I hate my job (24 Photos)

We’ve gotten some amazing submissions since last week’s I hate my job and there’s still much more to come. Take a photo of what you hate most about your job. It can be ANYTHING as long as it boils your blood. Then send the photo to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

Chive On!

  • Wrong Again


    • Rigthg againeing


  • disturbed

    #1 makes me feel better about the job I hate.

  • Anon

    I'm probably going to lose my job because of my binge Chiving so Idk ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Urban

    #7 If this is marijuana, I like my job.

    • Didi


    • justin

      clearly not mary….

      • ydodonutshave2die

        its bean sprouts lmao

  • Big E

    #1 whats the password? mattress

    • Hostile

      Impressive, Sir!

    • lil pink unicorn

      mattress1 – they make you put a number now…

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Hoffman/100000153201277 Mark Hoffman

        the second S is for Savings!

  • Beef

    #2 Its 2073 and most offices have now been seized by the evil minion Zorg converting them to transmit signals back to his home planet.

  • Charlie Ferguson

    damn good point!

  • Oasis

    #10 The cutout of Jacob should be about 2 feet shorter to make it life size.

    • Wait a minute...

      Why do you know that….

      • Oasis

        Edward: 6' 2" Jacob 5' 9". I was exaggerating the 2-foot comment but in the movies they are portrayed as the same height.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Incorrect. They should both be on fire or in piles of ashes already.

    • https://www.facebook.com/chrisbvh Chris Van Horne

      no1 cares

  • WoogyMonster

    #3 At this point you should be fired for building vertical columns in that wall of broken packages. No wonder some of my shit shows up from UPS/FedEx all FUBAR.

    • ROK247

      thats a good stack – don't knock it til you've tried it. if you don't work fast, the trailer becomes your tomb. it's extremely difficult to do well. most new hires didnt last 3 hours.

      (i did 7 months loading trailers minneapolis hub BABY!)

      • Vidiot

        Way back when I did the Livonia Michigan bound truck out of Chicago for about a year or so. 2 x 53' trailers a shift. I feel your pain ROK.

        I do not miss those days..,

        • ROK247

          yep, by the end i was filling two trailers a night. i was proud of the fact that i could do it at all, but i would never wish that work on anyone ugh…

      • P-Dizz

        I lasted 3 months in the Ontario, CA hub, before I had enough! God I hated that job!

        • UPS is the Devil

          Worked in the Van Nuys , CA hub in High School. Worst job ever. I worked from October til the end of January. My belt was full of idiots too.

      • thatwasfun

        I agree…most of the trucks I unloaded usually look like they were filled by someone using a shovel

        • floppes

          Well, sorry for that, but after 6 months of working in those trucks your hands actually start looking like shovels.

          still wondering, how that guy found the time to take that picture.

      • WoogyMonster

        Been there done that for 2 yrs. @ Reno Hub as a second job. Two trailers a night, mega zip codes to check, conveyors piling shit everywhere, and lame ass sorters. I had a regional manager tell me not to "blow a trailer", you know, squeeze it all in. Had the balls to salt me too. I threw the fucking package back in his chest and told him he had better move along little doggie or he might wind up in one of my bad ass walls. So yeah I've been there, done that, and never doing that back breaking mother fucker of a job again. My back has never been the same. And yeah those are columns just begging to crush the unfortunate ones below…

        • snowboardstud911

          I worked at the Des Moines Hub for about 8 months. I got stuck in the Waterloo load just because I wasn't lazy. Had like 2 to 3 trailers a night. Worst job ever. All I ever hear every night is my twat boss screaming her head off, "GET YOUR FUCKING LOAD PULLED IN WATERLOO!" All night. I was the only one in that load while some old ass full timers where taking their sweet ass time in like 600 parcel loads. They had a quarter of the boxes I did and still never managed to get out of their trailers. Some very fond memories of that hell hole…

    • Kinger

      Try being there 5 yrs, stuck in one of the hardest trucks in the building. Talk about tetris master on speed ha.

    • AtlantaBurning

      Ahah haa haahh ha.

      You people have no idea that haven't done this work… Most stacks look like the boxes were more or less thrown in the truck.

      • anonnnnn

        I worked the "death" hub ive seen many men die at my feet from box collapses truly a horrific job.

  • Takingbackcider

    #24 Office Space FTW!!

    • ted

      damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

    • BSmike

      Wish I could read what it says on the pic

    • V4Vendetta14

      That thing is lucky I'm not armed…

  • panama99

    #12 This could be the new office small conference room…….

    No wasted time!!!

  • BMW

    WTF?! #12

    • norb

      It's the men's restroom at my office… I guess the bosses want to bring coworkers togheter. Nobody ever has explained it.

  • Seannerz

    #16 You know the work-toilet routine… breathe shallow, line seat with TP, [censored], flush with foot.

    • peanut3603

      I need a toilet like that at the house….. more room for my wein.

  • Brad

    #10 And why haven't you drawn mustaches and dorky glasses on them yet?

  • Jesus

    #10 both of those guys look like they are missing a chromosome

    • Henrik

      For those of you that don't know what that means, it means they have down syndrom.

  • DaddyD

    Mac the Intern may have one of the world's BEST jobs, yet he (she?) creates this post. Maybe next week we should have "why I love my job"? Mine has taken me to some 30 countries over the past 10 years, and I have had fun times with some really hot babes during my travels.

    • ROK247

      feel that? thats me trying to choke you with my mind through the internet…

    • Nina

      "Why I love my job" would be easy. I get to play with Lego, read silly children's books, spend 2-4 hours a day lying out in a park in the beautiful Colorado weather, and best of all: 2-4 hour Chive break while the kiddies take their naps ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Kelly

        I had that job for 8-1/2 years and it WAS great but I didn't get paid a dime.

        • Nina

          My paychecks are better than what my IT administrator-husband takes home, so I'm not complaining ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Mac the Intern

      Congratulations on all your success, but not everyone has awesome jobs. This post is for them.

      • Henrik

        It's a post dedicated to those with crappy jobs, so that they can see other crappy jobs that way they don't feel so bad.

    • NoShameInMyGame

      PICS or it didn't happen

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      I agree, my job takes me to factories that make shit. Last place I went to it was a Siemens that makes turbine blades for the wind generators. Tomorrow I'm working at a factory that makes potato chips. Ahh the life of service.

    • EvilDungBeetle

      Yeah, feel free to just rub that shit in there a little more!

  • Brian Ferguson

    I work at a place where they block the Chive…. I need a new job

  • Jessica Condrey

    #24 Fuck Yeah

  • Nina

    Changing diapers on young kids is definitely what I hate the most about my job, but I think if I posted a picture of that everyone else would hate my job too.. ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Henry Gibson

    Is it just me, or does the dude in #8 have a tiny, tiny head?

    • Chiveinator

      obviously, thats the pin-headed boss dilbert is always on about

  • Lia

    Speaking as someone who has been out of work for nearly a year and really struggling, I’d *love* almost any of those jobs…but…

    #10 You cant bring in a Jack Sparrow stand up (or something else popular to all age groups)? Or use some imagination Get some post its or clear non perm tape you can draw on and injure them! It’s library property so, obviously perm damage is unacceptable, by make them look like someone’s kicked them in the head or something. I bet that would hasten their transfer to storage…

    Cheer up! It could be worse. At least it’s not Hanna Montana or Justin Bieber (or however you spell it)

  • b-ry

    not working for the man and owning the company is what i love about my job. that and the expense paid travelling.

  • Kris

    #1 i'm guessing this is Mac the Intern's pc…


    dude… I pity da fool.

    • napamamascribe

      I think Mac works at the chive… not the mattress store.

    • phideauxe

      Uhhhh, Mac works for Chive. That's some loser who sells mattresses.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Derrick-Smith/100000450745002 Derrick Smith

    #3 Can't tell which company that was. Looks like UPS though. I just spent my last morning there, and I'm loving freedom :p.

    • deathon22nd

      screw working there! that place is hell on earth.

  • Slappy

    #18 coke oven Larry car….. Not awesome!!!!

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