This is all true (27 Photos)

  • 42095477

    #6 unibrow??

  • @p_oneill

    #7 Real boobies good. Fake boobies bad. Well, not bad, but not as good.

    • Dapper_Dave

      Boobies good. Period.

      • Anon

        Counterargument: Age and Gravity

    • ROK247

      its all real baby

    • Username Taken

      If you can touch them there real!!

      • Jake

        they're. And yes they are.

    • Mr. Boob

      Fake boobies BAD!

      • Scott

        I defer to Castle when it comes to the issue of fake boobs: "Santa's not real either, but that doesn't mean we don't love opening his presents."

        • Mylis

          Santa's not real!?! does that mean Easter Bunny's not real either?
          Oh well, atleast boobies are always nice.

      • Sluts'R'Us

        Real Boobs>>Fake Boobs>No Boobs. I'd rather see a skinny chick with fake boobs than a skinny chick with no boobs.

        • my opinion

          I prefer a girl with natural breasts (no matter if flat or XL) than a girl who think she needs a boobjob from reading comments like yours.

    • Ken

      Fake boobs look…fake.

    • TitoRigatoni

      Fake boobs are gross. Pretty much my only instant disqualification.

    • Jake

      And the battle rages on…

    • northerner

      from my perspective, the "befores" are way better than the "afters". nearly all of them. sad.

    • Dane Wolfgang

      is it just me or does rihanna and the second chick look like they bleached???? and rihanna looked hotter before

  • Phox

    so true

    • Vee1

      "Not now Brain. I'm fucking."

    • _ducu_

      happens to me all the time 😀

    • GK-4

      ANdy Richter anybody?

    • Gutterville

      Wins everytime

      • Kyle

        One of the funniest things I've seen in some time.

    • Rosie Fay

      Made me laugh more that it should of.

  • Michael


    • Phox

      As I'm sure your teachers have told you this before, but you're a little slow

  • Tony

    Lunch time in Siberia…..

  • Seannerz

    #2 "Hello everybody, my name is Zach Galifianakis. I was named after my Granddad. Well, my middle name. Zach Granddad Galifianakis."

    • KeyserSoze

      Can we change it to Galifianafuck?

      • sodapants

        At least 17 people don't watch his stand-up.

  • Sn can


    • @p_oneill

      Already am doing that. I'm on Chive!

      • Ahli-Bobba

        Building bombs makes me happy…I guess I'll get to that.

    • Kopach

      Sweet, kitten killing masterbation it is then.

      • Some Dude

        Tonight a hooker eats my poop!!!

  • Mark Rea

    gotta live by #27

  • Guse

    #6 – While I may have problems with Megan Fox as an "actress," there are at least a dozen pictures of me at puberty that I'd rather not see the light of day.

  • Da_Boz

    #3 – what my ex tells me is true, except when #12 applies.

  • Dan

    #27 ..ahm.. kill a kitten ?

    • _ducu_

      hmmm, seems that i can only thumb you down once…. damn

  • ensergio

    #22 For your kidnapings!

  • metalcool36

    #15 Awesome

    • Pete

      An. AN.

      Someone spent some time and effort making this, and its damn awesome. Then some jackass comes along and can't even take the time and effort to get the title grammatical correct before posting it on the interwebs.


      • Pete

        I do appreciate that I look like even more of a douche because my own post is not grammatically correct, but I stand by my point.

  • Patrick

    Great post. Keep em comin.

  • whysoserious?

    #23 right hand kind of looks like Margaret Thatcher.

    • Kodos

      strokes & dementia will do that…

    • sileemonuts

      the first thing i thought when i saw Margaret on the right was "i gotta kill that zombie!"

  • silkystealthsurgeon

    anyone notice the resemblance with maggie thatcher? #23

    • .......

      Look up

      • Pete


        • Pete

          No, wait… that's just the sun. My bad.

          • Stevo


  • Clive H Rainforest

    Just moved in with my girlfriend. We're "redecorating." Printed out #10 for reference. Thanks Chive!

    • Mookie

      im sorry to hear about your loss… of your life….

    • Random Crazy Person

      It's not helpful when a few of those are labeled wrong.

      • House04

        Random crazy person is a great name for a female, and you just proved the point of that picture.

  • Sharky

    #16 Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

    • tralfaz

      Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

    • Patricio

      Being "successful" means you have money. For women, money is an aphrodisiac.

    • Maynard B.

      That's alright, men don't like girls either, we just like all the things attached to them.

  • Farmy

    I am right now! Chive On!!

  • HollarPeenYo

    #24 I KNEW IT!!!

  • urdad

    Munch my shorts.

  • neverbinLaid

    boob job = best thing you could EVER spend $10k on

    • Scandalus

      My wife's only cost $4K. You got robbed.

  • Ben Muirhead

    #5 should be on every classroom wall (although some people are legit retarded, and it does not apply).

    • amrith777

      Einstein is awesome.That is all.

  • Zac Judkins

    #26 True story.

  • XOS2

    #27 i was thinking i should drink more…

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