Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

#27

Shut the fuck up! Your advocacy is worse than your acting. Go back home to your grandma, I mean, wife, and live off your 70's Show and Punk'd money. Your actions result in helping absolutely no one except for your Hollywood friends in order to give the appearance of actually giving a shit. To steal a quote from "Good Morning, Vietnam", "You suck. Eat a bag of shit!"

Touch a nerv there did he Hey Ashton?

*Aston

#33
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

#41 "Why does this room smell like a whore house?" Oh, yeah, the girl air-drying her snatch over the AC vent…

When are you posting more pix from the Lauren Gentile shoot?

#44 Thats soooooooooooooooooooo not fare……………………………

#27 #47
Real men don't buy their women.
They catch them.

You have not learned the magic of beige spandex!!!

#11 Can I kiss them twice?

#11
#44

MOARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#44 Good morning sweetheart!

HAHA~~~@.@, She spoke to me too. She is a true celebrity! Angelina Jolie and Brad should feel regretful not commenting on Chive everyday and they should advitised their blog here too!

#49 photoshoped. Her back and ass are not even of the same tone.
Such a back job on photoshop!

#45 FUCK YEAH!!!!

#12 just unloaded because #11 is on top

wow #49 sweet.the best.yummy,yummy,lick

#18 = Gender equality win!
#27 I reference the song "Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money. I also refer to the female fleshlight pic posted here on the dar.

#4: fridge was empty – ate fridge magnets
#6: lay all your fears to rest
#9: hope you got your passport and visa at hand
#11: french or australian?
#16: yeah, like a right hook to the temple
#44: sharing is caring

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#9 That's not how it looks…