These senseless duckface crimes must stop (47 Photos)

The world’s first anti-duckface campaign starts now…


As our Chivers well know, we are not a fan of anybody making the dreaded duckface. Why would we be? A person mashes their lips forward, makes their sexiest ‘Blue Steel’ Zoolander face and essentially tells the world to “look at me.” Well I’m here to say the attention whoring stops here. For those who’d like to join the “No Duckface” movement revolution, this is your chance. We have made our own shirt dedicated to the anti-duckface campaign that we are selling as of now RIGHT HERE at theCHIVERY.

Chive On!

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  • DJwillflo

    There's a difference between duck face and kiss face. A big difference.

    • guy

      agreed, but these are definitely all the former.

      • DJwillflo

        Agreed. They're all rather repulsive. The concealer lips just make it 7854932075 x worse… bleck.

    • craigarlen

      sorry willow, it still looks like a duck

    • That Guy

      if it looks like a duck, lips like a duck, mimics a duck.. its a duck. not one of those were kiss faces. bad Willow… bad!

    • aaron

      Coming from a likely duckfacer. GTFO.

      • Derrick

        I fail to see the difference…?

    • Daffy

      Not that I can tell. If your hanging on to some glimmering hope that this makes you look sexy, you hope in vain. There is a reason that there are numerous posts of otherwise decent looking girls being mocked for their ridiculous facial expression. That reason is because it is hideous. Question, does it make any sense that guys who generally love to look at attractive women are mocking them when they make a particular facial expression? Guys who generally overlook the vast majority of your annoying bullshit just because your attractive? The "kissey face" can only be pulled off by a very few women who are mainly talented actresses and professional models who have spent a lifetime perfecting their look and have been rewarded for it. For you and your drunken friends it remains a very risky maneuver, call it the boner buzzkill. If it quacks like a duck…

  • Dave

    I'd like to duckface-rumskie #17

    • craigarlen

      I didn't see a duckface here…

      • jesse

        you know how i know your straight?

    • Urban

      People following these dumb-ass celebrities.

    • theRealRealist

      All I want to do is motorboat right now….

    • my5tika1cll

      IT looks like they are sucking the taint of a baboon and shocked about the taste….

    • LOOOOON

      24 would be so hot if A her hair didn't look like white trash belach shit, and B she didn't have that fucking duckface!!!!

  • Biggus Diccus

    Some of these chicks are rediculously hot, so I can excuse the massive mistake of using the duckface.

    • ezhammer

      there is no excuse for it…ever

    • reeface

      duckface automatically disqualifies you from being attractive

      • Nocturnesthesia

        And in cases like #5 and #40, duckface provides nightmare fuel for years to come.

  • Christopher McGowan

    #30 Can duckface whenever, wherever she wants and I'd still let her get it in.

    • PoppinFresh

      I can't agree with you more. I'd go so far as to say #18 gets the pass too… that is to say I'm not looking at her face.

    • sammuelchase

      she can duck face as much as she wants, lifetime pass 🙂

  • mojomojo444

    #45

    I'm sorry I have to disagree, she can do whatever she wants

    • Christopher McGowan

      And I'm sorry I have to disagree with you, that girl is nothing special. The Chive is making her into what The Chive claims to be against…pin-up glamour girls with too much make-up on.

      • Anon

        Truth. I like the once and gones like gamer girl.

      • Lauren Gentile

        Whether you think I'm decent looking or not is your opinion and totally fine…but the Chive isn't 'making' me into anything! I'm not a pin-up girl and I kind of despise make-up. Nothing changing about that at all.

        • Rayden

          I like that- "whether or not is totally fine" because you're on the fuckin Chive site and that douche isn't- haters going to hate…

        • grrregg

          Your absolutely right. Some guy's are just idiots

    • Sick

      Et tu, Lauren?

      • Lauren Gentile

        It was for the shirt. 😉

        Duckfaces need to end. Immediately.

    • equalizermax

      Your T-shirt "No Duck Face" is uuuuugggglllllyyy…

      Seriously, you could have "again" ask your chivers to give you a better design than this….

      • do it

        mojo….you ass kiss.

        • Glenn_Coco

          at least he didn't do it with a duckface.

    • grrregg

      Most definitely agree

    • LaneGainey

      Agreed

  • mac

    #5 IS HORRIBLE!!!

    • b-ry

      #16 is the worst of the bunch. the one on the left looks like perma duck face. i don't get it…do girls think this looks good?!

      • mac

        ughh thats just filthy

      • Rayden

        that 1 made my throw up a little in my mouth…

    • NO MRE ORANGE!!

      Seriously Girls…Blonde & Orange is not a guys fav colour!!…STOP IT!!!

    • Paula_

      If you think it's just # 5 that looks horrible you're a special kind of idiot. They all look like imbeciles except #45. What on earth motivates these brainless turds to make a face like that?? I'd get it if they were completely drunk but what kind of woman wants to represent herself looking like a moron?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – ritually burning its old Donald Ducks since the duckface

    • P90

      Agreed, it made my nuts retract up into my stomach.

  • photobug1

    my girlfriends all duckface. getting that t-shirt and wearing it to all occasions #45

  • Paula_

    GAWD THEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! Except #45 /46 of course, she's cuuuute ❤
    And just whooooo is that handsome fellow in #46?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the dark side of The Chive

    • Catalystika

      Forget about the duckfaces for a sec. I don't think I've ever had the complete and utter misfortune of seeing so many absolutely ridiculous fake tans in my entire life. Not just that, but where there's an awful fake tan, there's usually an equally awful make up job to go with it. Super dark tan + super light pink lipstick = Ganguro Girl. Bleh. No thanks. The duckface just makes the already bad situation exponentially worse.

      • DistractedIndividual

        Add in the super puffy lips from injections…then you have the gallery listed above.

      • ...

        welcome to nj …

        • JoshC

          Is this why they call it dirty jersey?

    • Ryan Smith

      Paula, why do i see a positive number of thumbs next to your name? must be an off day for you

      • Paula_

        Oh I do that from time to time to fuck with your minds.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – fucking Chivers one mind at a time

  • David Milinovic

    #40

    BACK DEMON, BACK

    • Todd T

      Kill it with fire

    • Catalystika

      Kill it! Kill it with… what? You know what.

    • Da Man

      The power of Christ compels you!!

      • P90

        'I need an old priest and a young priest!'

      • amrith777

        DUDE!! Ninja'd!! Took the words right outts my mouth!!

    • Edge

      This one is scary…

      • BloodScrubber

        Looks like the face of that thing that scares the crap outta you in an email that gets sent around…
        *cue soft scenic music…..then…..Waaaaaah!

    • SuperiorTo8

      Thank you chive, for giving me some NEW nightmares

    • hapa_nerd

      There seems to be a strong correlation between the duckface and fake tans. Not cute!

  • Anjin-San

    #15 Hanna montana?

    • http://www.facebook.com/kureigu Craig Easdale

      Yup.

    • Dakota

      back when she was about 15

      • Bill

        She always has a duckface.

    • Brad

      she's going to do playboy as soon as her music stops selling…

    • Todd T

      Seriously guys ….. enough with the Hanna Montana and that Gomez kid.

    • Catalystika

      Duckface is her signature look. You could do one of those 50 pictures in 5 seconds things with all her duckface photos.

  • EdWood

    #32.
    After looking at these pics.
    I'm wondering why.
    Chicks think this is a good look?

    • hMMMM

      This and #24 are the worst ones.

      • brutal

        add #16 too

      • Dave

        This one looks like a man.

    • Da Man

      I don't think this was on purpose!!..OMFG they Fugged up your face girl!!

    • th3bigCheese

      She looks like the fucking cowardly lion.

    • Catalystika

      I swear some of these chicks have so much freakin' botox in their face that they can't even barely move their forehead skin at all. I mean, #32 has like one wrinkle when raising her eyebrow. Not normal. #16 can't move her's at all and looks like she has some form of facial deformity. Ugh.

    • http://www.facebook.com/martin.scola Martín Scola

      Actually It may be Leatherface in disguise. You see how her forehead kind of folds over the eyebrow? Don't tell me those are expression wrinklies, iron her, please

    • church

      holy poop, where is miss Teapot and Chip? you ugly beast!

  • miles

    haha #32 actually has a "bill" part of her face.. and #40 is a hot mess

    • Sick

      downright scary

  • Randy Marsh

    That's one disturbing post

    • Lev

      One time my girlfriend made a duckface just to annoy me. I suplexed her onto the couch. It's just so unacceptable, even ironically.

  • bettingonthecubs

    #12 looks more like a platypus

    • pdiddily420

      I will allow this one due to the fact that she is wearing a Devo Energy Dome! God, the 80's were great!

      • miliano2.0

        Sadly I really don't think she knows where that hat comes from. She probably saw some guy wearing it and took it from him.

    • matt

      you mean, like a duck-billed platypus?

  • dongo69

    #43 is taking it to a whole new level :S

    • DistractedIndividual

      After I saw this….I just had to try to touch my lips to my nose like that, promptly realized that I had just tried to mimic a duckface..and slapped my self.

    • aaron

      Pretty sure her lips are plugging her nose…

    • shallow hal

      that aint a duck face thats a platypus face

  • tdr

    Interesting to note that almost all of them are homely dogs … duckface or not

  • dalexmu

    #43 scared me a lil

    • Dick LeGrande

      I got just two words for her…bend over….
      I'am Dick LeGrande…and I approve this message.

    • RAS

      Not a little a lot

  • Da Sandman

    horrible….

  • Brad

    Fact: The more make-up you put on your face, the more likely you are do a duck-face…

    • EdWood

      Agreed.
      Secret plot of the make-up industry.
      Destroy it with fire.

  • Dirty Dingus

    Kill them with fire.

  • JohnsScarf

    #32 and #40 Belong Under "Chicks are CRAZY"

  • piburly

    It's like the camera lens is sucking their souls out right through their mouths.

  • rich

    these pics make me want to vomit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Holly-Sands/1666982036 Holly Sands

    … And the horrific orange fake tan. ERGH, nasty.

  • Christopher McGowan

    Someone needs to give #45 a damn steak. Why does everyone worship her? Too much make-up, too skinny, too fake. Next please.

    • Paula_

      She's a Chivette, your argument is invalid!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Chivettes rule!

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