Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • DAZ

    first!

    • DefendDallas

      DIE, DIE, DIE!

  • DAZ is a FAG!

    first!

    • Joel

      I'll give you credit for the user name well done sir

      • mojomojo444

        Wait!! What if Daz is a Fag is actually Daz!? blowing my mind man

    • joey

      thumbs up for you because DAZ is a fag

  • Dirk Chavo

    First!

  • Snowman

    THIRD!!!!!

    • Snowman

      Ah Sh!t FOURTH!!!!

      • Gooner29

        Way to shoot for mediocrity. But you still suck, douche sack.

    • Henrik

      Turd!

  • Whoever

    Now this I like. Keep it up Chive.

  • Zach

    5th or so?

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.a.augustin James A Augustin

    #4 looks like pedo bears dream

    • kevo`

      So you mean it looks like your dream?

    • DefendDallas

      They look of age to me…No?

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      Guess it would be a wet dream in this instance.

  • topher

    #16 Those sides will still be hot as hell when you pull the popcorn out of the microwave.

    • ROK247

      i bet you are fun at parties

    • RaptorJedi

      The bottom also has a really bad habit of burning out and sending popcorn bouncing around the microwave.

  • Random

    Awesomely early Daily Morning Awesomeness is awesome

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #14 i would put money in it even if i didn't buy anything

  • Seven

    #13 Look down, now back! The hat is now a pizza

    • panama99

      and they laughed at the littlr girl with the Jolly Ranchers in her hair……..

      This is styling!!!!! Hey, can I have a slice!!!

  • Grant

    #14 QUICK!!! someone give me my wallet!!! Maybe if I put enough in, Beiber will die!

    • Grant

      as a follow up, #22 is both adorable and terrifying at the same time

  • HeartUnderTheRose

    #14 If we tip enough, will you kill Bieber himself? I'm sure someone will be happy to supply you with weapons and ammo.

    • ranD

      every time a Chivette submits, a bieber fan dies. you should do your part… 😉

  • Ryan

    Something to look at while Tumblr is down.
    Thank god.

    • Edzone

      We're not exactly the same as 4chan, we're older and more respectable than Funnyjunk, but don't you ever mention Tumblr on here you posy cunt.

  • Edgar Gaspar

    An excellent way to start my day. Thank you Chive!

  • MigraineBoy

    #14 Apparently people are lousy tippers then…

  • HollarPeenYo

    #17 FIND THE ONE ON THE LEFT! I NEED TO SEE MOOOOOOAR!

  • colin

    #22 Would you call that a Golden Hanks retriever? LOL

    • method_man

      no you wouldn't

    • equalizermax

      Run Forest…. Run!

  • Wade Wilson

    #10 Full-contact Duck Hunt is a hell of a sport…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gary-Moertle/100000636238544 Gary Moertle

      Awesome Bengals Throw… Who Dey

      • Allen

        That's what I thought it was Chive on Cincinnati Chivers!!

  • Justin Hall

    #10

    The Duck Hunt Dog claims another victim.

  • grrregg

    Finally , cracked top 25.

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz

    #14 $1,343,239.87 to this fund.

  • limerick3411

    #18 This is definitely in the top 3 most incredibly stupid things i've ever seen a person do… wow, just wow…

    • tap

      Darwin! Darwin! Darwin!

    • http://www.nutterclothing.com nutter

      lol, is it possible you were hanging out the window with your phone/camera while driving and taking this photo 😛

      • ranD

        no he didnt, cause this gem has been on the net for a few weeks now. but still pretty awesome

    • RGH

      Nobody said people in Florida can drive. I just moved to the state for school and it is by far the worse driving I have ever seen inside the US. Floridians are not just missing the good driving gene, they are missing the entire chromosome it is on.

      • ONETIME

        GTFO! The reason why driving is so bad in Florida is because it is filled with those retarded yankees that migrate their dumbasses down here. Or maybe you can't drive.

        • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

          Why so sensitive? Sorry if your feelings are hurt.

        • schnit123

          Let's be very clear here, Florida drivers are the worst in America (I live in Tampa). I've never met anyone in Florida who denies this so why you're being such a crybaby about it is a bit of a mystery to me.

          Plus, the motorcycle drivers out here are the worst of the worst – this doesn't even come close to being the dumbest thing I've ever seen a motorcyclist do out here.

          • hMMMM

            Pretty sure NJ is worse.

            • schnit123

              Wouldn't surprise me, but we do get a lot of Jersey folk down Florida way. Mix them in with the 99 year old geriatrics driving their motor homes twenty below the speed limit and you get a lot of chaos.

          • Beavis

            I live in FL and I saw a guy on a motorcycle do a wheelie (sp) in the rain and passed through the middle between me and another car.

        • aosux

          The Phoenix area has that same issue. So many people from different places that no one drives the same way. And god forbid it rains…people drive like 15 year old kids that stole their parents car.

          • Ryan

            Haha, true that. Phoenicians are hilarious when they have to drive in the rain.

    • meh

      There is a reason Fl has it's own tag.

  • https://www.facebook.com/SantanaJeremy Jeremy Santana

    I had a threesome with a friend Saturday night. We rammed her pussy for a couple hours. Thought I'd share this awesomeness with my Chivers… That's all.

    • Debacle

      Doesn't count if you do it with pillows.

      • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

        Beastiality is wrong, dude. Leave your friend's cat alone.

        • P.M.

          It only counts if it's 2 women and a guy, but if I were to do thatmyself "Shotgun Anus!"

    • JPC

      Referring to a story of you having sex with another dude as awesomeness… I've got some bad news for you, bro.

      • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

        he never did say a female was involved.

    • Quicktim

      Pro tip: Switching hands halfway through doesn't count.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Sorry for calling your mother a soggy bottom twat waffle.

    • Edzone

      It's blatantly obvious that we're all jealous and we hate you, but at least our names aren't Jeremy.

      • DefendDallas

        IN THA FACE!!!!!

    • willkm75

      Whatever dude!!!! If you don't have pictures then it ain't true… I had a threesome and we fucked her ALL NIGHT!!!! Do you believe me???

    • duh

      Maybe it's just me but I've never wanted my sex to include another man's penis in the room. At what point is there too much penis Jeremy? Obviously it wasn't two dicks. How about 3 guys and a girl? 6 guys and a girl? When does "awesomeness", as you call it, turn into gay? I'm glad you can stay hard while looking at another guy's junk…I'm sure I couldn't.

    • ezhammer

      Haha, you had a 'devil's threesome'….doesn't count.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Congrats!!!!

      You are now 1/3 Homosexual.

    • Master Bait

      haha epic comments

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        Damn my damn night

  • Farmer Jack

    #13 You're doing it wrong.

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