'm from Northern MN and there are Hardee's there, also in Green Bay, WI and Columbus, OH…you know those Southern states.

      • shane

        McDonalds > Hardees/Carl Jr
        …And i hate McDonalds.

        • testington

          Agreed, but I won't eat at either (except for the occasional sausage McMuffin)

  • urdad

    Chive is full of skanks and nerds now ,bad combo.

    • smh

      skanks + nerds = bad? That's the perfect marriage of supply and demand. go back to school pops.

    • TinyTimmy

      I'm sorry, and what was it before? Virgins and Captains of the Football team?

      • Firefighter23

        boosh

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      STFU and go greet people at Wallmart

  • PointBlank_

    #22 i wished….

    • Knuckledonkey

      See, now, if that were Peter Griffin, he'd of been butt nekid, as would I.

    • Conor

      "The greatest day of my life?.."

  • jp34

    #1 does the carpet match the drapes?

    • Anon

      Trolling done right

    • ranD

      almost sad i scrolled this far down before someone else thought this

  • Lixy

    #12 Mighty Boosh referance FTW!

    • testington

      It looks like Lush, their sea vegetable soap is awesome

  • LarsfromNorway

    #1 I'll take the one in green, why not

    • ranD

      without seeing the front of any of it, im going Pink. back covered in tatts = SKANK in the bedroom!!!

  • Mr Nick

    #13 – Why is his front sight on upside down? What a silly man.

    • Paula_

      No he's so bad ass he doesn't need a front sight. Must be Chuck Norris' brother.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • The Boot

      He is that hardcore.

    • Zoey

      I too noticed the site…
      Too bad. That was the deal breaker for me.

    • Rusty

      My first thought: Hey, that's a nice A1, looks just like mine …

      My second thought: … oh, right, except my front sight block is on right.

      • Dixie_Normous

        no one gives a shit

        • capitancoolo

          Gotta hate internet commandos.

          • UF Cracker

            dont hate on someone who knows more than you about guns
            do you even know what a front sight block is?…
            some people know cars
            some know carpentry
            some know guns…yet everyone thinks thats either bad or stupid

            • Larry

              Thank you. Your kindness and the chives FLBPs make my days worth living.

            • Dixie_Normous

              I'm from Texas, and I carry a gun everyday…. but you just come off looking like a loser who plays too many first person shooter games when you get on the internet and complain about front sights

  • 4xaClown

    #5 You know how I know you're gay…?

    • Billy

      You know how I know your stupid!!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #1 beach trolls! but wheres paula?
    #22 i have that same daydream all the time
    cheers, beers

    • Paula_

      I already told you guys I was in Pakistan at the time, I was the fluffer of the special ops team.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – sucking at her job

  • https://www.facebook.com/SantanaJeremy Jeremy Santana

    OSAMAS BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS! Don't fall for this publicity stunt to re-elect this NWO PUPPET! Come on CHIVERY! I know you guys aren't stupid! Peace & Love RON PAUL 2012!

    • TinyTimmy

      I believe you mean RU PAUL 2012!

      • zach

        (s)he would definitely have my vote.

    • pjsupremex

      yeah cause Ron Paul's got a great shot! seriously though WTF would you even post this here? go troll on some yahoo story about kate middletons pinky toe, and leave the real internets to use chivers!

    • JLC

      Better head back to the basement and put your tin foil hat on.

      • Billy

        You must be a mooner.

    • Ryan

      I am a Ron Paul fan, but when you start out with a statement about Osama and the NWO you do nothing to further his chances of becoming a mainstream candidate, quite the opposite actually. Please stop posting things like this, you only lessen the chances of making a long needed change in our government.

    • McBeastie

      I read your post in the voice of Jesse "the body" Ventura.

    • ksldrummer

      You mean he's part of the same NWO as Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, nWo Sting, Randy Savage, Dennis Rodman, The Great Muta, and Dusty Rhodes?!?!?!?! Awesome!!! He's got my vote!

      • McBeastie

        No, I think he meant that he wrote the song NWO for the band Ministry. Or both possibly.

    • DonMaambo

      u suck dick dont you

  • HLe

    #2 But you are in a MAN changing room…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Xerxes-Esonovam/100002143442424 Xerxes Esonovam

      you have never heard of sneaking a chick into the men's room?

      • So Yeah....

        You know those (hands and legs) are prints on the towels, right? Not an actual person.

  • Jon

    #13

    Front sight is upside down man…

    • GK-4

      good eye

    • Tom

      lol I was totally just going to say that….hmmm

    • Jules

      Too bad, he had a chance until I noticed that:)

      • Dixie_Normous

        harhar you could've been the 6th loser to catch it

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      good eye sir, good eye

  • Joel

    #20 Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!

    • Your Mom's Dog

      This…is my boomstick!

  • http://www.facebook.com/petewhip petewhip

    #22 This is why i love The Chive's DMA, makes my mourning worth waking up for.

    • McBeastie

      Sorry to hear about your loss.

      *morning.

  • hueyrocks

    #14 – It's like a "Street Fighter II" tournament on a Saturday afternoon in 1992

  • Catch

    yay #15 best movie everrrrrrrrr

    • QuietRiot

      What movie is this?

      • Turtle

        memento…and it's awesome…but plan on watching it at least twice.

  • riot

    #1 green troll. find her!

    • Ryan

      These Girls were at the Fudpucker's Volleyball Tournament in Destin Florida last weekend. There's a lead…run with it.

  • SuperiorTo8

    #4 FUCK! We're doomed. doomed…. doooooomed

    • BloodScrubber

      Just call Bill Murray and the Ghostbusters and John Wayne with The Longest Day cast..
      Die Nazi doughboy…..

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