Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • dude


    • doot

      I've been waiting two hours to be a douche. xD #22

    • RealZC

      kill yourself

  • ShoGun Rua

    #22 Thanks Randy for saving us from the rapture!

    • DCMOFO

      What makes you think we're nothing more then leftover zombies?

      If a dyslexic turns zombie, do they eat Brians?

      • iloveQuatchi

        HOW DARE YOU?! "Macho Man" Randy Savage gave his life for us!

      • Ryno

        Than goddamnit, than.

    • fan

      owwwwww yyyeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!

    • Stu

      Truly Awesome.

  • Paula_

    Hellooooo darlings! It's time for… PMS. PMS? Paulas Monthly Suggestion.
    This months site is:
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    Paulas review: This is in fact a subpart of a well known site. This subpart celebrates femininity and the female form in general. Trough an outstanding and rigorous selection process this site still manages to stay SFW!
    Paulas rating: ***** (5/5)
    Please enter your comments and rating (max 5 *) below.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Me4All

      Good morning Bob! How are you doing? Nice site btw!

    • walkingtheriver

      For once, I agree with you Paula. 5*

      • Paula_

        Don't agree with me!! That's bad for your karma! And mine!

        – the one you disagree with

    • chicken sandwich

      smells like other mom's lips

  • Will

    # 22 is AWESOME. Thanks for starting the day off right!

    • KyleRetrato

      #10 FLBP?

  • morbokitten

    #9 You bloody bastards.

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      BTW, those are SNES cartridges, and that is a shameful waste!

    • Hellequin_Bull

      I dunno…there's a couple SNES games I'd certainly like to whiz on….

    • Tyler

      Personally, I wouldn't mind peeing on John Madden's face every day.

      • Stevo

        whatever you're into kid, I don't judge.

    • Bordo


  • hello!

    #3 And that's how Special Forces operators are born.

    • bananah

      THIS is the perfect woman.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      The making of SEAL Team 7…….

  • hello!

    #13 There is the "giving tree" and the "takes it tree."

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 She's been holding in that fart for waaaaaaay to long now.

  • 1st?


    • 4everDistracted

      Swing and a miss…

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    • mikeyK


  • hueyrocks

    #9 – To the SNES Purists: Please; like anyone kept any Madden game for more than a year. It's okay.

    • Ned Flanders

      As long as there is no Street Fighter II or Zombies Ate My Neighbor we are cool.

  • NateyTheGreaty


    Those are Super Nintendo (SNES) cartridges! Seems like it'd leak and be hard to clean…

    But oh well, at least they didn't use one of the awesome games like Donkey Kong Country, etc.

    • DCMOFO

      Or it's just a facade.

    • Grifo

      Cleaning is easy, you just blow on it.

  • Sanman

    #17 Brilliant!

    • Firefighter23

      Its a futuristic soldier person isn't it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur


    I always knew Dr. Seuss books were based on real life events. 🙂

  • wwjd

    #16 Like a BOSS

  • http://www.facebook.com/Joseph.Stephens83 Joseph Stephens

    #20.Take that, you filthy leprechaun!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      Have some gold! Lol jk.

    • Sick

      fun and all, but what does it mean??!

    • smallchinaman

      What is at the end of a rainbow? Wonder no more, it is severe burns and cardiac arrest.

  • Justin Zavalaa

    #9 Umm Chive im pretty sure thats not nes games but snes games

  • Blackjakoo

    #13 naaaaaaa nanana nanana, katamari damacy

  • joko ngelono

    #17 now i'm getting old *sigh*

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 i see you are fully loaded babe, in more than one way!
    #22 RIP Macho Man, thank you for holding back the rapture!

  • HSoup

    #10 – Rob Schneider looks like he's pulling a carrot top.

  • Wade Wilson

    #9 FAIL. SNES cartridges, yeesh.
    #22 I KNEW IT! Totally called that shit…

    • Birdhaus32

      Beat me to it! Definitely SNES

  • ryan

    you use the word pussy any opportunity you get, don't you

    • LepreKong

      a pussy that isn't used is a useless pussy

  • Danger Pat

    #3 'Merica

  • Hector

    I'd feel bad of peeing on those cartridges, they're a part of my childhood.

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