Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

Fair warning, it's Hump Day...

  • equalizermax

    #11 – I will!

    • bud

      those some big 'ol titty balls

    • Fug

      So will every other straight man in the world. Thanks for another dumbass comment.

      • charles


      • Bacchus

        Speak for yourself. Personally I prefer the real thing.

    • YupYupYup

      did…and now I am deaf in my left ear from the whap I got for taking the attention-seeking beetch literally…
      IT"S A TRAP!!!

  • Brother Maynard

    #48 #49 Good marketing, give the people what they want.

    • Heavy Rain

      Ministers and Angels
      that is god damned sexy

  • Random

    On 3rd day of the week, Chive declared "Let there be hump !!"

    #2, #45

    • Brandon

      And there was hump… and it was good hump

    • Rob

      #45 is Selena Spice

      • Bluto

        Man, those are some really bad implants. Bad meaning bad not bad meaning good.

      • Lumpur

        man i've seen that porn video before. very nice

      • Jorge V.

        Mmmm i know her by the name Andrea Rincon

  • dennis

    #11, #12
    My thoughts exactly

    • Lou

      i see what you did there

    • mac


    • korrie


  • http://www.facebook.com/rjpark720 Richard Park

    #2 double the pleasure double the fun…

    • smallchinaman

      Hard to believe that shit comes out of something as beautiful as that.

  • Super Senior


    • Boss

      Congrats, now get in the cubicle, slave.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


      • Unattractive Guy

        I'd hit that.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Not while I'm still warm you won't.

          • Unhot Creepy Guy

            As long as you're still moist.

            • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Gary Ridgeway, line 1…..

      • Vagina Jones

        I thought it was funny… but I probably wouldn't hit that.

        • Dr. Strange Pants

          of course
          you're a Vagina ^_^

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


      • sure bud

        your comments are stupid. how about you just not post for the sake of posting.
        cool? k.

  • brazzers

    #5 the dreaded female hover hand hahah

    • TitoRigatoni

      That is the most epic hoverhand I've ever seen. Leapordgirl on the left is getting about 6in[152.4mm] of air, Blondie McLongscarf is giving him a hover- of a pat on the head, and it looks like Facepalm on the right is hoverhanding her girlfriend too.

  • taylor


    There's something so sexy about a girl in the morning… in lingerie

    • No Shit

      If I had to take a wild stab at it, I would say that a girl wearing lingerie may be the answer to your conundrum.

    • I sleep bra-less

      I highly doubt she slept in a bra. They get rather uncomfortable after wearing them all day, and there's really no need to wear a bra to sleep.

      • who gives a shit

        My thoughts exactly. Well almost, but despite their wondrous curves they still have morning stank like everyone else.

      • TCUchiver

        still f'ing hot either way!

        • HANK

          If I woke up and my girl still had sexy lingerie on I'd have some bad news for myself

  • zman

    #41 must have one hot box

    • canadian box

      Drying that clam up eh

    • TitoRigatoni

      Party in Vegas?

    • Keith G

      so awesome im glad im not the only one that caught it, at first i was like oh nice…few drunk women went to keep scrolling, took a second look to find one perched over the ac..such a good pic

    • GK-4

      So NO ONE is going to mention the GREEN THONG on the FAR LEFT?

    • liz

      i graduated with the girl in the background.. hha thats so funny.

      • sure bud

        oh right you can tell based on her ass. or was it the green thong?

        • HANK

          Ya I graduated with her too:) Oh…wait I forgot I dropped out with her or…Idk…I did something with someone once who is now on the internet aint I COOL?

  • JohnsScarf

    Thanks for #15 BTW Chive

    • Paula_

      Yeah and hey, I´d like to have the ´block IP´and ´delete´option too.

      – totally not going to block everyone, no really!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-White/545403343 Ryan White

        did we really need a picture for this?

        • Leo


    • Jason

      Am I the only one who gets every picture in the comments duplicated every time I click to see the replies?

      • opiateofthemasses073

        Nope, pretty often I see a bunch of duplicates as well. Didn't used to be so, but it's been like that for at least a while.

      • 1 Dead Mouse

        Yes – happens to me too and it is butt annoying

      • bettingonthecubs

        It happens every time you read the comments. the more comments you read the more repeats you get

      • Jason

        Looks like it got fixed for me.

      • Paula_

        Nope, same here. Annoying bug.
        Also when you open replies, does the page scroll up a bit with you?

        – the one that hates bugs

    • Ugh

      Sorry I actually kind of hate this new "feature." Every time I try to scroll over to the replies the fucking picture pops up and I have to get all epileptic with my mouse to avoid the enlarged image taking over my screen. Same with the zoom on IntenseDebate profile sigs, really annoying.

      • HANK

        your comp is slow

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    Mac, you had it all, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BLOW IT!!! #5

    • Gayvatar

      This may be slightly off the subject, but your avatar makes me want to reach through your computer screen and choke you.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Rufio is radtacular as hell.

        • Gayvatar

          Who let you out without a collar on?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            You meant 'muzzle', since collars don't inhibit noise, but we can't expect smart from a Rufio-hater.

            • ranD

              no he meant collar, otherwise how would you say "yes sir" when instructed

              • Gayvatar

                I am honestly not sure I could have said it better myself. Bravo.

        • RufioRufioRuFi

          Something tells me the point is lost on him.

      • Morgan Freeman

        its Rufio you stupid douche.

  • RoflFunk

    In Soviet Russia arm wrestle you!

    • RoflFunk

      Damn typo #21 but hey…#11 was on my mind

  • disturbed

    #3 Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • Nathan Kasper

    #44 is lots of fun. love the top pic, would love to wake up to that!

    • Chuck

      Ohhh yes…the best , besides the breast smacking you in the face as soon as you see the picture, is that little area at the top of the bikini line, the area between the skin and the fabric…..geeezzzzz, that's just hot.

      • john

        real men don't say "geeezzzzz"

    • Derp

      Wait…. let me get this straight…. you'd love to wake up next to a girl with an amazing ass??? GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN!

  • Gwintro

    #11 ohhhhhh fuck ya. MOOOOOARRRRR

  • Brother Maynard

    #9 Next diving trip planned.

    • Dirty Dingus

      When you get to the trench, swim through it…not over it.

    • HUH?

      interesting, the bottom of the atlantic ocean gets SO MUCH sunlight for being that deep. hmmmm

    • bpete

      huh. i never knew the tectonic plate separating North America and Europe was right underneath the surface of the Atlantic….


      • leotris

        It's the fissure dive in Iceland and its in a lake and sodding cold


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian-Losness/538983247 Christian Losness

      Iceland fissure dive. Water is about 40 degrees

    • ReyTiburones

      I would need a moment of reverence above the trench. Just think, those plates could slip across one another and crush you into a diamond…

      • Pink Floyd

        Shine on you crazy diamond

    • StaticFX

      that would be the rift between the US and ASIA (Eurasia) .. not Europe. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/15/article

  • No Name

    Anonymous troll is anonymous

    • Peter (as in penis)

      I find your meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic

    • Hugh B. Named

      Wow, I bet that was hard to do. I must not have the gift of anonymity 😦

      • Unnamed

        You're just jealous 'cause you didn't do it first.

  • Bob

    Puttin' out the vibe. The only game I was playing…

  • Trollface



  • hueyrocks

    #6, #7 – She loved those little tacos. Loved them good.

    • disturbed

      Fears she may also be a prime kidnap victim.

      • Jen

        i bet she has a LARGE taco. ewwww

        • FueledByAdrenaline

          I bet she has a large Taco Supreme….

  • Nicky b

    #48 Golden Tee, best arcade game ever invented

    • Jak

      U mean #49?!

      • Sid

        yes that.

  • Bossman

    #11 yes ma'am!

  • BMW

    yES! #44 #54 #49

    • Yawn


  • Brother Maynard

    #1 80's are over, poped collar get you no play.

    • Pope

      A pope collar might get you some altar kid ass from what God tells me.

    • Texas

      Why hover your hand when you can hover your whole body.

  • BMW


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